ZOMBIES! omgwtfbbq?

it's been done.

Zombies: in my opinion, never were scarier than they were in Night of the Living Dead. That movie creeped me.

speaking of zombies...

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Tomorrow's the big day!

You don't hug Zombies, you kill them!

By the way, do zombies have prostates?

I was a zombie for a day at The Zombie March 2007. It was fun all day we marched around then the people from the acting crew danced thriller. Then we all headed to the movie theatres to see Rocky Horror Picture Show. It was zombie night. The night after that was Pirate night but that's a new thing.

only if you want them to

I'll check Schlotsky.

(Snaps on rubber glove)

"Schlotsky, where the hell are you!"

what's this schlotsky business?

I would like a pet zombie. Not really a pet as much as a... specimen.
I would catch it with one of those dog catcher poles and attach it to a wall in a basement. I would like two of them. One to feed and keep and one to not feed and see how long it would live.

I don't get the whole zombie allure.

Schlotsky is a Zombie that enjoys sub sangwiches. [SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]And juicy cock[/COLOR].[/SIZE]

Theyre the scariest of the "creatures"
Theyre not religious like vampires, theyre not changeable like werewolves, theyre not humanoid like witches. They have no weaknesses and they can only be killed in one way. And where theres one theres many. Theres no escaping the wrath of a zombie bite.

[I]but they're already dead![/I]

EXACTLY

(zombiesrule)

[QUOTE=Lady Chaos;1021311]You don't hug Zombies, you kill them![/QUOTE]

Well, on any regular day I kill zombies, but tomorrow is a special day where zombies get a special hug prior to the killing part.

a mouth hug?

(thats special)

I yanked on Schlotskys prostate and he howled a bit, but he is chained to the wall so I am under no risk.

I am running low on petroleum jelly and preparation H.

Whatchoo mean he howled?

[QUOTE=DAN9108;1021339]I yanked on Schlotskys prostate and he howled a bit, but he is chained to the wall so I am under no risk.

I am running low on petroleum jelly and preparation H.[/QUOTE]

could he possibly be your brother with a cold?

in that case, you've made a terrible, terrible mistake.

*Question*

Was Frankenstein the [I]frist[/I] zombie?

Zombie = living dead = Frankenstein?

Which kind of zombies? The fast kind like in Dawn of the dead or the fun slow kind like in shaun of them dead? That movie was hilarious.

No, its schlotsky alright.

I found him sleeping in a septic tank.

I chained him up and I have been running sexual experients on him.

Now that I yanked on his prostate, hes throwing a fit!

[QUOTE=DAN9108;1021348]No, its schlotsky alright.

I found him sleeping in a septic tank.

I chained him up and [U]I have been running sexual experients on him.[/U]

Now that I yanked on his prostate, hes throwing a fit![/QUOTE]

sounds very RHPS to me....:werd:

It sounds perfectly natural to me....

Frankensteins monster wasnt a zombie. Zombies have no heartbeats and stuff. Frankensteins monster was a monster...
and I dont think Dawn of the Dead had fast zombies...

do zombies have a spell on them that makes them walk around then? If they're dead, why to do they hunger for brains/blood?

zombies never made sence to me.

or 25 days later, one of the zombie movies they were fast as cars

I've got hoes in different area codes.

Zombies have an organ inside of thier large intestine call the specifix aveoulux. It powers their brain/sex drive. I located once while giving Schlotsky a rectal exam.

There are three kinds of zombies

Voodoo zombies are people with curses on them

Viral zombies like in Resident Evil that were created as biological weapons These ones have to be differentiated from /the infected/ from movies like 28 Days/Weeks Later. Those were infected with a disease called Rage. And it has yet to be decided by my colleagues and myself as to whether or not they were actually living dead. Im pretty sure they werent though.

and Unexplained zombies like from the Romero movies "When theres no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the earth"

and in I think it was Return of the Living Dead the zombies need brains to get rid of the pain of being dead.

Otherwise Im pretty sure that zombies attack people to satisfy the two basic instincts: to feed and to procreate.

I'm wondering why no one ever dropped a NUKE on thems zombies.

Whats a nuke gonna do?
I think there needs to be tests on radioactivity on zombies. On a human it will what? Vaporize the body? So that would happen, I think, to a zombie caught in the actual blast. But what happens to a human (or a zombie) thats not caught in the blast but is caught in the area affected by the blast? A human will be blinded by the flash. That wont do anything to a zombie really. I mean, yeah, it might blind them but how much do zombies depend on sight? Again, testing is needed.

Winds from a nuclear explosion should hurl debris at the victims near the epicenter. It would kill a human but probably only punch holes in a zombie.

Heat and pressure would cook a human alive. But is a zombie really dependent upon skin or even organs? I dont know the effects pressure of an explosion like that would have on a brain. Tests

The radiation would cause cells to shut down in a human but that also wouldnt affect a zombie. They wouldnt be affected either by their skin falling off or anything like that. If anything it would help the zombie "cause" by scaring the remaining humans. Then theres the nuclear fallout. That would affect humans more than zombies. We wouldnt be able to clean up the area really, and that would allow the now radioactive zombies to really take hold in that area.

I dont think a nuclear bomb would help our cause.

So that brings up some good questions

How much are zombies dependant upon their senses?
Which senses could they do without?
Do zombies blink?
What draws a zombie to a person? I think its the sound that person makes. I dont know if a zombie can smell. And if they can then can they differentiate among smells? I think a zombie would be most dependant on the sense of hearing.
What affects does an explosion (of any magnitude) have on a zombies (or anyones) brain?

OmfuckinggodareyouseriousdidyoujustwritemeanessayrespondingtoaJOKE?!?!?

There's just no winning with you, is there? I read the first sentence, saw what followed, and cried.

I JUST WANTED TO LOVE YOU, BUT ALL YOU LOVE IS ZOMBIES!!!

:crying:

I cant help it! Zombies are my life!

They love me for my brains!

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Wouldn't it be funny if when the Zombieocolypse occurs, you'd be first to die?

That would suck so hard.

but it would never happen.

I SLEEP WITH A SHOVEL

(and its Zombacalypse)

End yourself.

But then whos gonna save your zombie retarded ass?

You're right. I need you.

I just can't fucking believe that you had an official term for a word I made up like three minutes ago.

Ive been using that word forever.
In fact, I think you quoted it earlier today there, mister.

*Sigh* That's... kinda my point.

Oh I see how it is.

Let's not fight. This has already gotten pretty goddamn ugly.

Ok guys, I woke up schlotsky and I am feeding him some gerber baby food.To answer Judas' questions.

1. Very.
2. They can do without their sense of taste.
3. Zombies blink, except for the ones with no eyelids.
4. Humans excrete a pharamone from their anus that is undetectable to live things. This pharamone is called rectus ligitis. Only things in the after life can sense it and it makes zombies ravenously hungry.
5. A zombies head is like an overripe, rotten orange. Not much of an explosion can be very damaging. If you capture a zombie alive, cram an m-80 into his ear and light 'er up.

Any other questions?

I really have to find my copy of the Zombie Survival Guide and then play catch up on the whole zombie thing.

zombies are already dead, it seems you could only stop them from killing you, but you can't kill them

your best bet would be to bring them back to life, like catch them, get their heart beating agin, then because they are decomposed and rotting they would die.
but then they would just turn to zombies agin.

jesus was a zombie and people worship that guy.

Purchase the zombie survival kit in my sig for only 5 payments of $19.95!

[QUOTE=DAN9108;1021401]Ok guys, I woke up schlotsky and I am feeding him some gerber baby food.To answer Judas' questions.

1. Very.
2. They can do without their sense of taste.
3. Zombies blink, except for the ones with no eyelids.
4. Humans excrete a pharamone from their anus that is undetectable to live things. This pharamone is called rectus ligitis. Only things in the after life can sense it and it makes zombies ravenously hungry.
5. A zombies head is like an overripe, rotten orange. Not much of an explosion can be very damaging. If you capture a zombie alive, cram an m-80 into his ear and light 'er up.

Any other questions?[/QUOTE]
I dont see why a zombie would need to blink. They are dead and they dont need to remoisten their eyes. Its not like a little dry eye is gonna ruin their day. ReTest.

As a matter of fact (okay opinion) I think you, Dan, are fudging your test results.

Zombies are dead humans reanimated. Duh, theyre dead. But theyre really /un/dead.

I'm speechless.

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