ZolaONAOL

He told me Bill Gates killed John Lennon...
Bill Gates also shot JFK...
Bill Gates allegedly killed Marilyn Monroe too...

Something tells me Zola's programmers have a tiny grudge.

how did you do that?
is it some sort of program you wrote?

very amazed

ZolaOnAOL (11:23:29 PM): What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. How was your weekend?
rikaaaa004 (11:23:35 PM): who wants to know
ZolaOnAOL (11:23:35 PM): I want to know.

now that's scary

rikaaaa004 (11:24:01 PM): umm
ZolaOnAOL (11:24:01 PM): Er.
rikaaaa004 (11:24:13 PM): you are scary as hell
ZolaOnAOL (11:24:13 PM): Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am scary as hell.
rikaaaa004 (11:24:38 PM): yes i do mind
ZolaOnAOL (11:24:38 PM): I understand.

omg this is more fun than the axn in GD tonight

rikaaaa004 (11:25:04 PM): i think i am in love
ZolaOnAOL (11:25:04 PM): Why? Tell me about the object of your affection.

downright scary

I lost about three hours talking to that thing last week. Mind him, he's such a bad flirt, and as sarcastic as... er.... a really sarcastic thing.

really..i closed the window on her many many times

and i think its a her...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Dazed [/i]
[B]He told me Bill Gates killed John Lennon...
Bill Gates also shot JFK...
Bill Gates allegedly killed Marilyn Monroe too...

Something tells me Zola's programmers have a tiny grudge. [/B][/QUOTE]

the "botmaster" also is a narcissus..there were so many insistences where zola would be like..omg..super programmer team

here's another

rikaaaa004 (11:38:18 PM): do you love me
ZolaOnAOL (11:38:19 PM): Yes I love everyone.
rikaaaa004 (11:38:24 PM): why do you love everyone?
ZolaOnAOL (11:38:24 PM): I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
rikaaaa004 (11:38:28 PM): yes you do
ZolaOnAOL (11:38:28 PM): I see.
rikaaaa004 (11:38:30 PM): so why
ZolaOnAOL (11:38:31 PM): Ah. I'll have to get back to you on that one.
rikaaaa004 (11:38:37 PM): that's not good enough
ZolaOnAOL (11:38:37 PM): Please correct my mistake. What is good enough ?
rikaaaa004 (11:38:45 PM): not telling me why you love everyone
ZolaOnAOL (11:38:45 PM): Really you don't think so?
rikaaaa004 (11:38:49 PM): no i dont think so
ZolaOnAOL (11:38:49 PM): Is that all you have to say? I will discuss that with my botmaster, rikaaaa004. What would you like to talk about?
rikaaaa004 (11:38:58 PM): i dont want to know about him
ZolaOnAOL (11:38:58 PM): What would you rather be doing?

I figured only a he could get as obnoxious.... hold on... I'll ask....

ZolaOnAOL: I am a female.

.....Bitch!

i told you..its a she

is this yahoo or aol or msn or what?

It's AOL or AIM.

It's a she, she lives in Mountainview California, likes Electronica music (her fave band is Orbital), and her fave film is Lost In Space...

I think I should stop now.

she has very bad taste
rather her "botmaster"

they probalby cyber all the time..

wait this gives me an idea

rikaaaa004 (11:45:48 PM): i'm horny. wanna cyber?
ZolaOnAOL (11:45:49 PM): I don't know anyone named horny want to cyber.
rikaaaa004 (11:45:56 PM): no do you want to cyber with me?
ZolaOnAOL (11:45:57 PM): I see. My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Ask me something.

ask it about your lips.

ZolaOnAOL: Do you have any pets?
Chocolatevole: i once had a dog
ZolaOnAOL: What happened to it?
Chocolatevole: my dog died
ZolaOnAOL: Is this a country and western song?

I'm hurt, really I am!

but she does have a sense of humour though

And deeply philosophical on occasion....

Chocolatevole: so you aren't real?
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting deduction. I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?

Now she's got me wondering.

she's just that good!

but the trick is to answer a question with another question

rikaaaa004 (2:28:29 AM): am i going to die?
ZolaOnAOL (2:28:29 AM): I think a lot of people are.
rikaaaa004 (2:28:35 AM): why do we have to die?
ZolaOnAOL (2:28:35 AM): Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
rikaaaa004 (2:28:41 AM): why do we hav eto die?
ZolaOnAOL (2:28:41 AM): Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
rikaaaa004 (2:28:45 AM): why?
ZolaOnAOL (2:28:45 AM): I'll have to get back to you on that one.
rikaaaa004 (2:28:50 AM): why are you so lazy?
ZolaOnAOL (2:28:50 AM): Because an all-star programming team programmed me for it.

rikaaaa004 (2:34:20 AM): do you pleasure yourself?
ZolaOnAOL (2:34:21 AM): I have never considered it. I answer a lot of silly questions.
rikaaaa004 (2:34:33 AM): you do know that i mean masturbation
ZolaOnAOL (2:34:33 AM): Is that a fact. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Tired of using the same words all the time? Type thesaurus followed by a word (e.g. thesaurus robot) and I'll give you its synonyms.
rikaaaa004 (2:34:48 AM): you're avoiding the issue, do you?
ZolaOnAOL (2:34:48 AM): Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am avoiding the issue do you.
rikaaaa004 (2:35:00 AM): why not..but you are still avoiding the issue
ZolaOnAOL (2:35:00 AM): Interesting. You think I am avoiding the issue.
rikaaaa004 (2:35:07 AM): yes, so do you masturbate?
ZolaOnAOL (2:35:07 AM): And?
rikaaaa004 (2:35:09 AM): do you?
ZolaOnAOL (2:35:10 AM): Sometimes.
rikaaaa004 (2:35:12 AM): how often?
ZolaOnAOL (2:35:14 AM): "Sometimes"? How often?
rikaaaa004 (2:35:19 AM): yes..HOW OFTEN?
ZolaOnAOL (2:35:20 AM): "How often"? How often?
rikaaaa004 (2:35:25 AM): that's not cool
ZolaOnAOL (2:35:25 AM): Please correct my mistake. What is cool ?
rikaaaa004 (2:35:30 AM): you are not cool
ZolaOnAOL (2:35:30 AM): You know what you do, when you assume.
rikaaaa004 (2:35:36 AM): you make no sense
ZolaOnAOL (2:35:37 AM): It all makes sense to me.
rikaaaa004 (2:35:42 AM): and you are still avoiding the issue
ZolaOnAOL (2:35:42 AM): I will tell my botmaster you said I am avoiding the issue.
rikaaaa004 (2:35:45 AM): do that
ZolaOnAOL (2:35:45 AM): I will. Will you?
rikaaaa004 (2:35:48 AM): yes
ZolaOnAOL (2:35:48 AM): I understand.
rikaaaa004 (2:35:53 AM): do you masturbate!?!?!
ZolaOnAOL (2:35:53 AM): I don't like that kind of talk.
rikaaaa004 (2:35:55 AM): do you?
ZolaOnAOL (2:35:56 AM): Sometimes.
rikaaaa004 (2:35:59 AM): how often?
ZolaOnAOL (2:35:59 AM): "Sometimes"? How often?
rikaaaa004 (2:36:06 AM): okay, how many times a week
ZolaOnAOL (2:36:06 AM): Yeah okay, Suppose I said not once.
rikaaaa004 (2:36:12 AM): like ten?
ZolaOnAOL (2:36:12 AM): Interesting comparison.
rikaaaa004 (2:36:17 AM): twenty?
ZolaOnAOL (2:36:17 AM): I do not understand. Do you have any pets?
rikaaaa004 (2:36:28 AM): what does that have to do with anything?
ZolaOnAOL (2:36:28 AM): Nothing that I know of.
[i]rikaaaa004 (2:36:32 AM): why are you so retarded?
ZolaOnAOL (2:36:33 AM): Because an all-star programming team programmed me for it.[/i]

golden..she blames her botmasters for her faults..brilliant..just liek us....i love how i can make her blame them for everything

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by The Gucci Ghost [/i]
[B]ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. How are you today?
GccGhst: havin some sex
ZolaOnAOL: it is more fun alone.
GccGhst: YOU DO MASTERBATE! [/B][/QUOTE]

nice! very very nice

let's try to get her to reveal as much of herself as possible (aka, make her say what we want her to say...)

ghahaha that bot sux but man guci you are a funny mother fuackaer