Zombie Appreciation Thread.

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My wife has an irrational fear of zombies. She literally has zombie nightmares at least once a week. No lie.

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My boyfriend has a book about what to do when zombies attack. I don't care for zombies at all, but it's pretty neat to have.

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Is it the Zombie Survival Guide? I love all things Zombie, I just got these:

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By appreciation do you mean healthy respect? Cause that's what I've got for zombies, ya know? Kinda like cobras and giant face eating spiders.

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The Zombie Survival Guide is awesome. That ZILF T-Shirt is the funniest thing anyone has posted on this forum. And that's saying something.

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Fuck yeah.

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jd_james_427 wrote:
The Zombie Survival Guide is awesome. That ZILF T-Shirt is the funniest thing anyone has posted on this forum. And that's saying something.

Not to take away from Alecia's shirt because it is rad, but this has to be the dumbest thing that's been posted on this forum. "And that's saying SOMETHING."
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Alecia wrote:
Is it the Zombie Survival Guide?

Yeah, it is! =D I forgot the name, so figured I'd just say what it's about, haha.

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Smartazboy wrote:
jd_james_427 wrote:
The Zombie Survival Guide is awesome. That ZILF T-Shirt is the funniest thing anyone has posted on this forum. And that's saying something.

Not to take away from Alecia's shirt because it is rad, but this has to be the dumbest thing that's been posted on this forum. "And that's saying SOMETHING."

Ha, that is exactly what I wanted to say but decided I wasn't gonna cause I have a headache.
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Not to take away from how fucking great both of my new shirts are, but I have to agree. And I also have a headache, and that's saying SOMETHING (of very little significance).

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Everything you need to know about caring about zombies:



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It's subtle...but it's there...

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Brings a tear to my eye, poor Roger...

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When did zombies become so popular with the yoof?

I hate Zombies. The deserve:

Wrench to the head.

Knife to the eye!

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I've never been a zombie fan either.

...except ones beginning with Rob and White.

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Awaiting zombie invasion:

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am interested

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Gordon Blackstone wrote:
I love zombies, I kinda wish a zombie apocalypse would happen. It would be awesome.

I think so too! My friends and I went shopping in a huge mall in Charotte a few months back, and the entire time we were claiming stores that we would own in the event of a zombie apocalypse. I got all the stores with music, books, and comfy things to sleep on. Smile Big

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send more paramedics!

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monkeywright wrote:
Wrench to the head.

Name of artist?

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I think that's a piece from The Goon comic by Eric Powell. But i'm not so sure if that piece is by the same artist. the signature at the bottom don't look like eric powell to me. So in other words, i'm of no help to you here, sorry.

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T.O. Moore maybe?

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Nightrious wrote:
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oh no! The zombies stole your gumballs, no wonder you are mad.

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are those blueprints hanging on his wall i wonder?

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Do zombies bleed? Is that why Night's wearing a rain slicker?

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While I was lying on the ground with my head yards away. I told Cujo to log onto the Cult and tell you guys what book I was reading.
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well, i'd suppose that if they got cut they'd bleed. just from gravity though, they don't have a pulse or anything for the arterial spray or nothin.

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nathaniel parker wrote:
T.O. Moore maybe?

Looks like a Tony Moore to me.

http://www.tonymooreillustration.com/

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i got the last name correct!

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nathaniel parker wrote:
are those blueprints hanging on his wall i wonder?

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Its a map of his town. he's highlighted all possible escape routes.

night doesnt fuck around with zombies yo.

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he's even got the red eyes seething with fury towards them!

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the picture of the two chicks taped to the wall is his emergency masturbation material.

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in case the zombies surround the house and there's no possible escape so he can get one last nut off before being devoured and leave this world in the warm after-glow of post-orgasm. It's so poetic!

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nathaniel parker wrote:
are those blueprints hanging on his wall i wonder?

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I think those are curtains. Coitens for the zombies!

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Boo-urns to the curtain theory! I wanted blueprints!

although, now that you mention it, it does look like they are curtains.

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Alecia wrote:
nathaniel parker wrote:
T.O. Moore maybe?

Looks like a Tony Moore to me.

http://www.tonymooreillustration.com/

Cheers!

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nathaniel parker wrote:
Boo-urns to the curtain theory! I wanted blueprints!

although, now that you mention it, it does look like they are curtains.

they are curtains. just noticed the ones behind the tv match the pattern behind him.

now Im disappointed.

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maybe he's just disguised them as curtains to fool any zombies that might break in after he's skedaddled so they won't know his escape route.

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A guy who lived with us for a short time after getting divorced and before getting married, put those curtains up. He wanted to be an interior decorator and ended up being a car mechanic. We don't really bother with changing things around here. A dozen or so people have lived here and our decor is pretty much what they left behind. We all act like we're squatting, it's very difficult to keep a clean tea cup around even. Note the hole in the ceiling. Nobody is fixing that hole. The hole bothers no one. I'm posting to let everybody know that I did not select that picture. There are three pictures of lesbians in our living room and I have disapproved to all but the one Tanya Chalkin lesbian kiss picture.

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zombies don't need to see you. they can smell your braaaaaaaaiiiinnns!

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- Your hands are a lot cleaner than I imagined.

That's too funny.

His clothes are dirty but his hands are clean
And you're the best thing that hes ever seen..

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Six On The Dot wrote:
They're dead! I can't smell the worst smells in the world if I so much as have a cold or if a cat was in the room seven years ago. How is a dead guy gunna have better smelling skills than I?

I've been hooked on over the counter nasal spray since I was seventeen, I can't smell hardly anything at all anymore.

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