250 (or 666) Things You Would Say To A Character In A Horror Movie.
Next person start.
250 or 666.
Then I'll edit the title,
once I figure out how.
2) "Now would be a [I]very [/I]bad time to lose your virginity, Generic Babysiter!"
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
3) why do you have to explore the basement? stay in your room, or get out, damn it!
4) He's behind you !!! He's behind you !!! Run idiot!
Chances are upstairs is not the best way to leave the house.
6) sorry Bro, you know the rules. Negroes die first.
7) Thanks for showing your tits, but now you're gonna die.
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8) when your in a car chase with the killer and your speeding down a desrted road, there is no need to swerve the car left and right.
9) when accidently killing someone, cut their body up into tiny peices, then throw it in the river.
Never turn your back on those who have lured you into a false sense of security. Especially when it seems that all conflicts have been neatly resolved.
11) Don't wear high heels you stupid bitch!
(NOTICE: NUMBER YOUR POSTS)
12) If you're going to copulate at some point in the next two-to-three hours, use protection. And I don't mean condoms, I mean keep a gun under the pillow.
13.) Let's split up so we can get killed more easily!
14) Don't trust poeple wearing wigs or toupees especially if you're taking a shower!
15) in fact, just dont take a shower at all. or a bath for that matter. just frabreeze yourself until things cool down.
16) hey were did youy get that chainsaw?
Hey, Generic Frightened Adolescent Female! Hide in the prerequisite upstairs closet so the Generic Axe-Wielding Masked Bad Guy can stab through the door instead of just opening it in order to create prepackaged thrills, then swing the wrecked door in his face and run downstairs, grab the butcher knife that happens to be in plain sight and confront him, but be sure to drop the knife at some point so as to let the Gasping Adolescent Audience think you're out of luck. Then pick up the knife and stab the Generic Axe-Wielding Masked Bad Guy until he lies on his back, motionless. But don't finish him off! Just stare at him with a rehearsed frown and run away, giving the Generic Axe-Wielding Masked Bad Guy plenty of time to recuperate miraculously and recommence the chase!
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
24) if your best friend is a smart neurotic girl who is chased by the killer - you're soooo dead
25) if you kill an alien or a vampire or a killer, make sure they are really dead
26) The Bates motel looks like a good place to stay the night. I hear they have a killer continental braekfast.
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thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
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It's Friday 13th
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27)
28) Death Metal!
29) See above.
30) Death Metal!
31) Mary Shelly > Stephen King
32) NUH! You retard. Demon Rapist is bringing a knife to a gunfight, blow him away! Hey! Come on!
33) Death Metal!
1) "You fucking idiot!"