Can you resist a story that starts with BACON?
A few years ago, Jack dropped the C from his name and became Jak. He called me up at breakfast one morning to tell me this. He said he was frying bacon for breakfast and that all his roommates were away. He said that he was walking around stark naked. He could have been telling the truth, I don’t know. I could hear something spitting and hissing in the background that could have been bacon, or maybe it was just static on the line.
http://www.fantasticmetropolis.com/i/twothirds/full/
Thank you, Bug! I'm enthralled with Kelly Link since I read the zombie story
but not this one, it was great.

oh, you got me with that first post! My own face become this 
I'm glad you read and enjoyed it!
Here's the link that bug posted that led me to the bacon: http://www.lcrw.net/kellylink/mfb/Kelly_Link_Magic_for.htm#SomeZombie
It's really good, too.
Really nice story, yeah. Thanks Mirka.
i downloaded that kelly link thing and it looks interesting. also, are you still dropping by LA? i got the impression, don't know how though, that you were coming here last weekend. you could have been at teh mini meetup.
interesting story. i'd never read anything of hers before, but i dug it.
The capitalized BACON made me hope this was a bait-and-switch, and it was really a story that started with Beggin' Strips.
I'm glad you enjoyed it!
It was supposed to be this weekend, but a root canal got in the way. Dammit. Not sure when I'll be down now.
I'm glad you enjoyed it!
I always write BACON in caps. You don't?
I definitely enjoyed that story. Nice, very nice 
Awesome, I'm glad you enjoyed it! 


To answer your question, yes.
Yes I can.