A New Keeanu .... Already

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paul walker is the new keeanu reeves. every friggin movies hes got the same confused, ghetto thug talk voice style, the kind that people use to impress others they havnt met. any one aggree?

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that is the exact same fucking thought I had, except Keanu Reeves has more talent, which really says something about Paul Walker

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I think Paul Walker is what Keanu used to be. I can honestly say that Keanu has been taking acting lessons and is improving a LOT in his acting ability.

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is he hot?

*ducks stones*

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YES.

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for real? someone post a pic

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[IMG]http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/1442/PaulWalker_Grani_484326_400.jpg[/IMG]

*coughs, walks off*

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Eponymous [/i]
[B]

*coughs, walks off* [/B][/QUOTE]

I'm fucking dying here.

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I personally think James Duval in all Gregg Araki's movies is just like Keanu.

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Gadamn, I thought I was the only one to notice it too. And it isn't
just because Fast and the Furious was basically Point Break 2;
just close your eyes when he talks and you'll see Keanu.

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Shit, I always thought Paul was able to pull off a few more facial expressions than Keanu. Allow me to demonstrate.
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[b]THE KEANU REEVES EMOTIONAL SPECTRUM[/b]

Angry = [img]http://63.208.193.131/cards/pictures/keanureeves/kr4_thumb.jpg[/img]

Sad = [img]http://63.208.193.131/cards/pictures/keanureeves/kr4_thumb.jpg[/img]

Intrigued = [img]http://63.208.193.131/cards/pictures/keanureeves/kr4_thumb.jpg[/img]

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Ozymandias...
British literature.
::shivers::

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Well, Paul Walker was hired off the street. He was walking in LA or New York and needed some money. He saw a sign for auditions and decided to at least try it to get the money. Well in a blunder he was hired.

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I can't believe I wasn't the only one who saw Point Break and Keanu in The Fast and The Furious.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by D._Prest [/i]
[B]I personally think James Duval in all Gregg Araki's movies is just like Keanu. [/B][/QUOTE]

Before I opened this thread up I actually considered it being Duvall.

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The New Keanu:

[url=http://maddox.xmission.com/matrix2.html][img]http://maddox.xmission.com/neo3.gif[/img][/url]

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so fucked up lol

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keanu was casted in coppola's dracula. we were watching it for film class and cant help but laugh at the casting decision. i mean come on..keanu was surrounded by seasoned actors such as gary oldman etc etc...and yet...there he was...with a bad accent.

my film prof was convinced that he was cast because of the look. keanu is a pretty boy. with that blank look on his face. jessica alba is the same. she was cast as the dark angel beacuse of her "racially ambiguous" look, not for her acting skills

keanu was and has been typecast for the longest time as the "whoa" guy...i mean while watchign finding nemo..all i can think about is keanu..or them making fun of him

keanu..i dont know..do i still think he can act? well not really...it just seemed that way becaues of the success of the matrix. but if you look down...really look at it..it's the same look on his face...and its stretching thin...but i dont know..i still love the guy...
but the truth is the truth

oh i had to read an article called "being keanu"...
i havent finished reading that yet..

but yeah..that was in our coursepack

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but paul walker? hmmm...well there are plenty of pretty boys who cant act out there

but paul walker is hot...

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Quote:
THE KEANU REEVES EMOTIONAL SPECTRUM

that is TEH SHIT.

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Acting skills aside, anybody who'd take another cyberpunk role after Johnny Mnemonic (pretty sure I'm the only one alive who liked that movie... but c'mon, the pinball game rocked) is cool in my book.

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keeanu rocked in bill and ted, best acting roll he ever did, can anyone guess why?

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by origamiLips [/i]
[B]keanu was casted in coppola's dracula. we were watching it for film class and cant help but laugh at the casting decision. i mean come on..keanu was surrounded by seasoned actors such as gary oldman etc etc...and yet...there he was...with a bad accent.

my film prof was convinced that he was cast because of the look. keanu is a pretty boy. with that blank look on his face. jessica alba is the same. she was cast as the dark angel beacuse of her "racially ambiguous" look, not for her acting skills[/B][/QUOTE]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA! Hold the phone...

You're saying that Hollywood stars are cast based on their [i]looks[/i](!) rather than acting talent!? :eek:

Jesus, I need to sit down for a minute...:confused:

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I like that movie were he says "woah!"--- or at least act like he is about to say it.

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Ozymandias ..i hate you..

nah..

but yeah..it was just funny how keanu seemed to be out of place in dracula...his performance was just silly....

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I actually never noticed it was Reeves until the last time I saw it. He's so not the star in that movie he's incedental. Like anyone in a film with Anthony Hopkins.

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if you think keanu has one face wait til you see the matrix reloaded sex scene.....even carrie-anne has a face with double purpose (orgasm and falling from a building with a bullet wound).......go see the movie - youll see what i mean.

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he IS hot, though.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Aurelius Caulfield [/i]
[B]Shit, I always thought Paul was able to pull off a few more facial expressions than Keanu. Allow me to demonstrate.
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[b]THE KEANU REEVES EMOTIONAL SPECTRUM[/b]

Angry = [img]http://63.208.193.131/cards/pictures/keanureeves/kr4_thumb.jpg[/img]

Sad = [img]http://63.208.193.131/cards/pictures/keanureeves/kr4_thumb.jpg[/img]

Intrigued = [img]http://63.208.193.131/cards/pictures/keanureeves/kr4_thumb.jpg[/img] [/B][/QUOTE]

Hahaha! perfection!

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by insomnomaniac [/i]
[B]he IS hot, though. [/B][/QUOTE]

agreed Wink

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so enamored was i of that keanu emotional spectrum, i set it as my avatar.

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I am pleased.

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Will someone please post a picture of Paul Walker so I know who we are talkinga bout?

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Eponymous did.

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That's Paul Walker? I though Paul Walker was the black guy in Panic Room.

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Thats Forest Whitaker.

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wait, i thought paul walker was a black dude!

why would a black guy be "the new keanu???"

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Because of his "Woah" type persona. I dunno. I just thought that Paul Walker was Forest Witaker, I don't know why.

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I don't think they could be anymore contrasting.

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It was the similarities in the name. I knew that Forest Whitaker's last name started with a w, but I didn't know what it was, so I just assumed.