Academy Awards '06
And NOW they give Altman an award!! Le sigh.
They gypped Prietro!
edit: They should've gave it to him for THE 25TH HOUR.
im like 1 out of 12 with my guesses. goddamn you memoirs of a geisha.
terrors of a geisha
Someone shoot Reese Witherspoon. NOW.
She won't stop!
They brought in Dustin Hoffman in a wheelchair!
[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]Someone shoot Reese Witherspoon. NOW.[/QUOTE]
eww! did she win? i really don't like her as an actress.
Strike one for the gays! Larry gets a stiff statue!
CRASH for best screenplay? It was a MAGNOLIA rip off which was a SHORT CUTS rip off and AARGH, CRASH?!?
Strike two for the gays! Ang scores best directing gays!
i was just watching and they gave Oscars to every single player on manchester United ! what the hell !!
Crash?!?!?11
CRASH BEST FILM? The jury is insane, effing bonkers. I don't believe this.
[QUOTE=alex cassun]Crash?!?!?11[/QUOTE]
That bitch said something about maverick cinema! I'll slap her if I ever meet her.
That's the worst idea ever. Fucking CRASH!
There is hope, but not for us.
please tell me there was at least ONE joke about all the gayness this year and the Oscar being used in some anal fashion ?
sorry, there was nothing.
Man, I don´t think I´ve ever seen so many beautiful women look so goddamned awful...
I don´t know what the theme was for makeup this year, but somebody really laid an enourmous fucking turd....most the women looked close to death! Either it was the make up, or maybe they really ARE that close to death...
Only Hayek and Bacall looked healthy...and Bacall has gotta be fucking 90!!!
Seriously, awful fucking makeup, across the board...
did the one transexual one come dressed as a guy ?
i still think she shoulda got nominated for the best actor award instead
She´s a chick! She´s not even trans, dude!
You´re just doing this to wind me up...
I was actually pretty bummed she lost to fucking Tracy Flick...
It was funny, cause both me and my sister(yes, my and my sister actually watched the entire show, all while talking about it on the telephone) muted the television, so as to not have to listen to her fucking voice, but then realized that a muted Reese is JUST as bad as a not muted one...
TRANS America ..get it ...hahahaha... they travel across country !
You are no longer a friend of The Party...
You´re honorary membership has been revoked for BAD JOKES!!!
i'm going to convert to transgenderism JUST for the jokes ! they cant kick me out then
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I really think she's trying to make a point of wearing a disastrous dress, she looks so pleased despite the awful colour, the giant bow...eep.
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Bonham Carter is giving me the fear.
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She's wearing [I]upholstery[/I].
Other points:
What's wrong with Saggy Gyllenhaal's hand? It's always hidden in the folds of her gown.
Jada Pinkett-Smith is looking really really [I]strong[/I].
Uma Thurman looks like Columbo!
Do you think that when Amy Adams was starring in Cruel Intentions 2 she realised she'd be Oscar nominated within 5-ish years? I really liked her in Smallville as the girl who lost loads of weight by eating kryptonite vegetable smoothies but then had to take sustainence from sucking on people. She was great in Drop Dead Gorgeous too, she's my new hero.
[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]CRASH BEST FILM? The jury is insane, effing bonkers. I don't believe this.[/QUOTE]
yeah, fuck those guys.
:):):):)
[QUOTE=Balthazar]yeah, fuck those guys.
:):):):)[/QUOTE]
They should rename the film.
CRACK MOVIE NIGGA
Vendetta i believe that charleze thoron may be mentallu ill, always keep that in mind as most people are.
[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]They should rename the film.
CRACK MOVIE NIGGA[/QUOTE]
you should change your username
CRACKHEAD CRACKA
[QUOTE=morey]Vendetta i believe that charleze thoron may be mentallu ill, always keep that in mind as most people are.[/QUOTE]
I was a bridesmaid once and the dress I had to wear was remarkably similar to the one she's wearing there, only sans giant bow and slit skirt.
hahahahahhahaah you are right someone needed to knock that thing offa her shoulder.
i joked last night that i'll bet she requested to sit at the end of the aisle so her shoulder-bow-flower thing didn't knock anyone out.
i liked the movie crash.
i can't begin to describe what an ugly toad keira knightley is. the first shot of the show was of her creepy grill. why the fuck would you do that? i spent the rest of the night locked in my closet.
She just looks really really silly. Much like me in this shot:
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[QUOTE=Balthazar]i can't begin to describe what an ugly toad keira knightley is. the first shot of the show was of her creepy grill. why the fuck would you do that? i spent the rest of the night locked in my closet.[/QUOTE]
you did? there wasn't anything...ELSE...in there with you, was there? did you check? 
[QUOTE=Balthazar]i can't begin to describe what an ugly toad keira knightley is. the first shot of the show was of her creepy grill. why the fuck would you do that? i spent the rest of the night locked in my closet.[/QUOTE]Every time i look at my hamster i think of keira knightly, i consider it his back up name. She looks like him, and have you seen her titless nakedness on the cover of vanity fair making out with ancient uber-fag tom ford. she needs to die now.
are you the big galoof on the right, vend?
[QUOTE=Balthazar]are you the big galoof on the right, vend?[/QUOTE]
I'm the tall one, the ones on the far left and far right are my sisters. I don't know who the other two are.
you know hat the color isn't bad i've seen far worse
[QUOTE=Fiberoptic Jesus]Also, whats with the press suddenly getting behind Crash to win?
Every single movie on that list is fantastic except for Crash.[/QUOTE]
OH COOL!
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Did anybody here even watch Copote?
yeah. great acting from everyone (chris cooper and catherine keener, as well as bob whatshisfuck the boss* and the murderers), not just hoffman, although i definitely think he deserved to win. as far as the movie goes, it was a good enough biopic but i dont think it was a great movie. it didnt make me want to rush out and read all of capotes books or anything.
*whatshisnuts sat in the row in front of me at the movie theater. he's a good actor. you might remember him from his role in seinfeld as the president of NBC.
[QUOTE=alex cassun]yeah. great acting from everyone (chris cooper and catherine keener, as well as bob whatshisfuck the boss* and the murderers), not just hoffman, although i definitely think he deserved to win. as far as the movie goes, it was a good enough biopic but i dont think it was a great movie. it didnt make me want to rush out and read all of capotes books or anything.
*whatshisnuts sat in the row in front of me at the movie theater. he's a good actor. you might remember him from his role in seinfeld as the president of NBC.[/QUOTE]
bob balaban ?
yeah.
i only really remember him as the dog dude in best in show
[QUOTE=nathaniel parker]please tell me there was at least ONE joke about all the gayness this year and the Oscar being used in some anal fashion ?[/QUOTE]
They had the montage of gay cowboy clips from movies that really just look gay out of context, but really you can see it any time you was a western movie, so it's not really clever, just pointless.
Oh, and Jake Gyllenhal had that fabulous joke: "Good luck trying to catch it on a portable DVD." And the entire audeince was silent. He was getting a little to big for his britches, but that'll humor him a little.
Salma Hayek, anyone? She looked better than she ever had to me. Anyways, mad props to PSH for his winning the award. For me, Ang Lee getting best director wasn't surprising... but I have tendencies to associate his name with The Hulk movie. Laughter-inducing Hulk. Oh yes. Also I'm pro-Stewart. You can only do so much anyway and he pulled it out. Best song was a shock, though, huh?
[QUOTE=embaixo de]Best song was a shock, though, huh?[/QUOTE]
Not really. If you listened to the other choices - Dolly Parton's regurgitated country and Bjork's nonsensical (new) shit - the Jeffersons rip off was probably the best choice. While "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" is a bit, um, liberal and 36Mafia doesn't seem like your typical Academy Award Alumnist, keep in mind it was better than other choices and they aren't the first [URL=http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/e6/da/kifmToysAllPlay_Along_Slim_Shady_In_Blue_Overalls___Action_Figure_With_Display_Base1-resized200.jpg]rappers[/URL] to win an Oscar.
[QUOTE=Michael]Not really. If you listened to the other choices - Dolly Parton's regurgitated country and Bjork's nonsensical (new) shit - the Jeffersons rip off was probably the best choice. While "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" is a bit, um, liberal and 36Mafia doesn't seem like your typical Academy Award Alumnist, keep in mind it was better than other choices and they aren't the first [URL=http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/e6/da/kifmToysAllPlay_Along_Slim_Shady_In_Blue_Overalls___Action_Figure_With_Display_Base1-resized200.jpg]rappers[/URL] to win an Oscar.[/QUOTE]
I'm sure they are fitting thier awards with some nice tasteful platinum chains to hang them around thier necks.
so i turn on the academy awards and i catch 2 seconds of samuel jackson, alot of random clips from decent movies, and then a guy playing the voilin. Did they overlook the part were awards are given out or is my attention span just way too short for something like this?