Da Vinci Code
Here I was, standing inside the book store in Amsterdam. Where I see on table, solely reserved for all things Dan Brown and Da Vinci Code. They had the original book, they had the hardcover art book. They had the "cracking da Vinci code" books aplenty, they had his other fucking novels laying about.
I had a lighter in my pocket.
I don't know how, but I managed to resist burning it all. What would you have done?