This is a thread for zombies.
You may talk about ways to eliminate them.
Ways to seduce them.
Ways that you may escape your town if it is invaded.
Ways to make peace with them.
Or anything you like.
If you go against these roolz, then you will suffer a bloody fate. Via zombies.
There was a heated arguement in pointless announcements, and many people have made zombie threads, but I shall make yet another.
I do have a pet zombie name Schlotzky.
He enjoys sub sangwiches.
He is also my personal concubine.
He performs very well.
If this thread is a phail, then I will kill myself.
"Society exists only as a mental concept; in the real world there are only individuals." --Oscar Wilde