Stephen King has an annual income of...
What's Oprah's?
[QUOTE=tetsuo]$43 million dollars.
Jesus god damn christ.[/QUOTE]
He'd make more if he made his books into video games.
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i wonder what he does with it all. he doesn't seem like the type to live lavishly.
[QUOTE=tetsuo]What's Oprah's?[/QUOTE]
I don't know but she tops the Forbes list for entertainers which is what he is cause he sure aint an artist. stoopid books
I can tell someone read this week's Parade. My Girlfriend was reading that shit to me and wondering how the hell someone could survive on $33,000 a year. While I barely paid attention and watched my weekly event of mind numbing activity called NASCAR.
"I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own -- a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotisms." Albert Einstein
[QUOTE=NeilFarted]i wonder what he does with it all. he doesn't seem like the type to live lavishly.[/QUOTE]
That dude stinks of 'secret vices', like trips to Amsterdam for commisioned pre teen snuff shows, geek.
[QUOTE=tetsuo]$43 million dollars.
Jesus god damn christ.[/QUOTE]
You'd think with that much money he could afford a good idea from time to time.
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UH oh its Pooka
[QUOTE=Pooka]You'd think with that much money he could afford a good idea from time to time.[/QUOTE]
All his books have been best sellers...
name another author who's done that.
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Ouch.
King insults everywhere. He ain't THAT bad guys. And he's had plenty of books I liked the ideas of:
the stand
it
carrie
the long walk
the running man
-most of his short stories-
the gunslinger
misery
gerald's game
apt pupil, shawshank redemption, the body, the breathing method
just cuz he has killer cars doesn't mean he completely sucks.
[QUOTE=Lazlosdead]All his books have been best sellers...
name another author who's done that.[/QUOTE]
haven't tom clancy and john grisham?
[QUOTE=tetsuo]haven't tom clancy and john grisham?[/QUOTE]
now that i think about it probably.
still, its a small number
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[QUOTE=Lazlosdead]All his books have been best sellers...
name another author who's done that.[/QUOTE]
I put that down to a majority of half wits with no taste....
Actually, I'm being a little mean. Some of his stuffs okay. I liked The Green Mile. The Shinning. Different Seasons. Misery.
But the guy is flaky. He's more a name than a good writer now.
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The dark Tower series is fantastic (I dont know about the new one though)
but yeah, a lot of his books are 600 pages of good story and 50 pages of bad ending...(e.g. Needful Things)
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He doesn't know how to wrap the shit up. Laz do you really think thats a plus being a bestseller considering how stupid and illiterate most people are? Come on.
Seriously Sean Hannity is a best seller, So is Mike Savage.
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Maybe Laz in King?
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[QUOTE=morey] Laz do you really think thats a plus being a bestseller considering how stupid and illiterate most people are? Come on.[/QUOTE]
Yes, some readers are stupid.
Go read about the kids in the fight club section of this forum who're giving themselves chemical burns...
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Oh man I know.
i gave myself a chemical burn today. it had nothing to do with fight club, i was carrying my car battery to the nearest autozone, and on the way back, i had the heavy bitch in a bag, and it leaked fucking water, and i had all this shit on my hands and arms coming home. good thing that sulfuric acid shit was dilluted.
[QUOTE=morey]UH oh its Pooka[/QUOTE]
you rock
[QUOTE=disx]you rock[/QUOTE]
You scissors.
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[QUOTE=Lazlosdead]Yes, some readers are stupid.
Go read about the kids in the fight club section of this forum who're giving themselves chemical burns...[/QUOTE]
You haven't done that yet. Not cool.
"I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own -- a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotisms." Albert Einstein
[QUOTE=DrGonzoHST]You haven't done that yet. Not cool.[/QUOTE]
chuck was last year dude.
I'm on a HST binge...
where can one, such as myself, acquire ether?
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Stephen King has an anal disfunction....
no i need to stay away from this thread cause I really don't like the forever fat on the inside hack writer. Too bad that guy didn't back up and roll over the bitch a second time.
[QUOTE=Pooka]You scissors.[/QUOTE]
hay man don't cuss at me plzthx
[QUOTE=Lazlosdead]chuck was last year dude.
I'm on a HST binge...
where can one, such as myself, acquire ether?[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=10246&highlight=inhale+alcohol[/url]
that doesnt say where I can get some
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[QUOTE=disx]hay man don't cuss at me plzthx[/QUOTE]
plzthx? Maybe you can inform Lazo to the wearabouts of said ether. And rock blunts scissors.
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As your attorney I would advise you to to buy Hawaiian Shirts before ingestion of said ether.
"I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own -- a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotisms." Albert Einstein
I know you can find some on Nas' Stillmatic.
"I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own -- a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotisms." Albert Einstein
[QUOTE=Pooka]plzthx? Maybe you can inform Lazo to the wearabouts of said ether. And rock blunts scissors.[/QUOTE]
i'm sorry but you're dumb can you talk to someone else plzthx
Found it. [url]http://sciencekit.com/category.asp?c=363215&sid=GOOGLE&eid=g2859[/url]
"I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own -- a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotisms." Albert Einstein
[QUOTE=disx]i'm sorry but you're dumb can you talk to someone else plzthx[/QUOTE]
Sure. What about?
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Holy crap, I'm that dumb I thought you said can "we" talk some more! Wow, how right you were.
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[QUOTE=Pooka]plzthx? Maybe you can inform Lazo to the wearabouts of said ether. And rock blunts scissors.[/QUOTE]
Paper covers all dudamatic and that be me, paper that is.
hold on k
[QUOTE=morey]Paper covers all dudamatic and that be me, paper that is.[/QUOTE]
Acid free I hope?
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Oh Man With The Jokes
You still here?
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when will you two stop fighting long enough to see how much you love each other?
Yeah whats goin' on with them two?
hahahahaha
[QUOTE=DrGonzoHST]As your attorney I would advise you to to buy Hawaiian Shirts before ingestion of said ether.[/QUOTE]
[I]Acapulco[/I] shirts...
[QUOTE=morey]Yeah whats goin' on with them two?[/QUOTE]
We're just fooling around. It's all harmless fun. Keeps this place interesting.
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Changed it for the times. Acapulco Shirts 1960's = Hawaiian Shirts Now.
"I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own -- a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotisms." Albert Einstein
he sucks
king defined a litereary genre, he has more than earned his pay. and he writes because he likes doing so, not for the money. that alone is worth respect.
everyone says his style is overused, but really, he's the one that started that style. can you say that an author has gotten to the point of overusing their own style?
[QUOTE=der Retter]he sucks[/QUOTE]
uhh....good point?
not as much as Oprah