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morey
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[B][U]Borat[/U][/B]
Sorry
but
it
wasn't
that
funny.

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why are you apologizing for it?

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My favorite part was when they threw money at the jews that transformed into cockroaches.

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[QUOTE=DAN9108;938551]My favorite part was when they threw money at the jews that transformed into cockroaches.[/QUOTE]

that is more than six words

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I thought it was hilarious just becuase he stayed in character for the entire movie filming and the reactions were real. When he tried to put Pamela Anderson in the love sack..Gold!

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[U][B]Godfather[/B][/U]
nineteen
seventy-two
get
over
it
already

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[B][U]Eyes Wide Shut[/U][/B]
Boring,
slow,
pretentious
piece of
shit.

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^^Four word film reviews.

[B]300[/B]:
Manliness in its purest form .... SPARTAAA!!

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[B][U]tideland:[/U][/B]

only watched
five minutes
got annoying.

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Ernest Goes to Camp, in jail.

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pearl harbor director does it again.

michael bay crushes ageing nerds dreams.

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[B][U]Babel[/U][/B]
Would have been a better short.

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Eminem's Purple Rain/ Jazz Singer/ Flashdance

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[B][U]8 Mile[/U][/B]
Actually fucking worse than Love Actually.

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[B]hollywoodland[/B]
I don't care about George Reeves.

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[B][U]Desperado[/U][/B]
Declined after Selma Hayek's nude scene.

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[B][U]The Godfather[/U][/B]
Really, really, really, really, really overrated.

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[B][U]Ocean's Eleven[/U][/B]
I love con movies. Fucking great.

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[B][I][U]The Departed[/U][/I][/B]
Kind of confusing
Way too long

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[QUOTE=tomstrong83;938604][U][B]Godfather[/B][/U]
nineteen
seventy-two
get
over
it
already[/QUOTE]

at least someone admitted to it.

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[B][U]Sideways[/U][/B]
"I'm not drinking
any fucking merlot!!!!":zx11pisse Smile Big

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[QUOTE=aphonicmessiah;938715]at least someone admitted to it.[/QUOTE]
fuck you, that movie is a masterpiece.

[B]Fight Club[/B]

Books are always better, believe me.

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[QUOTE=corellion;938657][B][U]Babel[/U][/B]
Would have been a better short.[/QUOTE]

kids should've died for better ending

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[QUOTE=Fiberoptic Jesus;938720]kids should've died for better ending[/QUOTE]

I thought, nice theme, shitty cinematography.

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[U]Dirt Love[/U]
[B]Dont.
Waste.
Your.
Time.
It. blows[/B].

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[U]Dirty Love[/U]

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[U]Little Miss Sunshine[/U]

I don't care about these people.

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[U]Saw III[/U]

A greek tragedy for modern times.

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[U][B]when a stranger calls[/B][/U]

girl getting
scared for
an hour.

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[B][U]lady in the water[/U][/B]

weak plot
weak logic
bad acting.

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these are only for films we disliked, right?

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[QUOTE=bearchaser;938902]these are only for films we disliked, right?[/QUOTE]No that was not my intent.

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Could have done
with some dialogue.

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[B][U]SWAP.avi[/U][/B]

oh fuck
Ive gone
completely blind!

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[QUOTE=Six On The Dot;938949][B][U]The Descent[/U][/B]
Enquirer's BatBoy eats stinky white bitches.[/QUOTE]
That is a perfect summary of that movie!

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Seven

Sloth
Envy
Wrath
Lust
Greed
(Doh)

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that's five words or maybe you count "my ass" as three.

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[B][U]Shadov's Above Comment[/U][/B]
Don't imply her ass is fat!

[B][U]Shadov's Above Comment 2[/U][/B]
She'll kill us all, fuck sake!

[B][U]Fight Club[/U][/B]
Your not you're homosecksual undertones, sir!

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[B][U]Response To Corellion's Comment[/U][/B]
well, I'm not affraid to die!

[B][U]Get Rich Or Die Tryin'[/U][/B]
Don't watch it or die trying

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Babel :

Fucking incredible storytelling with mediocre story

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[B][U]Die Hard:[/U][/B]
Some guns,
Some jokes,
Much blood.

[B][U]Die Hard II:[/U][/B]
More guns,
More jokes,
More blood.

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Die Hard:

Broken glass, Bare feet, Fucking hardcore!

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[b][u]Signs[/b][/u]
why
didn't
our
atmosphere
kill
them!?

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[B]The Messengers[/B]
"Let's
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Cliché
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[B][U]the wicker man[/U]:[/B]

more of
a musical
then horror.

[B][U]hostel[/U]:[/B]

tits, gore
and thats
about it.

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[B][U]Silence of the Lambs[/U][/B]

Don't make
them like
this anymore.

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[B]theCult feature film:[/B]

so awesome
youll involuntarily
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Norbit

A [I]Citizen Kane[/I]
for our generation

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[B][U]Dreamgirls[/U]:[/B]

shut the fuck up!
stop singing!

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The Queen

wow. really?
the queen?
really?
whatever.

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[B][U]Bubble Boy[/U]:[/B]

would've been better
if he died.

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