A Search For Farley...
Someone yesterday told me about this and I shot water out of my nose laughing at it. I want to know if it's real and out there. It's allegedly on something called The Best of Chris Farley.
He's in a restaurant and drinking coffee when the maitre'd comes up and says to him
"Sir, did you know the coffee you're drinking is really Folger's Instant Coffee?"
Farley says pensively "No...I didn't."
And maitre'd says again "How do you feel about that?"
And then he proceeds to beat the snot out of the man with a frying pan.
If this is real, I MUST have it.
Never get so attached to a poem you forget truth that lacks lyricism.