Zomg, a totally Zen tale about a young warrior who asked his wise father to teach him how to fight...
... and the father said, "I must know why you want to fight before I teach you."
The son said, "Because I have spent my life creating things, my art, my friendships... Now I wish to destroy."
"But, my son," the father said, "before you learn to destroy, you must learn to heal."
And the son said, "Lol."
"I know," said the father, "I can't believe how gay that sounded. Lol! Let's go buy you a sword."
I hope I have enlightened you.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
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"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
yeah I stopped talking to the few people that started saying/spelling out internet/text speak when actually having a conversation with them. Great story phil.
Oh em eff gee, guys.
gee the eff out eddy! laugh out loud
omglmaolmao.
I have been known to say bee-are-bee on occasion.
Oh, and my new favorite, "double-you-tee-fuck". Love that.
This is why we can't have nice things.
ok, 'Double-you-tee-eff' is a totally different set of standards. It cane be said. So can "Oh Em Gee"
But "lawl"? No. just, no
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Levi is the internet abbreviation police. He knows the law.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Not "Double-you-tee-eff". "Double-you-tee-fuck."
This is why we can't have nice things.
I should've said "He knows the LAWL."
Damn.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
I've spent a great deal of time convincing the second graders in my computer lab that the FTW on the front of my motorcycle helmet stands for "For the Win". Got help me if they figure it out.
.....what else does ftw mean?
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
fuck the world, i reckon
Fuck the world.
This is why we can't have nice things.
fuck the world?
my question mark seems very passive now
well that's not very positive.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
FUTWUH!
Fear The Wolverines.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Feed Teh Walrus!
This is why we can't have nice things.
LAWL
So i packed a stick of dynamite into the lunchbox of everyone in the class.
Fatwa?
The Catmother of all Worldwide Cats
what do you do when you actually know people who say outloud "LAWL." or "Gee-Tee-Eff-Oh!" it's like.........stop using internet things outloud.
good story though.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?