Bad Movie lines.
Post 'Em.
"You know what happens when a toad gets stuck by lightening? The same thing that happens to everything else." ~X-men
"In the military you must always pick the lesser of two weevils!" ~Master and Commander
More to follow as I think of them...
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"Dude, you have a bazooka. Stop thinking Prague Police and start thinking Playstation. Blow shit up!"
"I told him that cigarette would kill him one of these days."
"You've passed the test. The Gibbons Test."
and another quote, that isn't perfectly correct. but goes something like this...
"There he is! It is the Colombian drug lord! We must get him!"
all provided by the wonderufl movie xXx (Tripple X). whats even worse, is my best friend trying to convince me that this movie is good and those lines aren't cheesy, just poorly deliverred.
"He’s got space dementia"_ Armageddon..
yeah but steve buscemi sitting on a nuclear war head chanting "no more nukes! no more nukes!" made it all worth it
"Colnel Willie Sharp, United States Air Force, ma'ma. Requesting permission to shake the hand of the daughter, of the bravest man I've ever met."- Armageddon
This line makes me die alittle more inside.
"I'm not steak. You just can't order me."--Working Girl
"Mmmmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing."
Do I even have to tell you geeks what movie that line's from?
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In a lot of action movies, the action hero, when finishing off the villian, says a cheesy (but good) line refering to their character. Like in Jugde Dredd, Stallone says something along the lines of "meeting ajourned' when he kills the villian. Now this is okay with me
But.
One movie I saw, I think it may have been Species, when the hero gets rid of the alien he simply says something like "let go of me, you piece of shit."
Where's the heart in that?
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i don't remember any bad lines off the top of my head but i do know a GOOD one that stands out
"It's okay! I'm the limo-driver!"
When Awnold tells the terrorist guy clinging to a missle "YOU FIE-HOD!" right before he launches his ass through the building to blow up a chopper full of, what else, other terrorist guys in True Lies.
"Excuse me sir, Did you wash your hands after you took that big heaping dump. You know that sign, that sign says ALL employees MUST wash their hands after using the restroom, What part of that do you not understand?"- Malcom X
"Would you care to lick my sweaty baulz after they have been dipped in the finest venerial juices and sauteed in my own ass-sweat, madam?"- Winston Churchill
that could go for any arnold movie, it's nothing but un-used pauly shore movies lines strung together
"Free Mahi Mahi!!! Free Mahi Mahi!!!"
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ArcherDylan27 [/i]
[B]"Free Mahi Mahi!!! Free Mahi Mahi!!!" [/B][/QUOTE]
oh my god what movie is that from? i know i've seen it
"Squirrelly Squirrelly Squirrelly Squirrelly!!!"
come on think Phyto!!
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ArcherDylan27 [/i]
[B]"Squirrelly Squirrelly Squirrelly Squirrelly!!!"
come on think Phyto!! [/B][/QUOTE]
i can't my brain is small
Biodome, Silly nut
oh ok, did this come about because i mentioned pauly shore? damn remind me not to that again
yeah it brought back good memories..come on biodome was a retards masterpiece
so you say! we're going streaking!
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ArcherDylan27 [/i]
[B]Biodome, Silly nut [/B][/QUOTE]
God Bio-Dome, after seeing it, it made me compelled to see other Pauly Shore movies. I've seen Encino Man, In the Army Now and Jury Duty.
Plus Kylie Minogue was in it. What a thesp.
'You're a groovy boy, I'd really like to strap you on some time'
'beyond the Valley of the Dolls'
You know, as soon as I saw the name of this thread I thought immediately of this line... quite possibly the worst ever line ever in the history of movies. Ever. Period.
I was thinking the exact same thing. God that line blows asshole.
Wrong thread doucheface.
"Lock and Load"
"If I were to send you flowers where would I....no wait.... If I were to let you suck my tounge, would you be grateful?" ~ Face/Off
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I dont know where this is from but my gawd:
"You can't hug your children with Nuclear arms"
"Fire it up! Fire it up!" -the villains in "The Crow" before doing a round of shots. It's not so bad of a line per se except that they're raising their guns and knives up in the air and screaming it at the ceiling. Nothing says "lethal villain" more than incessant yelling of monosyllables. Keep reaching for the stars, fellas.
"Place your bets!" -during the long fight scene at the end of "Freddy Vs. Jason". You know, that if I had two practically invincible homicidal maniacs in the same room as me, I would definitely take the time to deliver witty movie trailer slogans as opposed to, say, getting my ass the fuck out of the room. Secretly, I cheered for Freddy and Jason to call a truce and wipe out any character who felt compelled to deliver hammy lines.
Meh.
worst line, ever:
"am i...the one?"
but it could have been the delivery.
"This thing is killing women and children. We can't fool around with this thing anymore."
"Slurp my butt."
"Come on, Kong, forget about me. This thing's just never going to work, can't you see?"
"I don't like the sound of that sound."
"Earthquakes bring out the worst in some guys."
"Pain don't hurt."
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ArcherDylan27 [/i]
[B]"Lock and Load" [/B][/QUOTE]
Just wanted to make it clear, I don't know why except I've been saying lock and load since I was a marine, that it is a term that has been around since the revolutionary war, from the actions needed to prepare a flint lock rifle for firing... in order to safely load a rifle of this type it was necessary to position the firing mechanism in a locked position, after which the gun powder and ball could be safely loaded into the rifle barrel without any chance of the rifle misfiring. The phrase later on became popular in WWII to describe the preparations required to fire an M1 Garand rifle. After an ammunition clip was loaded into the rifle the bolt was pushed forward in order to "lock" a round into the chamber... so like even if my opinion is wrong and it is a bad "line", it is not a movie line first and foremost, the movies just stole it from real life, like everything else. I like it's use in Boogie Nights however, when Johnny Doe says "Lock n' Load, Jack!" when Jack Horner asks him if he's ready to perform anal sex on a porn slut...
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by fullmetalbrak [/i]
[B]"This thing is killing women and children. We can't fool around with this thing anymore."
"Slurp my butt."
"Come on, Kong, forget about me. This thing's just never going to work, can't you see?"
"I don't like the sound of that sound."
"Earthquakes bring out the worst in some guys."
"Pain don't hurt." [/B][/QUOTE]
What are these from? I only recognise "pain don't hurt" from Roadhouse.
"YOUR'RE TOO STUPID TO HAVE A GOOD TIME!"- Roadhouse
"You can be my wing-man anytime" - Top Gun
Hey, Ghost Mutt...in order of appearance:
1. Some B-flick I can't remember. I'm not even sure if I got the quote right.
2. Hudson Hawk
3. King Kong (the Jessica Lang version)
4. Lost in Space
5. Some earthquake movie
6. You already know
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by morey [/i]
[B]'You're a groovy boy, I'd really like to strap you on some time'
'beyond the Valley of the Dolls' [/B][/QUOTE]
I love that moogie. Some of the lines that guy says at the end when he's dressed as wonderwoman are hilarious.
Here's a bad line to end them all from Pirates of the Caribbean:
'Do you like pain? Try wearing a corset!'
CRINGE.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Vendetta [/i]
[B]I love that moogie. Some of the lines that guy says at the end when he's dressed as wonderwoman are hilarious.[/B][/QUOTE]
You've got that right, Vendettar. It's been quite awhile since I've seen it, but I do believe that's my favorite part of the flick.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by fullmetalbrak [/i]
[B]You've got that right, Vendettar. It's been quite awhile since I've seen it, but I do believe that's my favorite part of the flick. [/B][/QUOTE]
How appropriate that you should revive Vendettar so soon after I mention Pirates. By the way, did anyone ever figure what that was about?
I saw a clip on TV yesterday of that new dance movie Honey with Jessica Alba and based on this one line alone, I think this movie is going to be real swell like:
"Hip hop can't take you places ballet can."
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OMG That's true in so many ways though!
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"I have work to do. You can read about it in the papers."
"What section?"
Stands and scowls for a few seconds...
"Obituaries"
~ The Punisher
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.JPG "mugwump's picture")
"Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?"
"Nice day isn't it?"
"Was."
"If you're gonna save them from him (some crimelord guy) who's gonna save them from you?!"
"Callin' me sir is like puttin' an elevator in an outhouse."
- Roadhouse (greatest source of bad movie lines ever, right along woth Commando)
What?
What if they call my mom a whore?
Is she?
A BEAR FELL ON ME!
Brock will probably know this movie I'm talking about. I saw it with some friends a few years back, but I can hardly remember anything from it, except for how godawful it was. It was set in New Orleans around Mardi Gras time, and I don't recall if it was a vampire-ish movie, or just a plain old murder mystery-ish movie. The main badguy was a voodoo-spouting heavily accented black guy.
The best worst lines:
"You are your father's son"--delivered with the utmost-importance and depth. Think of Star Wars, when Luke's hand is being cut off. Think how deep and resonant the guys voice is. It's a serious moment, but it was so hammy.
"He wants your wo-man"--again, not necessarily so bad in writing, but the accent (its such a horribly fake jamaican accent that it makes sister cleo seem authentic).
"You werent expecting it to be that easy?"
"Yeah......i kinda did"
[QUOTE=ArcherDylan27]"You werent expecting it to be that easy?"
"Yeah......i kinda did"[/QUOTE]
i saw this recently. it's racking my brain what is it?
"we should split up" - any movie that says it
"i'll never let go jack"
hears sirens blaring in the distance and in a serious voice:
"...cops"
"what were you trying to do? trick me into feeling something for you?"
"i wasn't trying ...to ... trick you"
"get down! I'm from the future!"
"no weezing the juice!"
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Archer's quote is on the tip of my tounge and it's making me nuts.
Can anyone help out, puh-leeze?
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Kill Bill
look it was so on your brain that you subcon. put the writing in yellow
you suckas just got served.
"Let off some steam, Bennet"-Commando, before after Arnold rams a lead pipe he ripped off the wall through the bad gun, punctures a steam tank, therefore expelling vast amounts of steam everywhere.
"Don't bother my friend. He's dead tired"-Commando, after Arnold kills a bad guy on an airplane, to the flight attendant as she makes the rounds.
Commando is seriously a terrible-movie-line gold mine.
-Bohonkie
[QUOTE=Bohonkie]"Let off some steam, Bennet"-Commando, before after Arnold rams a lead pipe he ripped off the wall through the bad gun, punctures a steam tank, therefore expelling vast amounts of steam everywhere.
"Don't bother my friend. He's dead tired"-Commando, after Arnold kills a bad guy on an airplane, to the flight attendant as she makes the rounds.
Commando is seriously a terrible-movie-line gold mine.
-Bohonkie[/QUOTE]
I love commando's script!!! I always imagine Arnold shouts all his lines:
"ALL THAT MATTERS TO ME NOW IS JENNY!"- John Matrix
"I'M AIR SICK!!!"
"REMEMBER, YOU'RE DOWN-WIND!"
"you think I can smell them comming?"
"I DID!!!!"
"I'll show you a move" That boz-eyed-ponytail-wearing-gressy-twat-stain mutha, Steven Segal in Under Siege.
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"Yes."
-Meet Joe Black
"Visits? That would indicate visitors!"
-Plan 9 from outer space
"Are you a Mexican or a Mexican't?"
-Once Upon A Time In Mexico
"Hold me."
"I can't."
-Edward Scissorhands
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Splendid- The Bride, Kill Bill
I didn't like the way she delivered this line.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Lazlosdead [/i]
[B]Post 'Em.
"You know what happens when a toad gets stuck by lightening? The same thing that happens to everything else." ~X-men
... [/B][/QUOTE]
You know, as soon as I saw the name of this thread I thought immediately of this line... quite possibly the worst ever line ever in the history of movies. Ever. Period