The Raw Shark Texts 2
Well, as Steven put it to me in a message over myspace, a sort of Anti-Raw Shark. Don't expect this next book for a few years yet though, and of course everything might change. Who knows when WW3 is going to kick up, or some giant asteroid is going to destroy our little planet, or even solarsystem. Hell, we don't know how large some of those bodies can be. I'm sure they can be absoloutely massive. Anyway, these are the first clues he's given about his next book, I'd like to think they were given to me because I'm beautiful and also a genius, and, well, no doubt there are a thousand ways we could interpret them. But tell me what you guys think.
I'm guessing a forest is going to have lots of words written on the bark, and a superhero made of trees must rescue a girl from some sort of demon who lives in the ideas these words represent. Or maybe the superhero is a werewolf who doesn't realise he's a werewolf, he blacks out and runs riot through a forest tearing apart trees with his claws and inscribing some creepy runes into the bark which he then spends his days trying to decipher. Who knows. But if you haven't read this book yet, I'd sure go ahead and read it. think of it less like The Da Vinci Code crossed with The Matrix, and more like the first season of Lost crossed with House of Leaves.