a musical riddle

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nathaniel parker
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What do all of these songs have in common?
(posted in the correct format for imke)

AC/DC - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Beastie Boys - Sabotage
The Beatles - Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds
Bobby Darin - Mack the Knife
Dave Matthews Band - Crash Into Me
Bob Dylan - Knockin' On Heaven's Door
Filter - Hey Man, Nice Shot
Elton John - Benny and the Jets
Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff
MC Hammer - Have You Seen Her
Megadeath - Sweating Bullets
Frank Sinatra - New York, New York
Soundgarden - Black Hole Sun

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Somebody sent the whaaambulance over to the clearchannel offices and they decided these songs were inappropriate for radio broadcast post 9/11, asking for them to be blackballed.

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That is the least likely thing these songs have in common.

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You edited your post! But i still stick with what i said.

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my edit was just that it was "post 9/11"
i inserted those two words when i remembered the circumstances surrounding it after i posted.

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lofivinyl wrote:
Girlsssssz....the FROSTING MOISTURIZES while the SPRINKLES EXFOLIATE!!!
Tuffy wrote:
I don't maneuver. I find a corner, set-up shop, and order the wow brought to me.
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whaddo i win!?
dont say i won a trip to the whale's belly. i'm no jonah.

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lofivinyl wrote:
Girlsssssz....the FROSTING MOISTURIZES while the SPRINKLES EXFOLIATE!!!
Tuffy wrote:
I don't maneuver. I find a corner, set-up shop, and order the wow brought to me.
nathaniel parker
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you win nothing for answering the riddle right off the bat and thusly causing this thread to flop.

nathaniel parker
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The List!

If you listen to any of these songs then you are against America!

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foiled again, parker!

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lofivinyl wrote:
Girlsssssz....the FROSTING MOISTURIZES while the SPRINKLES EXFOLIATE!!!
Tuffy wrote:
I don't maneuver. I find a corner, set-up shop, and order the wow brought to me.
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Man, I love that squirrel. Is there nothing he can't do?

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it's still not as bad and heartbreaking as when that one also ruined my One Post Thread Thread.

edit: "asshole", not "also".

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Tuffy wrote:
Man, I love that squirrel. Is there nothing he can't do?

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nathaniel parker wrote:

(posted in the correct format for imke)

Thank you!

Man, I love the list of songs you gave us the link to. "Lyrically questionable" songs. Geez!

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They're all handicapped?

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nathaniel parker wrote:
you win nothing for answering the riddle right off the bat and thusly causing this thread to flop.

How can that be right? Or were they just banned for, like, a month. Because those songs are still on all the time.
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nathaniel parker wrote:
Tuffy wrote:
Man, I love that squirrel. Is there nothing he can't do?


I love you, Nate.
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ejrathke wrote:
nathaniel parker wrote:
you win nothing for answering the riddle right off the bat and thusly causing this thread to flop.

How can that be right? Or were they just banned for, like, a month. Because those songs are still on all the time.

it was just one of those overly-concerned prudish soccer-mom suggestions, these songs are dangerous blargh! i'm not sure anyone took it seriously.

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lofivinyl wrote:
Girlsssssz....the FROSTING MOISTURIZES while the SPRINKLES EXFOLIATE!!!
Tuffy wrote:
I don't maneuver. I find a corner, set-up shop, and order the wow brought to me.
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ejrathke wrote:
nathaniel parker wrote:
you win nothing for answering the riddle right off the bat and thusly causing this thread to flop.

How can that be right? Or were they just banned for, like, a month. Because those songs are still on all the time.

it was just one of those overly-concerned prudish soccer-mom suggestions, these songs are dangerous blargh! i'm not sure anyone took it seriously.


Ah, i get it.
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Golfcat wrote:
nathaniel parker wrote:
Tuffy wrote:
Man, I love that squirrel. Is there nothing he can't do?


I love you, Nate.

I realize now that I had been saving all those pictures over the last year or so just for that one epic post.