What's the worst book you've ever read?
By read, I mean to completion. It doesn't count if you didn't finish it.
For me, the honour goes to:
Seemingly endless, and endlessly self-referential. So many words and yet so little was actually said. It was truly an act of masochism on my part to keep reading it, but I hate when people criticise books having not read them all the way through. So now I can actually say that I hated it from cover to cover.