Zombie Thread: Five Ways it Could Happen
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We found out recently that if you try to leave a little kid in a graveyard late at night, he'll freak out. Even if you offer to leave him a gun to protect himself. Why? It's because on some instinctual level, all humans know it's just a matter of time until the zombies show up.
Our culture is full of tales of the undead walking the Earth, from our religions to our comic books. But, some sort of zombie apocalypse isn't actually possible, right?
[I]Right?[/I]
Guys?
Actually, yes. It's quite possible. Here's [URL=http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html]five ways it could happen[/URL], according to science. [/QUOTE]
My Magnum Opus will be Lord of the Rings through Crime & Punishment meets Planet Terror via 28 Days Later and Dawn of the Dead. It'll be fantastic and will be 604,000 pages long.
When the zombie apocalypse comes, you must embrace it. Those zombies aren't gonna play solitaire while you get your act together. I'm gonna get in a car, plow down some undead, and find some artillery so I can end my life fighting in a savage, bloody, bloody rage.
So weird coincidence...I was reading this site, and listening to "Bother" by Stone Sour, and at the exact moment I read the word "zombies" in "How it can result in zombies," the singer sang the word "zombie" in "a zombie hides my face." That was odd.
This thread inspired me to listen to the Cranberries.
I'm listening to Radiohead now...Paranoid Android, to be precise...to me, this song is what it would sound like if zombies wrote a song.
The parasite thing I read also happens in ants.
At work tonight the announcement was made
"300 zombies coming down the east staircase to one"
I got all excited
but it was a false alarm
I had a tic once. But I didn't turn into a zombie.
[QUOTE=tom9d;1082075]I'm listening to Radiohead now...Paranoid Android, to be precise...to me, this song is what it would sound like if zombies wrote a song.[/QUOTE]
Nah, if zombies made music it would sound like the Locust, Melt-Banana or more likely, Anal Cunt.
I wonder what a taser would do to a zombie.
Zombies are fucking amateurs.
Wow...I didn't know they made videos for that kind of music.
hahahaha...I just finished watching. I like how he pulls out the vibrators at the end. That was a surprisingly good video. I wanted to stop watching, but I couldn't..well done techno people...well done.
Cracked is awsum, especially the craptions
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[SIZE=1]Every word is an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.[/SIZE]
[QUOTE=moses?iamn't;1082116]Nah, if zombies made music it would sound like the Locust, Melt-Banana or more likely, Anal Cunt.[/QUOTE]Dude, we get it, you listen to grindcore. Giggan's a libertarian. Xec8 loves eating pussy.
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Thread. Improved.[/QUOTE]
Zombie Nation are shiiiit. Acid House is where it's at. Some Lords of Acid up in here.
Y'all women should pay attention to this motherfucking shit. Except uglies.
Edit: Actually no, that video's a little nsfw.
Lords of Acid are a highly overrated act for highly overratted teenagers.
[QUOTE=Spike;1082427]Lords of Acid are a highly overrated act for highly overratted teenagers.[/QUOTE]
Did that post always say Lords of Acid?
[QUOTE=Vendetta;1082432]Did that post always say Lords of Acid?[/QUOTE]
Why?
[QUOTE=Spike;1082427]Lords of Acid are a highly overrated act for highly overratted teenagers.[/QUOTE]bastard bastard thats my favorite gay disco band.
[QUOTE=Spike]Why?
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Why?!
Because I thought it said something else before but I can't remember what, if anything, it was.
[QUOTE=Vendetta;1082439]Why?!
Because I thought it said something else before but I can't remember what, if anything, it was.[/QUOTE]
NONONO FOR GODS SAKE WHY.
[QUOTE=morey;1082444]NONONO FOR GODS SAKE WHY.[/QUOTE]
What the hell's up with you?
who knows.
I think I might have heard of them whilst at a gay disco at the worst bar in Wakefield called The Snooty Fox. I think we got kicked out for being obviously underage, obviously drunk, trying to solicit alcohol and being rude to lesbians. It was back when I wanted to be a DJ, and I got the DJ's number for some lessons, and it took like three days for me to click that maybe he just wanted to put himself inside me. That bar was awesome actually, I remember once a guy ran off and just handed his pint to me, he went, "Here do you want that?" and he hadn't touched it. Shit, actually, my life was so much better when I was fifteen.
[QUOTE=corellion;1082418]Dude, we get it, you listen to grindcore. Giggan's a libertarian. Xec8 loves eating pussy.
Zombie Nation are shiiiit. Acid House is where it's at. Some Lords of Acid up in here.
Y'all women should pay attention to this motherfucking shit. Except uglies.
Edit: Actually no, that video's a little nsfw.[/QUOTE]
zombie nation...hmm makes sense now why that song was in shaun of the dead.
[QUOTE=Andrew(Historian);1082058]bush on zombies
[url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=IoXgRtDysLY[/url][/QUOTE]
no one thought this was funny though?
There was a time when you couldn't get away from that song. If you were a raver. When Corellion was [b]10[/b].
Rave over here consists of Sub-Dub, which is like a biweekly club night of Dubstep and skibadee shite, which amounts to bad drum and bass, though Pendulum are playing soon. Skibadee of course famous for his song with Dillinja, Twist 'Em Out. I say it consists of Sub-Dub. I think ket is involved somewhere. The song was used in the Ali G show a lot.
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[QUOTE=corellion;1082418]Dude, we get it, you listen to grindcore. Giggan's a libertarian. Xec8 loves eating pussy.
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You've got me all wrong, man. I grind libertarian pussies.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
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"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
speaking of Shaun of the Dead and music, this happens to be one of my favorite scenes
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As much as I don't want to say it, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and Edgar Wright are a brilliant fucking trio.
bush on zombies
[url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=IoXgRtDysLY[/url]