Bad Movie lines.
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"I don't know which hand to kill you with"
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[I]Roommates[/I] Directed by Chuck Vincent, 1981:
Mark, (Bobby Astyr), near the beginning, is confronted by Joan Harmon (Veronica Hart). Joan walks into his office and right before he can say hello, she says, and get this that fucking bitch had the nerve to say this...
"Hello Mark."
wtf. worst one liner evar.
“If you can quit, probably you should.”
-Alexander Blackburn, then editor of Writer’s Forum in Colorado
"I told you to put the bunny back in the Box". Nick Cage - Con Air
“If you can quit, probably you should.”
-Alexander Blackburn, then editor of Writer’s Forum in Colorado
After Aragorn or whoever tells his friend's his plan of attack, that elf dude scratches his chin, and you see the light bulb go on above his head.
"A diversion!"
"I thought Christmas only came once a year"--Pierce Brosnan in one of the many, many, many stupid ass James Bond movies.
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"Hey Killian! Here is Subzero...now plain zero."
- The Running Man
What?
~If you're OK, say something.
~Something.
[i]"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick some ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."[/i]
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"Slitting a little girl's throat is like cutting warm butter."
"Hey baby, wanna se me kick some ass."
"one gigantic mo-ther-fuck-er"
-all from commando
I laugh out loud everytime I hear those lines.
"Hold me."
"I can't."
-Edward Scissorhands
[B]heyyyyyyyy, i LiKe that line. [/B]
But i can't think of any bad lines at the moment... hrm. I'm sure there are plenty though you people haven't thought of from one of the worst movies ever created: Tank Girl.
"life is like a box of chocolates" forrest gump.
fuck you, gump!!!!
"I carried a watermelon." - Dirty Dancing
"Sissy, I love you and I want to apologize clear back to the first time I hit you." – Urban Cowboy
A Vendetta production. <3
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[QUOTE=fishook_man]"Hold me."
"I can't."
-Edward Scissorhands
[B]heyyyyyyyy, i LiKe that line. [/B]
But i can't think of any bad lines at the moment... hrm. I'm sure there are plenty though you people haven't thought of from one of the worst movies ever created: Tank Girl.[/QUOTE]
Heyyyyyyyy, I [i]like[/i] Tank Girl.
I'm thinking... whatever that line was that the slut-whore from Evil Dead kept singing. Apparently, it was so annoying, my brain has already deleted it. Either that or I have the attention span of a bowl of cornflakes.
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[QUOTE=Solle]... whatever that line was that the slut-whore from Evil Dead kept singing. [/QUOTE]
I think it was "We're going to get you.....we're going to get you" over & over again. Something like that.
[QUOTE=Solle]I'm thinking... whatever that line was that the slut-whore from Evil Dead kept singing. Apparently, it was so annoying...[/QUOTE]
Wrong! There are NO bad or annoying lines in ANY Evil Dead movies. Got that, missy?
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[QUOTE=Alecia]I think it was "We're going to get you.....we're going to get you" over & over again. Something like that.[/QUOTE]
"I'll swollow your soul... I'll swollow your soul"
"Swollow this!"
i think a bad movie line needs to be unintentional in order to be bad. if a movie is inherently cheesy, like the evil dead movies, then the lines are fitting, not bad. therefore, Brak is correct--"There are NO bad or annoying lines in ANY Evil Dead movies."
And has anyone even mentioned Ah-nold's name yet? Isn't he the king of the bad one-liners?
"Yeah...but I'm taller." Keanu in 'Speed', right after Dennis Hopper's head gets knocked off.
There is hope, but not for us.
[QUOTE=alex cassun]And has anyone even mentioned Ah-nold's name yet? Isn't he the king of the bad one-liners?[/QUOTE]
We've mentioned [I]Commando[/I] plenty.
[I]Conan[/I] is also a good source as well.
What?
[QUOTE=mugwump][I]Conan[/I] is also a good source as well.[/QUOTE]
And how.
"I suppose nothing hurts you."
"Only pain."
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i simply cannot believe that this has not been mentioned yet:
MORTAL COMBAT!!!
absolutly every line in that funking movie.
"This is where you fall down"
"Let's dance"
"Gimme a break"
"Okay."
"Your soul is mine"
"Finish him"
- i'm sorry its the only thing on Starz that is on while Im awake
[QUOTE=Solle]Heyyyyyyyy, I [i]like[/i] Tank Girl.
I'm thinking... whatever that line was that the slut-whore from Evil Dead kept singing. Apparently, it was so annoying, my brain has already deleted it. Either that or I have the attention span of a bowl of cornflakes.[/QUOTE]
DOn't get me wrong. I like Tank Girl too. But i still realize it's one of the worst movies ever made.
total recall
Melina: What have you been feeding this thing?
Douglas Quaid: Blondes.
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Douglas Quaid: See you at the party Richter!
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Johnnycab: Please state your destination.
Douglas Quaid: Shit!
Johnnycab: I am not familiar with that destination!
I could go on forever.
Not sure what movie but its gotta be some movie
"dont worry everythings gonne be ok"
"your safe now"
"I love you"
"Im going to kill you now, but first im going to launch into a long tirade about why i am going to kill you allowing time for you to free you hands and kill me instead"
or something like that.
[QUOTE=Fino35]total recall
Melina: What have you been feeding this thing?
Douglas Quaid: Blondes.
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Douglas Quaid: See you at the party Richter!
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Johnnycab: Please state your destination.
Douglas Quaid: Shit!
Johnnycab: I am not familiar with that destination!
I could go on forever.[/QUOTE]
nice, i love that jonnycab part.
"I hate the taste of metal in my mouth. I have to eat all my meals with plastic forks."
-Nicolas Cage to David Caruso, [I]Kiss of Death[/I]
Never, I repeat, NEVER will you hear a more lunk-headed, clumsy, pseudo-hip "bonding" line between 2 characters in any movie from now until the end of time.
Worst line [U]ever[/U]...
Man, what a shit sandwich that movie was. I couldn't understand why it was so panned when I saw it at 15. Rewatching it with a fuckin brain in my head answered that. David Caruso is the polar opposite of intimidating, I can't believe he ever got the Tough Guy roles. Unless he has Dennis Franz backing him up he's about as intense as Alan Alda.
It's not easy having a good time.
Even smiling makes my face ache.
The Storm/Toad line from X-Men isn't the worst ever, it isn't even on the list. It's definitely the worst line [I]delivery[/I] ever, but the line itself wasn't worse than any other cheesy action movie quip. Joss Whedon wrote it and if you imagine Buffy saying it off-handedly then you'll see that it could have easily been tolerable. It only became a train-wreck when Halle Berry decided it needed the [SIZE=5]Voice Of God[/SIZE].
It's not easy having a good time.
Even smiling makes my face ache.
How could you guys have overlooked Cobra? Easily one of the top three cheesiest movies of all time!
You're the disease, and I'm the cure.
Supermarket Killer : Get back! I got a bomb here! I'll blow this whole place up!
Marion Cobretti : Go ahead. I don't shop here.
Cobretti : Hey dirtbag, you wasted that kid for nothing. Now I think it's time to waste you!
Among many, many, many others.
The Running Man again, when what's his fuck is talking about them having to get to the underground uplink.
Ah-nold: "uplink! underground! uplink! underground! if you don't shut up i'll uplink your butt, and then you'll be [I]on [/I] da ground!"
yes, that is the actual line. look it up.
"What's in the box? What's in the box?" Brad Pitt in [B]Se7en[/B]
"What killed the dinosaurs? The ice age!" -Mr. Freeze (played by Arnold Schwarzenegger) in Batman and Robin. This quote is retarded because the ice age did not kill the dinosaurs, an asteroid did (or at least i think thats what happened)
Any line by Jessica Alba in Sin City or any movie for that matter. She looks good shaking her ass, but her delivery is so fucking brutal.
-"Sure, Marv. Who's the babe?"
-"Stop the car, confirm the kill."
or from Fantastic Four
-"Don't even think about it!"
Every one of her lines are the spoken word equivalent of the Holocaust.
My brand new 2011 halloween comp:
http://soundcloud.com/brosupremo/hallowmix-2-the-deadening/s-BKf8z
Lines from the 1957 movie [b]The Zombies of Mora Tau[/b], where pirate zombies (or zombie pirates?) guard a million dollars worth of sunken cursed diamonds:
- "If we get those diamonds I promise you I'll never dive into anything more dangerous than a swimming pool, or maybe a very dry martini."
Watch "Alone In the Dark" for the longest list of consequtively delivered B-movie lines.
"Kill 'im for me Marv. Kill 'im [I]good[/I]."
from a walk to remember when mandy moore says to shane west, "are you trying to seduce me?" and he replies, "why? are you seduceable?" everytime i watch it, it makes me laugh at how retarded it sounds.
We'll call it American History...........[I]X[/I]
Showgirls is filled with them but the only one that stands out right now is the main girl saying...."I am not a whore!"
does anyone else find most of these to be really great movies lines ?
Certainly not.
Another gem from Showgirls:
Annie: Julie, you fucking slut, you touch my make-up again and I'll fucking kill you.
Julie: Oh, I'm a slut? Well, you fucked that kid from the pizza place!
Annie: Well, you fucked the meter reader!
Julie: Bitch!
Annie: Oh, you're fucking dead!
[QUOTE=MinervaG2]Another gem from Showgirls:
Annie: Julie, you fucking slut, you touch my make-up again and I'll fucking kill you.
Julie: Oh, I'm a slut? Well, you fucked that kid from the pizza place!
Annie: Well, you fucked the meter reader!
Julie: Bitch!
Annie: Oh, you're fucking dead![/QUOTE]
ok some of em really do belong here
Oh man these are so bad. Just for everyone's info. I'm getting these off the imdb website.
Here's some more from Showgirls:
Molly Abrams: Jerk, you don't have to be at work for three hours. What are you going to do, watch TV and eat chips?
Nomi Malone: Yeah. Where are the chips? You ate them, didn't you?
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Henrietta Bazoom: Honey, you could never handle me with all these wrinkles of fat. Why, you'd never find the thing. I'd have to piss on you to give you a clue.
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Tony Moss: Come back when you've fucked some of this baby fat off. See ya.
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Henrietta Bazoom: She looks better than a ten-inch dick and you know it!
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Nomi Malone: I like your songs.
Andrew Carver: Thank you. You know, um, I like your ass. Call me.
you'd really save a lot of time and space if you just listed the one good line from showgirls
we could make a game of it, like that impossipuzzle thing
I think I'll lose that game.
Trust me I won't save any time searching for the best line out of this movie.
And the sad thing is I honestly think those are the best lines Showgirls has to offer.
"He's dead?"
"Yup, It;s the end"
And then the villian open eyes, rise up even stronger then before.:eek:
Because there is nothing over the rainbow… - http://theunsunnyvalley.wordpress.com
What film is that? :eek:
From Hennenlotter's "FrankenHooker" right after the hookers find the SuperCrack, but before they start exploding.........
Jeffrey: For crying out loud! You're like cats with catnip!
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"I'm a crow.... flap flap flap, BANG!!!- OH FUCK I'M DEAD!"- The main bad Guy from The Crow
I love the crow, but its full of shit lines, like the one on page 2 of this thread:
"fire it up!"
*cringe*