Zombies Ate My Neighbors!
http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocaly...
I wish I was smart enough to write a cracked article.
obviously the zombies didn't eat him
I don't know. If he's not all read my blog and oh noes nah liver exploded I think it's a good thing.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
I will never forget how this guy managed to Cult in the face of organ failure while in the ER waiting room.
#shady
Oops double post.
I will never forget how this guy managed to Cult in the face of organ failure while in the ER waiting room.
#shady
I know it was shady but it was entertaining as hell, something we don't get much of anymore.
I don't care about zombies.
Zombies Ate My Neighbors is a great game.
I think last time Trueposer popped back into our lives Zombies were part of the subject as well.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Hey,
On the subject of Zombies, apparently World War Z is being adapted to the big screen...Brad Pitt is behind the whole thing.
I feel more like I do now than I did before.
That's what there telling me too. But who knows if it will ever see the light of day
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I'm going to make porn flick called "Zombies Ate My Pussy."
I think that would just be a remake
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Did I ever make that thread about a zombie porno or did I just dream that?
If they got some sort of primal need to keep eating after they die then, surely, they'd have some primal need to screw.
It's not like they need to eat or anything; you see zombies that are just torsos and no stomachs, crawling at people trying to eat them.
Imagine some torso, that's basically just an arm, shoulder and head trying to claw his way into...on second thought, never mind, don't imagine any further.
some of those math eggheads ought to figure out what the odds of you being attacked by a zombie are.
I wonder what they compare to, like, getting hit by lightning or winning the lottery.
Yes you did Nate. It was a good point.
The grocery store level was always the hardest for me. Those exploding soda cans never did ANYTHING.
I'm not hardcore or anything. It's just that when you are in the emergency room they generally like to give you heavy narcotics whenever you are even the slightest bit in pain.
It makes texting on a droid much, much easier.
I suppose I'm back at least until I start up treatment again. I'm hoping to be a less abrasive culty but I'm sure I'm bound to make people shake their heads at some points in time.
Speaking of the video game, I wish they'd make a movie out of it! It would be super cool to have all those monsters in one flick! Has anyone heard anything about the Castlevania movie they are gonna make?
I can't help but think it will be a disaster ala' Van Helsing...
The chainsaw hedge maze was when I always gave up. My cousins were better gamers, though. That game was the best gift we ever got. An entire summer spent indoors...
I got to like the second or third to last level but the sand dune where the big plant monster was always got to me.
Also I could never get past the first baby level without only having one survivor left. It made the rest of the game easier but I sucked on getting points from thereafter.
HES BACK!