100+ Films I Hate: With A Vengeance...

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Fri, 07/30/2004 - 10:46

Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

First off, I am a huge fan of films... I just love the feeling of watching a movie, especially a great one... it's a better feeling than almost anything in this world... almost...

With that said, there are certain films that I despise more than... well... almost anything in the world... almost. These are films that when I look at the poster or video package I become instantly sick to my stomach, queasy and ill at ease. These are films that I would consider torture to have to sit through. I would, in fact, rather have all of my fingernails, toenails and teeth pulled out violently than have to sit through these pieces of garbage. I would rather have my intestines sucked into a pool drain from my rectum and my eyes popped out with a dull spork and skullfucked by a rhinoceros penis. These films define everything I hate about films...

These are just a few... more to come... feel free to discuss... I can and will discuss any of them you would like or add some of your own or anything...

- "Judge Dredd"
- "Addicted To Love"
- "The Bachelor"
- "Batman & Robin"
- "Wild Wild West"
- "You've Got Mail"
- "Trick"
- "Two If By Sea"
- "Waterworld"
- "The Postman"
- "White Man's Burden"
- "Big Bully"
- Any film with Whoopi Goldberg
- "Tango & Cash"
- "Something to talk about"
- "Chill Factor"
- Any film with Bette Midler
- "Steel Magnolias"
- "The Players Club"
- Any Pokemon film
- "Good Burger"
- "Practical Magic"
- "Pure Country"
- "Fair Game"
- "Fire down below"
- "The Glimmer Man"
- Rosie O' Donnell & Ricki Lake (they may not "be" films, but I get sick when they appear on the screen)
- "Message in a bottle"
- "Michael"
- "Most Wanted"
- "My Giant"
- "Another 9 1/2 Weeks"
- "Trois"
- "One Night Stand"
- "Showgirls" (obvious choice)
- "Outbreak"
- Any sequel to "House Party"
- "In Love and War"
- "Jack Frost"
- "Joe's Apartment"
- "Living Out Loud"
- "Lost In Space"
- "Supernova"
- "Mad City"
- "Rules Of Engagement"
- Any sequel to "Free Willy"
- "A Life Less Ordinary"
- "Unbreakable"
- "Ringmaster"
- "Autumn In New York"
- "Nutty Professor II: The Klumps"
- "Dr. T & The Women"
- "Mission To Mars"
- "What Lies Beneath"
- "Godzilla" (Broderick version)
- "Coyote Ugly"
- "Here On Earth"
- "The Patriot"
- "For Love Of The Game"
- "Random Hearts"
- "Inspector Gadget"
- "10 Things I Hate About You"
- "Dudley Do-Right" (keep in mind I liked "George of the Jungle")
- "Instinct"
- Any sequel to "Universal Soldier"
- Any sequel to "Under Seige"
- "Bats"
- "Stepmom"
- "Down To You"
- "Love's Labour's Lost"
- "Everyone Says I Love You"
- "Bicentennial Man"
- "The Mod Squad"
- "The Best Man"
- "Bounce"
- "Cast Away"
- "Drowning Mona"
- "Reindeer Games"
- "Johnny Handsome"
- "Light It Up"
- "Strangeland"
- "Super Mario Bros."
- "Double Dragon"
- "Street Fighter"
- "The Ladies Man"
- "Superstar"
- "Night At The Roxbury"
- "Where The Heart Is"
- "I Dreamed Of Africa"
- "The Next Best Thing"
- "Jakob The Liar"
- "Boxing Helena"
- "The Other Sister"
- "Hanging Up"

Don't get me wrong, some of these films have actors or actresses that I think are great, but what the fuck, ya know wha' I mean? These films are an assault on everything that is good and right in films. They are complete wastes of celluloid and go against the laws of nature. I feel ill just typing these. These films have absolutely no cinematic merit. They are flavor's of the week that are forgotten once you have left the cinema. They are made because of greed and for the love of money. They have no artistic vision. They have no worthwhile stories. They are made to fit what the marketing and ad executives say will make money. They are not original stories. They have no redeeming values. They are made to cash in on one-hit wonders and celebrities of the week... anyhow, thoughts? Questions? Adolation for The Brockster?

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Fri, 07/30/2004 - 10:56

karbunkle

From: The Other Side of the Wind

Joined: 10/27/2003

rikki lake was good in cabin boy

Fri, 07/30/2004 - 10:57

snuffy

Joined: 03/23/2004

jakob! (pronounce yakobbb)

Fri, 07/30/2004 - 11:00

mirka

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From: Tangled up in Blue

Joined: 02/27/2003

wow, I haven't even heard of most of those movies. I'm just glad Ice Castles isn't on your list. Or is that an oversight?

I have watched Good Burger in pieces hundreds of times courtesy of my nephew who is obsessed. Hell, it's better than watching the Wiggles...

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Fri, 07/30/2004 - 11:03

snuffy

Joined: 03/23/2004

[QUOTE=mirkah]
I have watched Good Burger in pieces hundreds of times courtesy of my nephew who is obsessed. Hell, it's better than watching the Wiggles...[/QUOTE]

or barney. good burger is really racist, though.

Fri, 07/30/2004 - 11:04

Tuffy the Dump Truck

From: Pittsburgh, PA

Joined: 05/05/2003

I'm just glad you left out obvious/too choices like Bubble Boy and Joe Dirt.

Fri, 07/30/2004 - 11:05

Tuffy the Dump Truck

From: Pittsburgh, PA

Joined: 05/05/2003

Mirka hates the Wiggles....

Dare I wonder what she thinks of the Teletubbies?

Fri, 07/30/2004 - 11:07

snuffy

Joined: 03/23/2004

[QUOTE=Tuffy the Dump Truck]I'm just glad you left out obvious/too choices like Bubble Boy and Joe Dirt.[/QUOTE]

joe dirt isn;t so bad. i wanna kick david spade's ass though.

Fri, 07/30/2004 - 11:11

SnowWhite

Joined: 01/01/2003

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]
- "Waterworld"
[/QUOTE]
Ha ha.

[QUOTE]
- "Jakob The Liar"
[/QUOTE]
I saw this in the video shop and couldn't stop laughing at the cover: Robin Williams with his arms outstretched typeropewalking
a pavement. When I saw the movie's historical context I felt a bit bad.

[QUOTE]- Rosie O' Donnell & Ricki Lake (they may not "be" films, but I get sick when they appear on the screen)
(keep in mind I liked "George of the Jungle")[/QUOTE]
So you don't mind a talking Gorrilla (none of the other animals in that movie talked...Mr continuity was obviously on holiday) but you hate Hairspray and Serial Mom? LOSER! I totally agree with the anti-Bette Midler, she's awful; watching Steel Magnolias/10 Things I hate... felt like putting my hand in a furnace.

My List:

-"Galaxy Quest". What a load of shite. The first time I saw this was on a long haul flight (I think it was to the Carribean, I can't remember) and this was showing. Some very fat american was laughing her ass off. I was watching it with no sound so I put the earplugs in. It was better before.
-"Save the Last Dance". Julia Stiles is the most annoying actress around, along with Juliette Lewis.
-"Look Who's Talking NOW"
-"Michael" - one of the most boring and anti-climatic movies i've ever seen.
-"The Mothman Prophecies"
-"Dirty Dancing" - This shit's supposed to be set in the 60s but looks undoubtedly 80s...bad, boring 80s.
-"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II"
-"10 Things I hate about you." This was not funny.
-"Steel Magnolias". I tried hard to get into it, but just couldn't.
-"She's All That" She's all crap.
-"Godzilla"
-"Baby's Day Out.''

Well, not a hundred, but sincerely awful movies.

Fri, 07/30/2004 - 11:13

fullmetalbrak

From: the 9-1/2 dimension

Joined: 10/24/2003

I haven't had any desire to see a big bunch on your list for the very reasons you mention, although Showgirls is unintentionally hilarious dreck and should be seen at least once.

[QUOTE=mirkah]Hell, it's better than watching the Wiggles...[/QUOTE]

Thankfully my youngest nephew's obsession with them was short-lived. Hearing "Fruit salad...yummy yummy" over and over nearly drove me insane.

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Fri, 07/30/2004 - 11:16

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Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=Tuffy the Dump Truck]I'm just glad you left out obvious/too choices like Bubble Boy and Joe Dirt.[/QUOTE]

Oh man, as bad as Joe Dirt is, I love that film... I like the Walken parts, I like how he is so pathetic... I like seeing Kid Rock be an assjack white trash like he really is... I like the carnival incest scene, always reminds meof six on the dot... I like Dennis Miller being a has-been... I like the indian firecracker dude with the glasses and the names for the firecrackers, like lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers or whistling bungholes, spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser ... I like the poo meteor... I like Fred Ward as his dad... I like all the cracker redneck music that reminds me of what the techs here listen to... I like the dog getting his nuts froze to the porch... I like all that shit...

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Fri, 07/30/2004 - 11:17

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Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=SnowWhite]Ha ha.

I saw this in the video shop and couldn't stop laughing at the cover: Robin Williams with his arms outstretched typeropewalking
a pavement. When I saw the movie's historical context I felt a bit bad.

So you don't mind a talking Gorrilla (none of the other animals in that movie talked...Mr continuity was obviously on holiday) but you hate Hairspray and Serial Mom? LOSER! I totally agree with the anti-Bette Midler, she's awful; watching Steel Magnolias/10 Things I hate... felt like putting my hand in a furnace.

My List:

Well, not a hundred, but sincerely awful movies.[/QUOTE]

See, I liked Dirty Dancing... I thought it was a great classic 80's film...

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Fri, 07/30/2004 - 11:19

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Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]I haven't had any desire to see a big bunch on your list for the very reasons you mention, although Showgirls is unintentionally hilarious dreck and should be seen at least once.[/QUOTE]

I've heard trhat angle before, the whole so bad it's good thing but it's just so bad it's bad... like that Demi Moore Stripper movie...

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Fri, 07/30/2004 - 11:22

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Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=mirkah]wow, I haven't even heard of most of those movies. I'm just glad Ice Castles isn't on your list. Or is that an oversight?

I have watched Good Burger in pieces hundreds of times courtesy of my nephew who is obsessed. Hell, it's better than watching the Wiggles...[/QUOTE]

Ice Castles was not an oversight... but I definite oversighted listing any film with Robby Benson in it...

[img]http://www.suite101.com/files/articles/38000/38034/robby2.jpg[/img] can't stand that dude, and he's in ice castles...

really the list is incomplete, just some/a few to get things goings...

I also think you've heard of these films and would recognize them if I explained them in detail... everybody has heard of them, they just are easily forgotten... like so many movies are...

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Fri, 07/30/2004 - 11:41

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bassplr19

From: WI

Joined: 08/28/2003

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Fri, 07/30/2004 - 11:44

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Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=bassplr19]Top 100 Cult whiners

I take it you are a big Bette Midler fan?

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Fri, 07/30/2004 - 11:45

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karbunkle

From: The Other Side of the Wind

Joined: 10/27/2003

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]I take it you are a big Bette Midler fan?[/QUOTE]
i almost liked her in ruthless people

Fri, 07/30/2004 - 11:46

#17

SnowWhite

Joined: 01/01/2003

Anyway, we need whiners like Brock so movies like that don't get made and so us as Cultists stay vigilant to shite.

Fri, 07/30/2004 - 11:51

#18

bassplr19

From: WI

Joined: 08/28/2003

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]I take it you are a big Bette Midler fan?[/QUOTE]

Actually I agree with your list except for
Waterworld - I liked it even though it was kinda lame
The Ladies Man - Owned
The Patriot - If you are refering to the Mel Gibson version and not the Steven Seagal movie of the same name
Outbreak
Cast Away - Only because I'd like my own private island

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Fri, 07/30/2004 - 12:01

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Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=bassplr19]Actually I agree with your list except for
Waterworld - I liked it even though it was kinda lame
The Ladies Man - Owned
The Patriot - If you are refering to the Mel Gibson version and not the Steven Seagal movie of the same name
Outbreak
Cast Away - Only because I'd like my own private island[/QUOTE]

The Steven Seagal THE PATRIOT is what I was referring to but the Mel Gibson movie sucks in my opinion because it was justanother excuse for him to remake Braveheart again except ina different era... like we were soldiers and the rest of his bullshit... Ladies Man is a decent SNL skit, but no way should it have bena feature length movie... Waterworld, I guess some people like it for whatever reason, have a blast I guess... Outbreak... how can you like a fucking idiotic movie with wasted actors running around trying no to catch the ebola virus or whatever? It is the lamest premise for a film I have ever seen. It's almost as bad as putting dustin Hoffman in that lame Sphere movie... which is just a lame attempt to cash in on The Abyss' success. Cast Away.. fuck Tom Hanks, fuck fed ex, fuck Tom Hanks... what a stupid movie...

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Fri, 07/30/2004 - 12:04

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SnowWhite

Joined: 01/01/2003

Fuck Helen Hunt more.

Anyway, there are plenty of better desert island movies than that wank, anyway:
Lord of the Flies
The Beach, sort of.
Robinson Cruisoe (Dick Van Dyke version)

Fri, 07/30/2004 - 12:07

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mirka

Indifferent Dinosaur

From: Tangled up in Blue

Joined: 02/27/2003

[QUOTE=snuffy]or barney. good burger is really racist, though.[/QUOTE]

I've never seen it the whole way through. Didn't strike me as racist though, just incredibly inane.

[QUOTE=Tuffy the Dump Truck]Mirka hates the Wiggles....

Dare I wonder what she thinks of the Teletubbies?[/QUOTE]

What the hell is up with that baby face in the sun winking out in the end? Made my nephew cry the first and only time he saw that. He was blubbering "where baby go" in that hopeless, heartbreaking toddler way.

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]I haven't had any desire to see a big bunch on your list for the very reasons you mention, although Showgirls is unintentionally hilarious dreck and should be seen at least once.

Thankfully my youngest nephew's obsession with them was short-lived. Hearing "Fruit salad...yummy yummy" over and over nearly drove me insane.[/QUOTE]

Good call on Showgirls. I laughed my ass off. Its the perfect movie to watch and pick apart with someone really sharp.

Wake up Jeff! Everybody, wiggle time!

His obsession is going nowhere. He has a guitar now and wiggle outfits. It's horrific.

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Fri, 07/30/2004 - 12:07

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Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=SnowWhite]Fuck Helen Hunt more.

Anyway, there are plenty of better desert island movies than that wank, anyway:
Lord of the Flies
The Beach, sort of.
Robinson Cruisoe (Dick Van Dyke version)[/QUOTE]

What the hell? Dick van Dyke? I mean I know who he is and I know that film, but come on... there are better films than that.. even The Beach... which is just way too convaluted and stealing of other films and too much space between good stuff but I still liked... I mean, Dick van Dyke? You might as well say all of those Gilligan's Island tv movies...

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Fri, 07/30/2004 - 12:10

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SnowWhite

Joined: 01/01/2003

I'm still a Gilligan's Island stranger. I want to see it though, after that lowdown you gave on the picture of them in the Kayak.

Dick van Dyke is a dude, well was until he did that cop show. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Mary Poppins... too English for you?

Fri, 07/30/2004 - 12:12

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karbunkle

From: The Other Side of the Wind

Joined: 10/27/2003

i liked the dick van dyke movie more then castaway

hell even the tv movie about gilligans island was better then castatway
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Fri, 07/30/2004 - 12:12

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Tuffy the Dump Truck

From: Pittsburgh, PA

Joined: 05/05/2003

[QUOTE=SnowWhite]-"Galaxy Quest"[/QUOTE]

I must be a Very Fat American...

Fri, 07/30/2004 - 12:17

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Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=SnowWhite]I'm still a Gilligan's Island stranger. I want to see it though, after that lowdown you gave on the picture of them in the Kayak.

Dick van Dyke is a dude, well was until he did that cop show. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Mary Poppins... too English for you?[/QUOTE]

Dick van Dyke british? Wot? He's an american old-time tv icon...

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Fri, 07/30/2004 - 12:17

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Tuffy the Dump Truck

From: Pittsburgh, PA

Joined: 05/05/2003

[QUOTE=mirkah]What the hell is up with that baby face in the sun winking out in the end? Made my nephew cry the first and only time he saw that. He was blubbering "where baby go" in that hopeless, heartbreaking toddler way.The sun is setting in the sky/Time for Teletubbies to say goodbye...

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His obsession is going nowhere. He has a guitar now and wiggle outfits. It's horrific. [/QUOTE]
Sounds like he's got his career planned-out. Could have been worse. He could have wanted to be a ninja when he grew up.

Fri, 07/30/2004 - 12:25

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Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

You know what else I hate? The fact that everywhere I go, I gotta listen to parents... adult people... talking about teletubbies and bob the builder and shrek and kids stuff. Same way I hate how I drove pastthe movie theatre the other day and there was not a single r-rated movie on the billboard... all pg or pg-13... I'M AN ADULT, GODDAMNIT! I WANT ADULT STUFF!

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Fri, 07/30/2004 - 12:57

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mirka

Indifferent Dinosaur

From: Tangled up in Blue

Joined: 02/27/2003

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]You know what else I hate? The fact that everywhere I go, I gotta listen to parents... adult people... talking about teletubbies and bob the builder and shrek and kids stuff. Same way I hate how I drove pastthe movie theatre the other day and there was not a single r-rated movie on the billboard... all pg or pg-13... I'M AN ADULT, GODDAMNIT! I WANT ADULT STUFF![/QUOTE]

Not just parents anymore. Even Aunties are feverishly discussing Sponge Bob and Dora the Explorer!

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Fri, 07/30/2004 - 13:06

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big S

He can't hear... Can you, you big fox-hunting, badger baiting, tweed-shirt bumfuck homophobe?

From: TX

Joined: 03/30/2004

weird. i've seen most of them and i agree. i'm sure there's tons more too.
and my nephew (4) laughed his ass off at/fell asleep to the teletubbies all the time.

Fri, 07/30/2004 - 13:07

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Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=mirkah]Not just parents anymore. Even Aunties are feverishly discussing Sponge Bob and Dora the Explorer![/QUOTE]

It's bad enough I had to sit through an entire half hour of Dora the Explorer when I visited my nieces the other night! I sit on the big couch and they crawl all over me and slobber on me and hand me toy after toy like they are giving me presents of all their toys, then they get mad at me because I have their toys and they want them back, then it's like singing along with the songs on tv and look! dora! dora! look! look! dora! dora! look! and after about half an hour Uncle Brock has urgent errands he must go and take care of!

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Fri, 07/30/2004 - 13:19

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mirka

Indifferent Dinosaur

From: Tangled up in Blue

Joined: 02/27/2003

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]...like they are giving me presents of all their toys, then they get mad at me because I have their toys and they want them back[/QUOTE]

Ha! Thats adorable. That's why kids are so much fun. Weird, silly cute stuff they do and say that doesn't make any sense.

But in order to get you thread back on track, I'm pleased to know you don't hate Ice Castles.

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Fri, 07/30/2004 - 13:23

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Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=mirkah]Ha! Thats adorable. That's why kids are so much fun. Weird, silly cute stuff they do and say that doesn't make any sense.

But in order to get you thread back on track, I'm pleased to know you don't hate Ice Castles.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, kids are so fucking precious...

Ice Castles... ice skating movie? I hate ice-skating movies. Oh my god! It's two olympic skaters falling in love because they skate together and get horny! Athletic love story! brewhaha!

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Fri, 07/30/2004 - 13:24

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snuffy

Joined: 03/23/2004

[QUOTE=mirkah]I've never seen it the whole way through. Didn't strike me as racist though, just incredibly inane.
[/QUOTE]

it's black guys acting like borderline retarded white dudes.

Fri, 07/30/2004 - 13:26

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mirka

Indifferent Dinosaur

From: Tangled up in Blue

Joined: 02/27/2003

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]

Ice Castles... ice skating movie? I hate ice-skating movies. Oh my god! It's two olympic skaters falling in love because they skate together and get horny! Athletic love story! brewhaha![/QUOTE]

Not run of the mill athletic love story, one of them is BLIND. So good.

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Fri, 07/30/2004 - 13:27

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Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=snuffy]it's black guys acting like borderline retarded white dudes.[/QUOTE]

I never even saw GOOD BURGER and I hate it. I don't need to see shit to know what shit is. I would never watch that shit...

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Fri, 07/30/2004 - 13:30

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Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=mirkah]Not run of the mill athletic love story, one of them is BLIND. So good.[/QUOTE]

Ah, so it strikes from many directions, leaving you a helpless victim not only to the implausibility of it all, but to the tugging at the heart strings triumph of the will aspect ON ICE! Yeah, I'm wierd, that blind chick on Little House On The Prairie tv show used to freak me out...

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Fri, 07/30/2004 - 13:31

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Lazlosdead

This is Uncalled For.

From: Charlie's Angry Room

Joined: 04/28/2003

Bicentennial Man wasn't a bad movie. It was way better than the previews made it out to be. I think this and Toys were just a little too out of their time...

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Fri, 07/30/2004 - 13:35

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Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=Lazlosdead]Bicentennial Man wasn't a bad movie. It was way better than the previews made it out to be. I think this and Toys were just a little too out of their time...[/QUOTE]

Are you serious? Bicentennial Man was just another Robin Williams being too fucking likable in an annoying unlikable way. He's a fucking robot with emotions. Christ, man. See, Robin Williams went through a phase where all he made was movies like that... Jakob the Liar, that one, the one where he's the doctor with a clown nose, Patch Adams... and TOYS is just hyper Williams in annoying overload... like Willy wonka except not fun...

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Fri, 07/30/2004 - 13:37

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Lazlosdead

This is Uncalled For.

From: Charlie's Angry Room

Joined: 04/28/2003

I didn't see Jakob the Liar. I didn't think Patch Adams was as horrible as it was made out to be either.

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Fri, 07/30/2004 - 13:38

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karbunkle

From: The Other Side of the Wind

Joined: 10/27/2003

toys is probably my worst/best personal indulgence guilty pleasure type thing
i love that movie for some inexplicable reason , even got the soundtrack

Fri, 07/30/2004 - 13:40

#42

Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=Lazlosdead]I didn't see Jakob the Liar. I didn't think Patch Adams was as horrible as it was made out to be either.[/QUOTE]

Now you're just being facetious... fecescious really... you know it wasn't good but you just want to talk or whatever...

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Fri, 07/30/2004 - 13:41

#43

Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=karbunkle]toys is probably my worst/best personal indulgence guilty pleasure type thing
i love that movie for some inexplicable reason , even got the soundtrack[/QUOTE]

THE TOY with Richard Pryor and jackie Gleason is good...

TOYS with Robin Williams is a fucking nuisance...

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Fri, 07/30/2004 - 14:39

#44

TheJudasCow

Two Words. Sar. Casm.

Joined: 01/29/2004

you have pokemon but no olsen twins?
uh oh.

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Fri, 07/30/2004 - 15:04

#45

Death to the De...

From: Genhinnom, The Valley of Gehen

Joined: 07/24/2004

Quote:

My giant

Brilliant, man, that turkey is so bad everybody forgets it exists.

To add to the shit list:

Electric Bugaloo (parts 1 and 2)
Eegah
Manos, the Hands of Fate (even worst than Plan nine from outer space, the worst movie ever made)
Ok, PLan Nine is a bad movie but it is cute in a campy 'I pity that sorry loser Ed Wood' sort of way, but manos is utterly unwartchable.

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Seer

Bend it Like Beckham

Glitter (obvious)

Gigli (just stupid, stupid)

Catwoman.

Wild, Wild West.

Leonard Part 6 (Bill Cosby bought the rights to lock it in a cellar and never have it on TV ever again, thanks.)

Fri, 07/30/2004 - 15:35

#46

Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=TheJudasCow]you have pokemon but no olsen twins?
uh oh.[/QUOTE]

do olsen twins make movies that I should know about?

- < this is you, going over my head
O < this is my head

I have no idea what you are talking about... I'm guess I'm out of the olsen twins movie loop...

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Fri, 07/30/2004 - 15:36

#47

Prensa Taladradora

From: piss off

Joined: 01/06/2004

bad santa=bad movie

I wish I never watched it

Fri, 07/30/2004 - 15:38

#48

karbunkle

From: The Other Side of the Wind

Joined: 10/27/2003

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]do olsen twins make movies that I should know about?

- < this is you, going over my head
O < this is my head

I have no idea what you are talking about... I'm guess I'm out of the olsen twins movie loop...[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.viewlondon.co.uk/images/img_masterd_a.jpg[/img]

Fri, 07/30/2004 - 15:39

#49

Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=Death to the Demoness EJ]Brilliant, man, that turkey is so bad everybody forgets it exists.

To add to the shit list:

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Seer

Bend it Like Beckham

Glitter (obvious)

Gigli (just stupid, stupid)

Catwoman.

Wild, Wild West.

Leonard Part 6 (Bill Cosby bought the rights to lock it in a cellar and never have it on TV ever again, thanks.)[/QUOTE]

Leonard Part 6... I like that you mention that... it is a true underrated stinker... or a stinker that is underrated as a stinker... oh, fuck it, youknow what I mean...

Never saw Ballistic, Glitter, Beckham, Gigli, Catwoman, any of those... The very idea of those, like just seeing the poster or video box makes me like NEXT!

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Fri, 07/30/2004 - 15:40

#50

Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=karbunkle][img]http://www.viewlondon.co.uk/images/img_masterd_a.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

I never say that movie either, but Dana Carvey hasn't been good for years, I can't imagine that one was any good, I just remember some stupid turtlehead character he kept showing trailers of during his promotional talk show circuit...

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