zoth tv (or post your own video clips)
I love the videos, they're funny.
I like the way he whispers in the gas station! Then his eyes get kinda maniacal when he whispers "morning slammer"!
hey lady! We saw you making cheese for work. It was awesome! 
Thanks. Zoth doesn't know what's good for him. I guess I won't cook for him anymore since he was makin fun of me!
onyx you don't even like this site, stay out my threads!
and that cheese log and ball were gone in less than an hour! good god.
You gonna make me stay out! I'd like to see you try 
They were gone in less than an hour cause they are good!! Shows how much you know!
Aw he adores you! He was admiring how much you read and how many books you have. I did laugh when you remarked to him in the kitchen one (it was hard to hear) something like "what do you mean this is new" and he was like, "the camera"! haha. Good times.
I know he does. As I do him. He is the best. We just like to tease each other. He is great!
He keeps us in stitches. He's a cult treasure! Have you seen the comics he made?
Yeah I've seen them. I've tried to help him come up with ideas, but he usually takes it in his own direction. He knows Palahniuk better than I do so I'm not very good at coming up with things that fit in with what he wants to do. I'm glad he entertains you all though. He is pretty entertaining at home too.
Do you all have pets he can film? A cat? A goldfish?
You guys should do "A Day in the Life of Zoth and Onyx" comic!
zoth, you sound like christian slater.
oh, and youre awesome.
were not aloud pets here but if we go to her parents house i could film they're dog or her sister has a couple of cats that r u cute.
a day in the life of zoth and onyx would consist of wakin up (well with her hittin the snooze button 15 frikin times before she rolls out of bed) (me wakin up on the first) and takin her to work or me sittin here til 11 when i walk to work for a few hours me comin home and playin on the comp. watchin movies. her comin home after 10 hours. me delivering at night 3 times a week. watching t.v. and goin sleepy time, repeat. it used to be me drinkin all night, repeat. but that has chilled out alot. whew.
oh thx chaser, i thought you hated me cuz i'm kinda goth and stuff.
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
she said "what's new to you the apt?" and i said "no the camera"
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
You should do one of delivering! Is it Pizza?
But I guess the customers would freak out if you took their photos and get you fired. 
it is, i'm going to try to film me making pizza and delivering if my boss says it's ok, she's pretty cool, and i think it would be frikin funny.
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
Oh yeah! Fingers crossed!
Man, that'd be awesome. =D I'm already amused.
i downloaded a video editing program and when i slapped together some random clips real fast it was cool, however when i transfered it over to youtube it lost a shitload of quality, so as i fugure that out, i will have some real fun. this is stupid but if u see it stop it after 6 seconds, i didn't shut it off quick enough.
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
No Onions, no pickles!? I like extra of both!
"Can I have a Plahaniuk, oh sorry, wrong place.." You're a hoot! <3
Btw, this is the first thread I check when I visit the cult. I hope there is a zoth tv clip every day.
Ditto, and I usually hate reality tv.
reality tv ha, i only have a few more clips then it's like, well thats my life. boring.
i really like that i can make some people laugh though, that's da spice o' life.
here's a few more, cuz i love myself so much.
ya right.
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
no pickles for zothman.
now I cry.
now I enjoy the song.
yeah...
pickles suck!
well on my burg-lers anyway,
that is the zoth theme song.
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
here's work, nothin funny.
i wanna do one delivering but it's always dark and that shit won't show up.
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
Good morning, zoth!
yawn. i just woke up it's 12:30, where's the coffee?
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
Dang! Just reruns today!
i just did this but, i wanna keep zoth tv (copyrighted) fresh and not let stuff get stale so i need to think of some good ideas before postin new vids. i am the executive producer, writer and director, so this shit must be more marketable, sell, sell, sell.
and i love this. not a zoth clip.
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
Thank you! New gourmet brain pizza. haha <3
I like how mad Onyx gets when you say she's not making scamby eggs for you. oh man!
That second clip is so random. Why do you love it so?
well first off the fact that he says kidman, and just the realization of what a stupid answer that was and then fuck! he's like 14 on national t.v. parents = proud
i was lookin through game show bloopers and some of them are so funny.
sorry, not right for zoth t.v. thread
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
zoth tv can have commercials!
yesterday, i'm still workin on stuff, give me a few days, luv ya.
once again...
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
You're craaaazy! hahaha yeah.
I hope you can get past the copyright thing. Oh, today is Friday, December 12
good god, the food you guys talk about all the time drives me batty.
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
hahha. I liked your pretentious voice when you introduced the chicken. You went from making dinner to taking on the whole cult! You're a madman! :)
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
Don't ever stop making these videos, man.
thx alecia, but, damnitt! i wanna do something new and exiting, we'll see what happens
i made some funny music vids, but i can't post them, i'm so pissed, let me see if i can work my way around it.
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
Awesome, zoth wearing a santa hat and a double YEAH!
i made some funny music vids, but i can't post them, i'm so pissed, let me see if i can work my way around it.
Why can't you post them? I don't know how Youtube works in terms of ferreting out copyright violations. Is there something in the title of your videos that give it away?
well mirka, i guess they have a block on songs but i think i can do this thing soon, my g.f. and her co-workers have laughed very hard and told me i waste to much time
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
well zoth, I think laughter is never a waste of time. I love your videos.
well zoth, I think laughter is never a waste of time.
my god mirka that is so much how i feel, if you can't laugh, then fuck off and die you son of a whore, anyway, i only do this to make people laugh so let me get my head on straight and i'll slay you muthafuckas, although i have a block and am dealin with alot o' shit, but soon enough, zoth will return. thank you all. x's and o's
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
well zoth, I think laughter is never a waste of time.
my god mirka that is so much how i feel, if you can't laugh, then fuck off and die you son of a whore, anyway, i only do this to make people laugh so let me get my head on straight and i'll slay you muthafuckas, although i have a block and am dealin with alot o' shit, but soon enough, zoth will return. thank you all. x's and o's
hey, it's a busy time for everyone. We'll be waiting when you have the time to return.
xxooxxx
Mirks
thank you sweetheart, you give me strength(oops).
the year of 09' is the year of zoth, bitches!
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
snoogins, back at ya zothman!
we live REALLY close to each other!! like 5 blocks it is crazy man CRAZY.your voice sounds like that Ty guy from the home makeover show, bus driver...move that bus!!!!
I am fueled by filth and fury.
red! are you saying WE live close to each other? how do you know that?
and move that fuckin bus!!!
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
Nice, you kind of look like him too.
You guys ate all that cheese? Or Onyx and her co-workers?