Cultists with published books?

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Are there any Cultists around here that have published books? I wanna buy them on amazon and read 'em!

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Me does.

Also: Richard Thomas just came out with one, and then there's Gordon Highland and Caleb J. Ross.

Sorry if I missed anyone.

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Me, soon.

(I hope... or not... yeah, probably not.. but still.)

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Michael Sonbert's The Never Enders.

Also, technically, Clevenger and Bazell are culties now.

Oh, and monkey mike has one coming out called Angel Falls.

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Enjoi who is Chris Deal has a microfiction collection out called Cienfuegos.

Not sure if Nik Korpon is a Cultist, but he has a book coming out in December, i believe.

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Rayo Cassablanca. (Rayo C.)

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I think Phil has a book coming out soon, too.

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Oh, yeah, Phil.

And eddy (ejrathke) has plenty of shorts published here there and every where.

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I don't know about plenty. I've a few.

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I can't believe I forgot Sonbert. Thanks Matt.

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no troubles. i think we got them all, yeah?

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Damn G...now we definitely have them all.

Edit: I guess we should count Chuck.

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I'm in the preliminary stages of possibly having my memoir of my relationship with my mother translated for publication in Portugal. We'll see.

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I'm writing a mystery/thriller called "Who Ate All the Pussy?"

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By the way, Klondike is now available on Amazon.

http://www.amazon.com/Klondike-Game-Ears-Phil-Jourdan/dp/1445278979/ref=...

$26 is the minimum price I was allowed to charge for a hardcover (the paperback will be available soon), so if that's too pricey, PM me and I'll send you a PDF file, free.

I need glowing reviews.

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brandon.tietz wrote:
I'm writing a mystery/thriller called "Who Ate All the Pussy?"

you're not though, are you.

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matthew.odonnell wrote:
brandon.tietz wrote:
I'm writing a mystery/thriller called "Who Ate All the Pussy?"

you're not though, are you.

Yeah, I'm about 210 pages in. It's really good so far.

Edit: Not really, Matt...I was fucking with you.

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brandon.tietz wrote:
Edit: I guess we should count Chuck.

Until he posts here, we won't count him. ;P

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Tuffy wrote:
brandon.tietz wrote:
Edit: I guess we should count Chuck.

Until he posts here, we won't count him. ;P

I can live with that.

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brandon.tietz wrote:
I'm writing a mystery/thriller called "Who Ate All the Pussy?"
I hear around page 69 it makes a total one-eighty. Kinda like Only Revolutions. But more in the oral tradition.

(Feel free to add that to your joke repertoire.)

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i'm writing the sequel:
who ate all the pussy and got a scar from eating said pussy.

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Bump. Oops, added Mr..Amazing (DeLeon DeMicoli) to the URLs above.

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furleyguy wrote:
Bump. Oops, added Mr..Amazing (DeLeon DeMicoli) to the URLs above.

His books really are Amazing! Ive read all four of them and cant wait for his next one!

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I have White Belt by him. I haven't gotten around to reading it yet. I've read a few random pages from it and I liked the style though.

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I wouldn't consider Clevenger, Josh Bazell, and Michael Sonbert "members" of the cult really. They are authors that responded to interest in their books by by graciously registering accounts and posting in response.

The reason you can't find posts by SGJ, Max Barry, and Monica Drake is because they were visiting Instructors, and their posts are in classes, not on the forums. So, they're not really members either.

I'm drawing this distinction because this is a fan site for an author, and the the above authors didn't create accounts as fans of Palahniuk, but to teach or to answer questions about their work.

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Can we update this pleeeeeese?

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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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I guess I should also post the reason.

My next amazon order is going to be all cult authors. I'm trying to show some support! I posted something on facebook and Melody and Matt are the only people that responded.

Come on people - don't you want me to buy your shit!?

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188416 wrote:
Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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I'm trying to give you guys my money and nobody wants to take it!

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188416 wrote:
Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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PGoutis01 wrote:
I'm trying to give you guys my money and nobody wants to take it!

American Control doesn't come out till 2012, dude.

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That's the only update on any books? lol

I already got that one - the crayon drawn rough draft was sweet!

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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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Oh and he's right. When your story is as good as his - the words don't even matter. You just know it's good and you just enjoy it. Crazy, but he don't need no dictionary or big words or even a computer.

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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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PGoutis01 wrote:

Come on people - don't you want me to buy your shit!?


You can buy my shit anytime. It would be almost as perfect as saying I shit money.
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Smurf words!

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188416 wrote:
Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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Caleb J. Ross has Stranger Will and Sonbert has We Are Oblivion--both are book club books which you can get here: http://www.otherworldpublications.com/apps/webstore/products/category/48...

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brandon.tietz wrote:
PGoutis01 wrote:
I'm trying to give you guys my money and nobody wants to take it!

American Control doesn't come out till 2012, dude.

Can't wait to read that one.

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Bradley Sands has a few out.

Rico Slade Will Fucking Kill You etc.

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I wish I had a hard copy of RSWFKY.

My review is forthcoming.

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Tuffy wrote:
brandon.tietz wrote:
Edit: I guess we should count Chuck.

Until he posts here, we won't count him. ;P

Maybe Aspiring Writer Is Chuck!

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Cool shit! Added to the wishlist.

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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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Valmont wrote:
Tuffy wrote:
brandon.tietz wrote:
Edit: I guess we should count Chuck.

Until he posts here, we won't count him. ;P

Maybe Aspiring Writer Is Chuck!

Wink

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I just published a book titled "THE KING OF GOOD TIMES" about a successful businessman who took his father's hundred million dollar company to a multi-billion dollar empire. Check it out.

Amazon paperback link: http://www.amazon.com/King-Good-Times-Harish-Maiya/dp/1451577966/

Amazon ebook link: http://www.amazon.com/KING-GOOD-TIMES-ebook/dp/B0056WR3ES/

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And you are?

That's what I thought.

Trades, Barters & Promotions is a popular forum. You might try there.

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Since it's his first post, there's a chance that he's actually in a religious cult, in which case I don't think he would be in the wrong when he posted about his novel concerning a man turning one hundred million dollars into multi-billions of dollars, although that seems like an awful lot of money.

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Really, if you've got a hundred million dollars already, do you need to turn it into even one billion?

I mean, really.

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Damn. I don't even know how many million dollars make a billion.

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How are the new books coming along Bradley?

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I just finished the rough draft of a short e-book. Need to edit it. Then finish up a proper book as far as writing a few interludes, which shouldn't take long. And do the final edit of my children's book sometime soon and probably won't take more than a few days. Then get started on a novella that I haven't written anything for besides some of the outline, which I'm really excited about doing considering it will be a "same old same old" sort of thing, which I haven't done in a very long time. A return to what I enjoy and have the most fun with.

Although I've been putting off other things in my life recently. Moving soon. Need to figure stuff out.

Oh, and I'm doing a ridiculous promotion during next month for Rico Slade, which somehow ended up started early. It's going to be a time killer, but lots of fun.

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You're writing a children's book? That's seriously fascinating -what's that all about? Or can you not go into it just yet? And where are you moving to? I'm about to move to Tampa -making your way as far as Florida for your Chip Johnson promotion or what?

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I remember you saying about your Kids book in your email. Also saw on your website that you have a few things coming out next year which is exciting. Reading My Heart Said... right now and will buy It Came... after.

Also I purchased Rico Slade on my kindle. Couldn't afford the print one right now but will get it later. Feel kinda bad that only like 50p will go to the children...

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