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Thu, 10/20/2005 - 02:16

big S

He can't hear... Can you, you big fox-hunting, badger baiting, tweed-shirt bumfuck homophobe?

From: TX

Joined: 03/30/2004

i remembered some thread where i ruined the ending to 'saw' so i thought i'd ruin some other movies for you guys. feel free to fill in your own. if not, i'll just post more.

corpse bride-victor gets back with victoria and corpse bride gets set free and turns into butterflies and flies away. it also turns out that barkis bittern is who killed corpse bride in the first place.

gummo-foot foot is discovered to be dead and bunny boy gets to make out with the blondes in a swimming pool.

spellbound-nupur the indian girl wins.

good girl-jennifer aniston makes up with her husband and turns jake gyllenhal in for robbing the store and the cops try to bust him so he shoots himself.

be cool-everything works out ok because it's a bullshit Mtv-ified movie.

Thu, 10/20/2005 - 02:17

UbikRex

M.C. Rapey

From: Texas

Joined: 09/16/2004

Doom - The Rock turns into a doom zombie and gets blown up by a grenade and the brother and sister make it out of the complex alive.

Thu, 10/20/2005 - 02:26

AlkalineMidnight

From: At the Undertakers Party!

Joined: 05/31/2004

Wallace and Cromit ~ Wallace is the Were-Rabit. And the girls house becomes the next bunny farm.

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Thu, 10/20/2005 - 02:33

morey

From: arctic wasteland

Joined: 10/08/2003

Brown Bunny-Chloe sucks Vincents dick.

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Thu, 10/20/2005 - 02:34

UbikRex

M.C. Rapey

From: Texas

Joined: 09/16/2004

[QUOTE=morey]Brown Bunny-Chloe sucks Vincents dick.[/QUOTE]

But how does it end.

Thu, 10/20/2005 - 02:37

AlkalineMidnight

From: At the Undertakers Party!

Joined: 05/31/2004

[QUOTE=UbikRex]But how does it end.[/QUOTE]

The same as every relationship does.... :rolleyes:

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Thu, 10/20/2005 - 02:39

UbikRex

M.C. Rapey

From: Texas

Joined: 09/16/2004

[QUOTE=AlkalineMidnight]The same as every relationship does.... :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

genital warts and a get well soon card?

Thu, 10/20/2005 - 02:41

AlkalineMidnight

From: At the Undertakers Party!

Joined: 05/31/2004

[QUOTE=UbikRex]genital warts and a get well soon card?[/QUOTE]

Sorta... Now-a-days they use the e-mail instead of a card, but close none the less... Wink

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Thu, 10/20/2005 - 02:42

UbikRex

M.C. Rapey

From: Texas

Joined: 09/16/2004

[QUOTE=AlkalineMidnight]Sorta... Now-a-days they use the e-mail instead of a card, but close none the less... ;)[/QUOTE]

Ah crap, I should go check mine now, maybe it will be one of those animated gif files that could perk me back up. Up being the key word.

Thu, 10/20/2005 - 02:45

morey

From: arctic wasteland

Joined: 10/08/2003

would someone please wreck high tension for me?

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Thu, 10/20/2005 - 02:45

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AlkalineMidnight

From: At the Undertakers Party!

Joined: 05/31/2004

[QUOTE=UbikRex]Ah crap, I should go check mine now, maybe it will be one of those animated gif files that could perk me back up. Up being the key word.[/QUOTE]

Careful of the warts then mate, don’t want to agitate them now do you?

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Thu, 10/20/2005 - 02:49

#11

big S

He can't hear... Can you, you big fox-hunting, badger baiting, tweed-shirt bumfuck homophobe?

From: TX

Joined: 03/30/2004

exorcism of emily rose-the priest is found guilty but he gets time served so he gets to go free.

Thu, 10/20/2005 - 02:49

#12

UbikRex

M.C. Rapey

From: Texas

Joined: 09/16/2004

Old Boy - Guy is tricked into fucking his own daughter and cuts out his tongue and gets himself re-mindwashed into forgetting its his daughter and is back with her in the end all twisted smiling and shit in the rain. Truly a fucked up masterful film to watch. Take that.

Thu, 10/20/2005 - 03:02

#13

morey

From: arctic wasteland

Joined: 10/08/2003

[QUOTE=UbikRex]But how does it end.[/QUOTE]He cums but she's actually dead so it didn't happen. She got gang raped to death and he did nothing about, his guilt overwhelms him into having dreams about calling her a whore as she sucks his cock!

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Thu, 10/20/2005 - 03:04

#14

UbikRex

M.C. Rapey

From: Texas

Joined: 09/16/2004

[QUOTE=morey]He cums but she's actually dead so it didn't happen. She got gang raped to death and he did nothing about, his guilt overwhelms him into having dreams about calling her a whore as she sucks his cock![/QUOTE]

A natural american story, I like it.

Thu, 10/20/2005 - 04:36

#15

Fiberoptic Jesus

From: sup

Joined: 09/25/2003

[QUOTE=morey]would someone please wreck high tension for me?[/QUOTE]
The french chick with the short hair was the killer and the fat french guy was her evil self in her mind and that sort of thing.

Someone spoil this movie called Fight Club for me. I cant make it all the way through cuz my DVD is all scratchy thx Smile

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Thu, 10/20/2005 - 04:55

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big S

He can't hear... Can you, you big fox-hunting, badger baiting, tweed-shirt bumfuck homophobe?

From: TX

Joined: 03/30/2004

get this: brad pitt and edward norton are the SAME GUY.

Thu, 10/20/2005 - 05:01

#17

AlkalineMidnight

From: At the Undertakers Party!

Joined: 05/31/2004

[QUOTE=big S]get this: brad pitt and edward norton are the SAME GUY.[/QUOTE]

Whot?!?! Who the hell is "Tyler Durden" then? :confused:

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Thu, 10/20/2005 - 05:17

#18

Quiet You!

From: Scotland

Joined: 09/21/2005

Kaiser Soze is Kevin Spacey in The Usual Suspects *gasp*

Brad Pitt executes Kevin Spacey in Se7en (and Gwyneth Paltrow's head is in the box) *no!*

Rosebud is the name of the sled in Citizen Kane *what?*

Bruce Willis is a ghost in The Sixth Sense *seriously?*

Darth Vader is Luke's father!!!

Thu, 10/20/2005 - 05:23

#19

big S

He can't hear... Can you, you big fox-hunting, badger baiting, tweed-shirt bumfuck homophobe?

From: TX

Joined: 03/30/2004

sin city-bruce willis shoots himself after saving jessica alba. the prostitutes of old town kill michael clarke duncan and all of his goons and set the city free.

Thu, 10/20/2005 - 05:41

#20

Fiberoptic Jesus

From: sup

Joined: 09/25/2003

[QUOTE=big S]get this: brad pitt and edward norton are the SAME GUY.[/QUOTE]
Thats stupid.

In Gremlins 2 they kill all of the gremlins by making them wet then electrocuting them with the eletric gremlin.

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Thu, 10/20/2005 - 05:57

#21

Quiet You!

From: Scotland

Joined: 09/21/2005

'Planet of the Apes' is really Earth!!!

Quote:

YOU MANIACS. YOU BLEW IT UP. DAMN YOU. GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL

Thu, 10/20/2005 - 09:57

#22

Fiberoptic Jesus

From: sup

Joined: 09/25/2003

and also Tim Roth: The Monkey became Abraham Lincoln or something Surprise

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Thu, 10/20/2005 - 15:51

#23

Earthbound

contains mild peril

From: Kent, England

Joined: 07/18/2004

[B]Pre-emptive assholery:[/B]

[B]Southland Tales [/B] (coming 2006): The past and present versions of the same character accidentally meet face to face and touch hands, causing an almighty sonic boom to radiate through time and space as the universe implodes.

Thu, 10/20/2005 - 16:55

#24

alex cassun

From: Los Angeles

Joined: 09/14/2003

fight club - turns out "jack" is "the one" and he has to battle giant pink bunnies to save the universe from the death star.

Thu, 10/20/2005 - 17:03

#25

stoyan

Joined: 08/24/2003

Requiem for a Dream - everything turns out well in the end and we do not see Jennifer Connelly's stunt double doing a double anal.

Thu, 10/20/2005 - 17:07

#26

karbunkle

From: The Other Side of the Wind

Joined: 10/27/2003

Clam Lappers Volume 90 -- lots of moaning and sweating and grinding then star fade to the credits

Thu, 10/20/2005 - 17:27

#27

Thag

Joined: 11/23/2004

[QUOTE=Quiet You!]Kaiser Soze is Kevin Spacey in The Usual Suspects *gasp*

Brad Pitt executes Kevin Spacey in Se7en (and Gwyneth Paltrow's head is in the box) *no!*

Rosebud is the name of the sled in Citizen Kane *what?*

Bruce Willis is a ghost in The Sixth Sense *seriously?*

Darth Vader is Luke's father!!![/QUOTE]

these are good.

Thu, 10/20/2005 - 17:53

#28

mikandrewz

From: Chigaco

Joined: 01/05/2003

[QUOTE=big S]get this: brad pitt and edward norton are the SAME GUY.[/QUOTE]

The Secret Window - Johnny Depp and The Southern guy are the SAME GUY.

The Machinist - Christian Bale and The Butch guy are the SAME GUY.

Identity - all the people in the motel are the SAME GUY.

[URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=21029&highlight=ANNE+RICE]Anne Rice Defends Herself On The Cult[/URL] - mikandrewz and Anne Rice are the SAME GUY.

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Thu, 10/20/2005 - 17:58

#29

mikandrewz

From: Chigaco

Joined: 01/05/2003

American Psycho - It was all in his head!

That episode of Lost with the pretty boy and his "sister" - It was all a hallucination!

That story I wrote in primary school - It was all a dream!

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Thu, 10/20/2005 - 19:30

#30

succotash moon

From: Forest of a dream

Joined: 07/04/2003

[COLOR=YellowGreen][SIZE=7]Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!![/SIZE][/COLOR]

Thu, 10/20/2005 - 20:18

#31

Undertow

Joined: 09/26/2004

[QUOTE=mikandrewz]American Psycho - It was all in his head![/QUOTE]

Or [I]was[/I] it???

Thu, 10/20/2005 - 20:39

#32

karbunkle

From: The Other Side of the Wind

Joined: 10/27/2003

[QUOTE=succotash moon][COLOR=YellowGreen][SIZE=7]Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!![/SIZE][/COLOR][/QUOTE]
close it down after this
nothings gonna top it

Thu, 10/20/2005 - 22:43

#33

NightMonkie

Monkie After All

From: Louisiana

Joined: 12/14/2003

Taking Lives: It was ethan hawke!
White Chicks: You leave the theater wonder why the fuck you went in the first and knowing that you'd have rather payed seven dollas for a kick in the nuts

Fri, 10/21/2005 - 07:15

#34

mikandrewz

From: Chigaco

Joined: 01/05/2003

[QUOTE=Undertow]Or [I]was[/I] it???[/QUOTE]

Yes!

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