Ashlee Simpson Caught Lip-Syncing on Saturday Night Live!!

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This Ashley bitch is ugly and untalented. She needs plastic surgery like her older sister.-K

edit: just watched it, oh my god she cannot dance at all. Greg brady would dance her under the table. Even he she could do the lame ass steps she was trying to correctly it still would have looked like complete shit.

I think the reason that she left was because she could see herself in the monitor and she knew how much of a tool she lookd like.

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[QUOTE=Wesley Sonck]iz NAT ALL ABOOT TITS[/QUOTE]

Well ok I forgot Ass too. My bad.

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WOW.
Even when she screws up, she's cool.

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I don't know what you guys are thinking of that as bad dancing...Its soo ugly I want to dance around like that everywhere I go. Grab me some eye patches and a parrot and shuffle down a boardwalk and start threatening to steal people's boats.

And what the hell is up with Jude Law's fucking hair at the end of that. Looks like someone rub their ass to one side on it.

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She is stupid....thats all I need to say.

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They're re-playing that episode of SNL on NBC right now. She's about to go on!

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even with the slightest possibility they'd replay the fiasco i still dont find myself interested in actually watching

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They're playing the first performace, and she's obviosuly fakin' it.

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And???

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Don't sass me.

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I just caught Weekend Update. Man what a crapfest...

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Stop with your Fallon bashing and deliver the goods, dammit.

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They're gonna show it in a second, methinks. They just showed a promo.

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What goods??

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I can't believe they did actually show it again. Ha.

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our local nbc affiliate is has been showing reruns of older SNLs after the new ones
this week is a re-run with john candy hosting, i might actually stay up for that

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Man, I just rule.

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Good thing you didn't actually bet that "smart money."

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[QUOTE=Ozymandias]What goods??[/QUOTE]

Oh YOU KNOW.

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Jimmy Fallon left last season, presumably because the media campaign for Taxi was just SUCH a challenge. He's already done. All because of me, too. Smile

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[QUOTE=Ozymandias]Jimmy Fallon left last season, presumably because the media campaign for Taxi was just SUCH a challenge. He's already done. All because of me, too. :)[/QUOTE]
thats too depressing to even list as one of your life's accomplishments

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[QUOTE=Ozymandias]Jimmy Fallon left last season, presumably because the media campaign for Taxi was just SUCH a challenge. He's already done. All because of me, too. :)[/QUOTE]

OK magic man, now use some of that abracadabra to get rid of Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson and every other overexposed bubble-headed bimbo.

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[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]OK magic man, now use some of that abracadabra to get rid of Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson and every other overexposed bubble-headed bimbo.[/QUOTE]
no more eyecandy for those of us with an optic sweet tooth eh

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[QUOTE=karbunkle]no more eyecandy for those of us with an optic sweet tooth eh[/QUOTE]

There's plenty of quality eyecandy out there, karby. Those girls will just give you cataracts.

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