100+ Films I Hate: With A Vengeance...

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]Unbreakable was off the hizzle fo shizzle and any Worst Of list that excludes Back to the Future 2 is intrinsically flawed. Aside from that, all those movies can be thrown into the memory hole with minimal cultural loss. Also toss in:

Back to tha Future 2, obvizzle
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
House of 1000 Corpses
Problem Child 2
No Holds Barred
Congo[/QUOTE]

You had me at Congo but lost me with Fear and Loathing. You make a crappy supergenius comic book hero Ozy.

[QUOTE=Fino35]I IMDB'd it.

oh crap, I was thinking about "serial mom"[/QUOTE]

"Thinking" and the film "Serial Mom" should not appear in the same sentence except to point out that they should not appear so again.

[QUOTE=Fino35]I IMDB'd it.

oh crap, I was thinking about "serial mom"[/QUOTE]

Haha, that would be a shitass mistake to make when renting...

[I]Ain't no mountain hiiiiigh enough[/I],
Ozymandias

[QUOTE=Parkaboy]lost me with Fear and Loathing.[/QUOTE]

That's what seperates the men from the boys. Chin up, lad, you're in rich company.

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]That's what seperates the men from the boys.[/QUOTE]

And here I thought it was all the police tape around Neverland.

I'm cool with 98% of your list.

Outbreak I like because it involves my home town (Dugway, UT), as a place where they make chemical weapons.

Unbreakable was awesomes.

The rest, yeah, they sucked.

know what else sucks? post 'there's something about mary' farrelly flicks. me myself and irene was trash and i didn't even finish that siamese twin movie. stuck on you. and shallow hal? even jack black couldn't save it from blowing.

I laughed really hard at this, the kind of laugh you do when you're not sure if laughing or crying would be more appropriate.

[QUOTE=Alexander]And..uuh you're fav must be 'Deep Blue Sea' with Samual 'MMMmm mmm..tasty burger!' Jackson, am I right?
Why did you watch 'Mr Wrong'?[/QUOTE]

Dude, Deep Blue Sea was a good little shark flick... I'm biased though, I enjoy Thomas Jane movies... and really I'm not a Sam Jackson fan...

[QUOTE=Parkaboy]Love's Labors Lost is Shakespeare's weakest play. Or is anyhow acknowledged as such. But, I hate musicals and I thought Brannagh did an alright job with a lame premise. It's not a great film, maybe not even very good. But I can't put it on a hate list.

Lost in Space, while be a bad film overall, had some good premises in it's script by Akiva Goldsman. The two Will Robinsons and all, and Gary Oldman as Dr. Smith was certainly a "redeeming' feature. I saw it tripping, though, and it had some eye-candy that helped assuage the general crapfest it was otherwise.

The rest of your list is mostly spot-on. Though there are of course omissions. Jean-Claude Van Damme films, in general, I think could all be on there.

Sandra Bullock fluff pics.

Keanu Reeves trying to take on a dramitic role is usually poison for the whole film.

There was no excuse for the Psycho remake.

The Thin Red Line was pretentious on many levels, then invented some new ones and was pretentious on those.

The Yellow Submarine scare the crap out of me, though that doesn't count as terrible I suppose.

Micheal Bay should not be allowed to make films. Any. Ever. Period.

That's all I got right now....[/QUOTE]

Love's Labour Lost sucked, and so did that one with the goatboy in the garden oin the moonlight, fuck, what's it called... damn...

Lost In Space, just not my thing... Gary Oldman or not, boring to me... not a big sci-fi fan, I mean, I like a lot of sci-fi films, but Lost In Space was not an interesting premise, at least not to me...

I happen to think Jean Claude van Damme's Bloodsport is a good flick, if you forget the rest of his work... though I'm biased because I saw it as a kid and liked it, same with Seagal's Above The Law... I used to really like action films... and those were no worse than any others... mostluy I just hate Chuck Norris films... and anything by van Damme or Seagal besides those two films...

I like some Sandra Bullock stuff. I thought the one with Liam Neeson where she plays a proctologist or whatever and he is an undercover cop in the mob was way underrated... it's got a great supporting cast as well...

Keanu Reeves in River's Edge is good...

The Psycho remake was not bad... Hitchcock is not fucking god... he is remakable... not a bad film, fun cast, I like Viggo Mortenson in this one and Vince Vaughn is not great but I like watching a classic remade with the soundtrack, etc...

Thin Red Line sucked... the photography was great, very modd setting, but it's just too fucking long and too fucking boring and too much yelling and war movies are so overdone...

I saw Yellow Submarine a long ass time ago. That's the one in that Jennifer Lopez/D'Onofrio Cell movie where she smokes a doob, right? Yeah, it's alright I guess... the submarine, not The Cell...

Michael Bay produced the Texas Chainsaw remake, which was not that bad at all... I mean, no where near as good as the original, but since Hollywood insists on remaking everything, may as well try the good stuff...

[QUOTE=Fino35][B]I dissagree:[/B]
- "Tango & Cash"
- "The Players Club"
- "Unbreakable"
- "Stepmom"
- "Strangeland"

[B]I really really agree:[/B]
- Any film with Whoopi Goldberg
- "Good Burger"
- "Practical Magic"
- "Pure Country"
- "Fair Game"
- "Fire down below"
- Rosie O' Donnell & Ricki Lake
- Any sequel to "Universal Soldier"
- Any sequel to "Under Seige"
- "Double Dragon"
- "Street Fighter"

[B]I really really super duper agree to the max:[/B]
- Any sequel to "House Party"[/QUOTE]

Dude.. Fino35... this is Brock here... STEPMOM?! What?

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]Unbreakable was off the hizzle fo shizzle and any Worst Of list that excludes Back to the Future 2 is intrinsically flawed. Aside from that, all those movies can be thrown into the memory hole with minimal cultural loss. Also toss in:

Back to tha Future 2, obvizzle
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
House of 1000 Corpses
Problem Child 2
No Holds Barred
Congo[/QUOTE]

Congo sucked... Problem Child 2, c'mon, man.. it wasn't THAT bad... House of 1,000 Corpses, I loved Sid Haig and the rest, a good homage to classic horror of the seventies, even if it's just an overlong music video... Fear and Loathing.. that one is touch and go... I personally thought it really captures the drug experience well... I saw it with a chick who thought it was "wierd and oogly"... so it's an opinion thing, I guess... Back to the Future III sucked, 1 & 2 weren't bad... never saw No Holds Barred...

[QUOTE=Fino35]I IMDB'd it.

oh crap, I was thinking about "serial mom"[/QUOTE]

Kathleen Turner has done better work... and Ricki Lake is just fucking annoying...

[QUOTE=big S]know what else sucks? post 'there's something about mary' farrelly flicks. me myself and irene was trash and i didn't even finish that siamese twin movie. stuck on you. and shallow hal? even jack black couldn't save it from blowing.[/QUOTE]

shallow hal was pretty funy, stuck on you was lame, me, myself and irene blew... something about mary was overrated, and since we're on the subject, I can only take so many more Ben stiller movies, especially ones with himand Owen Wilson... I'm petered out on them too...

[QUOTE=big S]know what else sucks? post 'there's something about mary' farrelly flicks. me myself and irene was trash and i didn't even finish that siamese twin movie. stuck on you. and shallow hal? even jack black couldn't save it from blowing.[/QUOTE]

'Kingpin' was allright, 'There's something about a Mary' is a funny film.. I mean they're not the Coen brothers, but this topic is on an ever lower level, it's not really on taste is it. I guess there's proberly lot's of people who like Farrelly brothers movies, 'Dumb and Dumber' is a funny film, but there's always a lot who think their movies suck, that's taste.. what about some films you know suck and are so bad you know almost no one likes it?

I feel the same on 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas' to some it'll be a good trip, to some a bad... what about 'Naked Lunch' I watched it with my 70something year old aunt, she was disgusted, I love it! That's the way the world works...

'The Postman' was that mentioned? I never met anyone who liked it...

And 'Deep Blue Sea'!? Maybe I'm wrong, but isn't that filled with, biological and chronological errors.. bad actors, LL Cool J... aaah well. I [i]did[/i] meet people who liked it, and I met a few who answered that their best, wich are a type of movie fans I was refering to mentioning it earlier..

I think I never enjoyed a shark movie at all, I was in sea once and the salvataggio was screaming for us to get out because there were sharks near, the next morning I went back and we saw 'm swimming around the rocks... little sharks with brown patterns and stripes along their back, Italian fishermen trying to catch one! The fish were so calm and yet so dangerous, I lost my interest for fishing and sharks and the likes right there and then.

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]Kathleen Turner has done better work... and Ricki Lake is just fucking annoying...[/QUOTE]
No she hasn't: Romancing the Stone? Playing the mum in the Virgin Suicides? :rolleyes:

Peggy Sue got married and The War of The Roses..

[QUOTE=SnowWhite]No she hasn't: Romancing the Stone? Playing the mum in the Virgin Suicides? :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

BODY HEAT / UNDERCOVER BLUES/ V.I. WARSHAWSKI

[QUOTE=Alexander]Peggy Sue got married and The War of The Roses..[/QUOTE]

those as well...

Oh god, I broke down and read this thread.
I was really happy with your list...until I saw 10 Things I Hate About You. It may be a shitty movie, but it holds a place in my heart.

And, for the record, I rather like Ice Castles. I used to watch it a lot when I was a kid, but I haven't seen it in years.

[QUOTE=RandomThought]Oh god, I broke down and read this thread.
I was really happy with your list...until I saw 10 Things I Hate About You. It may be a shitty movie, but it holds a place in my heart.

And, for the record, I rather like Ice Castles. I used to watch it a lot when I was a kid, but I haven't seen it in years.[/QUOTE]

So Ice Castles holds nostlagia for ya, even though these days you can't stand watching it apparently... I dare ya... go watch it today... then come back and tell me it doesn't suck... and they say women aren't emotional about their decisions... you sound like you onlylike those because they hold a special place in your heart or something...

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]So Ice Castles holds nostlagia for ya, even though these days you can't stand watching it apparently... I dare ya... go watch it today... then come back and tell me it doesn't suck... and they say women aren't emotional about their decisions... you sound like you onlylike those because they hold a special place in your heart or something...[/QUOTE]

I've actually been meaning to rent it for ages, but I never get around to it. It was on my Netflix queue, but due to financial reasons I had to cancel my Netflix subscription.

And actually, I like 10 Things because I find it highly amusing. I could sit down and watch that movie at any time and enjoy it. And may I point out that liking or not liking a movie doesn't really qualify as a major decision.

[QUOTE=RandomThought]liking or not liking a movie doesn't really qualify as a major decision.[/QUOTE]

maybe not to you... but to me it says a lot about a person... my guess is that you are one of those chicks who doesn't mind brainless movies because sometimes you just like tosit and look at colors moving on a screen and not think. I bet you can also fall asleep during a movie or while watching tv or with the light on. I sure as hell can't fall asleep unless there is silence...

[QUOTE=Brock Landers] I bet you can also fall asleep during a movie or while watching tv or with the light on. I sure as hell can't fall asleep unless there is silence...[/QUOTE]

you haven't seen Master and Commander yet? eheh

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]maybe not to you... but to me it says a lot about a person... my guess is that you are one of those chicks who doesn't mind brainless movies because sometimes you just like tosit and look at colors moving on a screen and not think. I bet you can also fall asleep during a movie or while watching tv or with the light on. I sure as hell can't fall asleep unless there is silence...[/QUOTE]
Oh wow, you really captured me well there. Actually, I don't like 90% of brainless movies. Every once in a while one slips through the cracks, but generally I like deeply psychological movies that make me think.

And no, I don't fall asleep during movies...though I almost did while watching Lost in Translation. I'm guessing you actually like that movie, though. You would.

[QUOTE=RandomThought]Oh wow, you really captured me well there. Actually, I don't like 90% of brainless movies. Every once in a while one slips through the cracks, but generally I like deeply psychological movies that make me think.

And no, I don't fall asleep during movies...though I almost did while watching Lost in Translation. I'm guessing you actually like that movie, though. You would.[/QUOTE]

I'm not a huge fan of Lost In Translation, but it's by no means a bad film. I like Bill Murray mostly because of his Burt Reynold-ish comeback in Rushmore, and I like Scarlett Johansson in Ghost World...

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]I'm not a huge fan of Lost In Translation, but it's by no means a bad film. I like Bill Murray mostly because of his Burt Reynold-ish comeback in Rushmore, and I like Scarlett Johansson in Ghost World...[/QUOTE]
I'm not saying that it was the worst film in the world. It had its moments, but c'mon...it was pretty terrible.

You have to respect Bill Murray. And yes, Scarlett was good in Ghost World.

[QUOTE=SnowWhite]Playing the mum in the Virgin Suicides?[/QUOTE]

That was good. Plus she was terrific in Body Heat, a Double Indemnity update.

[QUOTE=RandomThought]I don't fall asleep during movies...though I almost did while watching Lost in Translation.[/QUOTE]

Yer alright...

You have got to flippin' be kidding me.

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]That was good.[/QUOTE] my point was that the Virgin Suicides was not the big pinnacle in Kathleen Turner's career.

[QUOTE=RandomThought]I'm not saying that it was the worst film in the world. It had its moments, but c'mon...it was pretty terrible.

You have to respect Bill Murray. And yes, Scarlett was good in Ghost World.[/QUOTE]

Almost forgot... Scarlett Johansson was also really good in THE GIRL WITH THE PEARL EARRING opposite Colin Firth...

[QUOTE=SnowWhite]my point was that the Virgin Suicides was not the big pinnacle in Kathleen Turner's career.[/QUOTE]

... and neither was serial mom...

I like her in that movie, though, along with Romancing the Stone and War of the Roses.

I love Serial Mom, even more than Hairspray.

As for Scarlett, she's alright. I'm just bored reading about her, seeing her on every magazine cover, blah blah. Girl With a Peal Earring was pretty bland, I found.

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]Yer alright...[/QUOTE]
...thanks?

I haven't seen The Girl with the Pearl Earring. I'm assuming I should watch it?

[QUOTE=SnowWhite]I love Serial Mom, even more than Hairspray.

As for Scarlett, she's alright. I'm just bored reading about her, seeing her on every magazine cover, blah blah. Girl With a Peal Earring was pretty bland, I found.[/QUOTE]

Well, Girl with a Pearl Earring was no Hairspray or Serial Mom if that is what you mean... I don't really see how they could do a John waters comedy about the life and art of painter Johannes Vermeer and his muse, but hey, maybe they could have called it Hairspray Mom and instead of Scarlett Johansson they could of used Ricki Lake as the sexy assistant and then it would have won an Oscar!

[QUOTE=RandomThought]...thanks?

I haven't seen The Girl with the Pearl Earring. I'm assuming I should watch it?[/QUOTE]

It's a moody film. It's beautiful if you like Dutch painting masterpieces. It's subtle and sexual and Colin Firth is very dramatic and brilliant in the role of Vermeer. Scarlett Johansson just plays a servant girl who he finds inspiring in sexualand mental ways, a ray of untouched pure virginal light that makes him want to paint and find art again after he sold out...

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]You have got to flippin' be kidding me.[/QUOTE]
what are you grousin' about, missy?

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]what are you grousin' about, missy?[/QUOTE]

Post No. 130.

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Post No. 130.[/QUOTE]

I'll tell ya something... I mostly like the scenes in Lost in Translation when it's just Scarlett Johansson lounging around her hotel room wearing panties and a tight top... it's very soothing and relaxing... not pornographic or anything... like staring at the sun until your corneas turn into pancake syrup...

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]It's a moody film. It's beautiful if you like Dutch painting masterpieces. It's subtle and sexual and Colin Firth is very dramatic and brilliant in the role of Vermeer. Scarlett Johansson just plays a servant girl who he finds inspiring in sexualand mental ways, a ray of untouched pure virginal light that makes him want to paint and find art again after he sold out...[/QUOTE]
Colin Firth needs to get a new agent. I am so fucking bored with his 'strong silent type' roles: Love Actually,Master of the Moor, Pride and Prejudice, Bridget Jones's Diary, The Secret Garden (80s version), Girl with a Pearl Buttring... it's all the same! If he's not shitting roses by his next movie my head is going to explode. One Look! Blue Steel!

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Post No. 130.[/QUOTE]
What of it!? :mad:

I wonder if anyone has made a porn called Girl With A Pearl Necklace yet. It seems so obvious...

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]I wonder if anyone has made a porn called Girl With A Pearl Necklace yet. It seems so obvious...[/QUOTE]
I would've never thought of that.
I truly respect you now. You are a man of great, dirty wisdom.

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]What of it!? :mad:[/QUOTE]

It should be obv, Grump Face.

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]I'll tell ya something... I mostly like the scenes in Lost in Translation when it's just Scarlett Johansson lounging around her hotel room wearing panties and a tight top... it's very soothing and relaxing... not pornographic or anything... like staring at the sun until your corneas turn into pancake syrup...[/QUOTE]

No surprise there, nor is the fact I cried at the end.

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]No surprise there, nor is the fact I cried at the end.[/QUOTE]

What? For God's sake, why?!

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]I wonder if anyone has made a porn called Girl With A Pearl Necklace yet. It seems so obvious...[/QUOTE]

If there's a Lord of the Cockrings, it's only a matter of time before this, too, is made, if it hasn't been already.

my abreviated list

-House of the Dead
-Zoolander
-Anything with Stephen Segal
-Old School(it was pretty good the first time I watched it but having it be the only movie to watch out in Iraq I grew to hate it)
-Pootie Tang
-Nurse Betty
-May
-route 666
-Motal Kombat
-How to get Ahead in Advertising
-Meet the Feebles (I love Peter Jackson Movies but I could not for the life of me finish this one)
-Any Batman sequel
-Daredevil
More when I think of them

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]If there's a Lord of the Cockrings, it's only a matter of time before this, too, is made, if it hasn't been already.[/QUOTE]
There's a Lord of the G-Strings.
I watched part of it. Pretty lame.