Alternative Endings for Peter Jackson's KING KONG
Recently, Peter jackson made a three-hour movie called King Kong. You can learn a ton about it in Nightrious's thread [url=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=22763]here[/url].
The story line is pretty flimsy and underdeveloped:
Blonde goes to scary tropical island, gets captured by gorilla, they have a friendship, gorilla ends up back in Manhattan, gorilla gets killed by the Air Force.
In this thread, suggest your alternative plot lines and endings. Also, make sure to give your film a MPAA rating.
[B]12 MONKEYS/JURASSIC PARK ENDING[/B]:
Jack Black dies about 25 minutes in.
At the end, King Kong is on the empire state building. He realizes that the world of men is not for him, (the girl he wants is smaller than his cock, etc) so he lets her go and he has an awesome chase scene through New York City as he tries to escape. The army is hot on his tail as he stomps through town. He crosses the Triborough Bridge and ends up in the Bronx, where he goes to the zoo and frees all the animals. He accidentally steps on a nuclear power plant, causing a massive metdown, killing millions. The dinosaurs return to America, slaughter millions more, and the world is ruterned to the Jurassic era. The End.