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Smartazboy wrote:
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Tl; dr.

Paragraph breaks would have helped here, Frank.

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subby socks wrote:
Why don't you annoying twats go make your own private little thread where you all can bitch and moan at each other to your hearts content?

That would be a terrible thread.
If this is directed at me in any way, I honestly apologize. I didn't intend to fight with anyone but felt attacked. I should have just left it alone though. I let myself overreact and I shouldn't have.

subby socks wrote:
American Dad is funnier because Seth McFarlane has little creative control over it.

Really? I didn't know that. That would make sense since, as stated, it is my favorite, by far, of the three shows. Do you know exactly what the difference is? Does he do much work on the show besides creating the original concept and voice work?

Skygrotto wrote:
The scene in "Homeland Insecurity" where the two guys find Roger's gold turd is one of my favourite animated bits I've seen in all my years.

Have you seen the way every now and then they keep that story going?

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I am sorry...If you want me to go back and edit my post, I will. Posting "block of text" repeatedly made it better though Tongue

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Brother Supremo wrote:
Less American Dad, More Tommy Wiseau

I seen this on tv once and I turned it after a ten minute scene of him doing a "just ok" looking chick. The long hair was a bit too much, I felt like I was watching a Fabio sex tape with the candles.

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You had the privilege of watching it on TV and you changed it? For shame. Your opinion means nothing now.

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Jacks_Username wrote:
I felt like I was watching a Fabio sex tape with the candles.

Every time I look in the mirror...

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Wow I just watched Arthur and I think that dude had a cameo in it, Im 90% sure. He was in an AA meeting. And ill slap anyone that says that needed a spoiler alert.

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Jacks_Username wrote:
Wow I just watched Arthur and I think that dude had a cameo in it, Im 90% sure. He was in an AA meeting. And ill slap anyone that says that needed a spoiler alert.

Wait, who has a cameo in what? Russell Brand (Arthur) in American Dad or someone from American Dad in Arthur? Or someone from that other show you guys are talking about? I don't believe we get that show here in Canada, I have never seen it or even heard of it until now...

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Skygrotto wrote:
The scene in "Homeland Insecurity" where the two guys find Roger's gold turd is one of my favourite animated bits I've seen in all my years.
psychosomatic_aphrodisiac wrote:

Have you seen the way every now and then they keep that story going?

Nope. But if you know the episodes where they do, I'd like a list of them. Pah-leeeeeze!

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Skygrotto wrote:
Nope. But if you know the episodes where they do, I'd like a list of them. Pah-leeeeeze!

Here's a list of episodes (which turned out to be 2) containing Roger's golden turd (aka Roger's Golden Turd Saga)

After "Homeland Insecurity" it is in:
"Failure Is Not A Factory-Installed Option" and "Rapture's Delight".
I thought it was in more, but that's it. They came up with a whole storyline for it, but I don't want to tell you and ruin it.

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"You see things and say 'Why?', I dream things that never were and say 'Why not?'"-Bobby Kennedy

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psychosomatic_aphrodisiac wrote:
Skygrotto wrote:
Nope. But if you know the episodes where they do, I'd like a list of them. Pah-leeeeeze!

Here's a list of episodes (which turned out to be 2) containing Roger's golden turd (aka Roger's Golden Turd Saga)

After "Homeland Insecurity" it is in:
"Failure Is Not A Factory-Installed Option" and "Rapture's Delight".
I thought it was in more, but that's it. They came up with a whole storyline for it, but I don't want to tell you and ruin it.

Thanks.

Let you know what I think after I watch them.

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You had the privilege of watching it on TV and you changed it? For shame. Your opinion means nothing now.

Do you understand life? DO YOU?!

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Tommy Wiseau had a cameo on Arthur

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The old cop/old wife part was an interesting turn Failure is not a Factory Installed Option.

Rapture's Delight wasn't really a great way to end? the whole golden turd thing. It looked like they addressed it for the fans, considering it had been four seasons since they touched on it, and not really because they had any great idea of what to do next.

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Skygrotto wrote:
The old cop/old wife part was an interesting turn Failure is not a Factory Installed Option.

Rapture's Delight wasn't really a great way to end? the whole golden turd thing. It looked like they addressed it for the fans, considering it had been four seasons since they touched on it, and not really because they had any great idea of what to do next.

Do you know at all what they are parodying, if anything with the golden turd?

I liked the old cop and his wife's conversation about the golden turd. To be honest, that was actually the last I remembered of it when I posted. NOW I have a vague memory of them using it for fuel (I was actually typing about not remembering it and having to watch it again when I remembered what happened). I just thought about what the episode was about and tried to remember how it was incorporated. Yeah, it was disappointing actually. I remember it was sort of the opposite of what I liked about it being in the other episodes. In the other episodes it would just pop up again and there would be a new scenario unrelated to the rest of the characters. I think having them actually use it themselves kinda ruined it. I agree with you that they probably just wanted to throw it in for fans, because yeah, it definitely wasn't from a good idea...It seemed almost like pointlessly killing off a character you haven't seen in a while.

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Jacks_Username wrote:
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There's nothing wrong with having an all or nothing opinion on anything, even without bothering to do any research.
I got a lot of all or nothing opinions on things. Like with American Dad. I can find absolutely nothing redeemable about it even though I've never seen an episode, solely because it's from the same person responsible for Family Guy.
It's when people start trying to strong-arm other folk into they're way of seeing that it gets reprehensible.

They have like four seasons of American Dad on the instant play list on netflix. Watching those would be my research for my argument. Maybe thats a bit of a timothy leary approach but still, you won't know until your try.

I think I'll get by without ever seeing it, somehow.
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There's nothing wrong with having an all or nothing opinion on anything, even without bothering to do any research.
I got a lot of all or nothing opinions on things. Like with American Dad. I can find absolutely nothing redeemable about it even though I've never seen an episode, solely because it's from the same person responsible for Family Guy.
It's when people start trying to strong-arm other folk into they're way of seeing that it gets reprehensible.

They have like four seasons of American Dad on the instant play list on netflix. Watching those would be my research for my argument. Maybe thats a bit of a timothy leary approach but still, you won't know until your try.

I think I'll get by without ever seeing it, somehow.

And I guess you will never do lines off a stripper's ass either??

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From experience, doing lines off a stripper's ass is kind of awkward. Unless maybe your stripper has a flat ass. It's hard to cut a good line on a round ass. Better to just do keybumps from between her tits or a line just above her hoo-hah. If you're especially good with cutting lines I'd suggest doing it as an arrow pointing down.
But, no, going forward I will probably not be doing line's off any part of a stripper's body.

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nathaniel parker wrote:
From experience, doing lines off a stripper's ass is kind of awkward. Unless maybe your stripper has a flat ass. It's hard to cut a good line on a round ass. Better to just do keybumps from between her tits or a line just above her hoo-hah. If you're especially good with cutting lines I'd suggest doing it as an arrow pointing down.
But, no, going forward I will probably not be doing line's off any part of a stripper's body.

Thanks for the tips. Even though I wouldn't snort lines right above a strippers hoo-hah, that would be unbearable. But is this more morally acceptable as opposed to playing naked monopoly with escort girls???

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I've never done lines off a stripper's ass.

Her coffee table, yeah, but never her ass.

Am I missing out?

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What if she farts in your face?

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That costs extra.

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Jacks_Username wrote:
Tommy Wiseau had a cameo on Arthur

Tommy Wiseau>Russell Brand>American Dad
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Tuffy wrote:
I've never done lines off a stripper's ass.

Her coffee table, yeah, but never her ass.

Am I missing out?

Some people can't afford coffee tables, the rest of us have to snort lines off their bodies

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subby socks wrote:
What if she farts in your face?

It blows your coke all over the place in a white puffy cloud and then you got to end up trying to snort it out of her dirty tan shag carpeting.
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nathaniel parker wrote:
subby socks wrote:
What if she farts in your face?

It blows your coke all over the place in a white puffy cloud and then you got to end up trying to snort it out of her dirty tan shag carpeting.

There should never ever be carpeting on a stripper.

Also, that white string hanging from her whoha is a tampon.

Step away from the birth canal.
And run.

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Well, this went somewhere horrible...

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Tuffy wrote:
Well, this went somewhere horrible...

Actually it was the plan all along, couldn't just post a thread called bleeding cocaine strippers, it would have been in bad taste.

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That costs extra.

You have no idea how hard I'm laughing...

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