List of the members of the bookclub...

um, hi...my name is kitty, and uh...i'm a bookaholic. just finished reading the book and uh...i'm glad to be here.

*looks around nervously, sits back down*

Hi my name is (Ta Da!) XChuck. Or Mike. Or Shit Head. Any of those work. I am addicted to books and the forum. I have read House of Leaves 1 time, and all of Chuck's books numours (sp) times. But, I haven't got Reasons to Live yet! ARG! I will soon though! Amazon.com seems to be really slow at delivering it.

Hello... my name is Will Tupper
I've got one half-sister, and one half-brother
I think I'm posting something in the open
But it's really undercover
I got a really, really, really, really high post number
And I'm gonna split out of here... as soon I hit seven hundred.

look out will!! kitty's catching up!!!

OH MAN THE GAME IS ON NOW!!!!

that's right. bring it, biatch.

Um, hi. I'm murderkitchen. I enjoy long walks on the beach and my
power animal is the wombat.

I'm PsychoKeety or Chelsea, I don't really care. I have a crazy cat (Lowki) that tries to read my books with me...when he realizes he can't read, he gets frustrated and just sits on it instead. So if I'm ever not finished w/ a book by discussion time...that's probably why

Hi my name is Leonard Shelby. I have this condition, but I've told you before haven't I?

Anyway, I read a lot, and just finished reading both Invisible Monsters (for the first time, actually) by Chuck, and The Toy Collector by James Gunn.

I am not reading Reasons to Live for March. But I will read the next book club book (either AP or HOL).

v. clever leonard.

My username is Ian. You don't know my real name.

I like books, but I'm not gonna start with the bookclub until April. I don't feel like buying that book right now. Yeah... cool.

I like guitars. They're pretty and sound nice.

hello my name is pan...

i do'tn to well read. I lik too eat them boosk.. uh books. i reelly like chuck pala... pala... the guy who wrot fiht Klub.

lol pan. R uY gH3Y KoREa?!@#

This isn't a very big list.

hi, i want to have kitty's babies and id like to be a Book Clubber, .... oh, and Zaki- like i promised-- ill try and set up a Shore chapter. Perhaps Rohan can give me a hand too.

ummm... my name is valium25mg, but you can call me valium. and i'm an addict.
oh shit, wrong group.
i'm going to discuss American Psycho in April too.

i *heart* pan.

and axelsnack, of course.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by insomnomaniac [/i]
[B]i *heart* pan. [/B][/QUOTE]
oh insonomaniac, how I *heart* thee, let me count the ways.

Hi I am a fetus high off crack. My name is Burt Reynolds Jr. I currently reside in a 7-11 big gulp full of formaldahyde [SIC, probably.] I enjoy mayonaise, airplane glue, rugby, and farting in hot public areas that there is virtually no escape from for a prolonged amount of time (I.E. Airplanes). I am the first Fetus mall security gaurd and I spend my entire paycheck on fried chicken and tellevangalist [yea, I probably spelt that wrong too] TV programs.

and if you'd like to know the rest of my life story then well..... buy the book.

Hi, my name's Rohan and I irritate people.

Oh yeah, and I read books too.

Why the heck not.

I'll join, just to make will happy and to verbally spar with rohan.

My name is Jane and uh...I have many severe irrational fears, including (but not limited to): dogs, blood, heights, and the Home Depot.

Wow. I feel better already!

My name is Hattie. I like reading and watching films because I reject reality. Deep dude.

My favourite authors are: Chuck, Susanna Kaysen, Jim Carroll and Boris Pasternak.

what book is the lil book club reading this month? can i play, too? i want to be irritated and share my thoughts in cyberville.

i'm chester.. sadly i'm in school right now.. and i don't have much time to read all these amazing books right now... but as soon as i'm done studying for my AP Chem test.. Let the reading begin!!

**Currently reading The Great Gatsby.. for LA arts..
--- ohh and i need to read "Atlas Shrugged' by Ayn Rand (I'm only a few pages into it, looks promising) but as soon as i'm done with that... i'll get a start on HOL.. sounds good

k.. im angela and something is mysteriously missing from my life, and instead of actively doing something about it, i am falling into denial and unsuccessfully trying to substitute my feelings of loss with membership in the chuckpalahniuk.net online forum book club.

and i like orange juice.

I'm fron England, I drink too much, I like the sound of books but then take years to buy or read them (except C.P. ) I lift weights, drink, eat steak, drink, lift weights, read, drink, lift weights, eat tuna, read, drink, eat egg whites, drink, read. etc. Occasionally I sleep/wash too but this I rare.

I also have a strange ongoing obsession with Grand Prix Legends. And girls that wear tight comabts. This is off-subject.

Rob

im max and ive read 30 books in the last 2 months i faled a lot of tests but it was worth it....im in.

sniggle-flarum. Me read sometimes, but me not do good with the talky-thingies. Me- huh, what? crap. What was I saying? Just hug me.

hi my name is anthony, inane or po0pies. i carry this notebook around with me listing all the my sexual endevours. other than that, i read books, go to school, run mad schemes, listen to music.

My name is rusty. My brain hurts cause I'm still thinking about 'Glamorama'. I have an epilleptic dog named 'Boz', and my black cat is named Obi (after the jedi master) and my calico cat is named trinity (after the NRA member who resides in the Matrix). I guess this would make me a nerd but i just think they are cool names for animals. I'm a noob to the board, Notre Dame football is my life, Lakers are my heart, film is my inspiration, books are my brain. It's very sad but i'm still a consumer, I buy stupid crap all the time online. Like today I bought a LeBron James jersey and a San Diego Chargers draft day mesh cap. I'm Jack's version of a Sports fan. I'm a closeted environmentalist, meaning I watch Nascar and I'm too lazy to be involved in any actual volunteer work. I'm a member of the Green party and have just started to read more fiction, because i've been busy reading Zinn, Chomsky, Moore, Rowan, and Bennent. I'm also a student at college and card carrying member of the ACLU. That's it for now.

My name is Rita, and I have a problem (*paused for comforting applause). I love books but I dont read enough. Heck, I don't even do my course readings half of the time. I want to join the Book Club so it will force me, well not force, but motivate me to read more. It sucks that I bought all of these books from CP.Net's bookstore and never gotten around to read it. I am especially ashamed for not finishing Diary and Contortionist Handbook...I even bought Battle Royale, in hopes of reading one of my favourite films in its original format; I even listed it in my "about" section as one of the books that you should read.

But, I see a vision. A new Rita that will do her readings and will read the books on her shelf. The Cult Bookclub is the answer...

Thanks
Rita

I am the one known as Lazlo. My friends call me Laz. You may call me Lazlo. I've said enough.

I am André and I'm living in Germany and I still go to school. My favorite authors are Chuck (obvisously), Don DeLillo and Albert Camus, who wrote my favorite book "The Stranger". I also like plays, like Sartre's.

Hi my name is Archer, and im addicted to Chuck. I love him first and foremost and not too far behind is
Bret Easton Ellis
Jonathon Lethem
Jonathon Swift
Sarah Vowell

I'm aheffel, or Adam.
So far this year, with the exception of last month, I've been averaging about 1000 pages a month (that's averaging, that's not exact).
I have a serious, serious problem, and hopefully you guys can help me develop it.

I like books and masturbating. Yeah.

Is this one of those 12-step programs becuase I usually don't get past the 2nd step.
My name is tbranson. I live in Africa and ride an elephant to work.

"You might already be a member and not even know."

bookjunky, when you say you're in....you're in. now, just wait patiently while the book club is revolutionized, and/or take part in any of the other book discussions already in progress.