Z.O.C.K.

hey sonck whats with all the shootings in sydney? it's like frikken la with all the executions and the crime and the helicopters with spotlights looking for street racers, I mean, the fuck?

what shootings? tell me. in cabramatta?

yes, like cabramatta. There's been like a killing every two days. I'd start packing heat if I was you dude. I hear suspicious lumps around your waist are totally in this summer

Heh. Miss Kittin yo. Rad.

Sure I'm in. We need a team avatar and more people, though.

Matmos - Zock is sexy, and I desperately want to street fight someone with that playing in the background.

Do you guys get much street crime where you live? Do you do the inflicting or are you the victims?

i am the master chef!

i guess people in australia get excited about shootings , which proves the theory that america is really violent

It never hurts to know whats happening in the neighbourhood...

...or to highjack a rival gang's thread for that matter

so why all the killings loki?

*shrugs* I don't know! I'm not their mother!

america isn't more or less violent than anywhere else in the world. fact is, we're just better shots.

well maybe if they had a good mother figure they wouldnt be out killing people

we kill people because we can not because mamma said we shouldn't.

did your mother tell you that?

Wesley Zock- fearless anti-leader
Disx- explosives guy?
Framstedt- chef

we need one more... and the avatars will be in the mail tonite

i killed my mother eight years ago

Loki apparently disbanded our gang because of this ocular lunacy. Thank you very much, dammit. YOU MADE ME LOSE MY GANG.

as you should have your like norman bates

i get a new avatar - a condom with a chef hat?

Meet me in the lounge for a cognac, dear

I DON'T WANT A COGNAC. I WANT PILLS AND DOUGHNUT CAKE.

Well you'll need something to wash down those pills and cake right?

I don't think pills and cognac sounds like a really good idea, frankly. But whatever. I'm a big girl now.

I wanna join a gang! *flashes shitty gang signs while bumpin' to his casette player and toggling hydrolics in his Ford Escort*

-Bohonkie

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by framstedt [/i]
[B]i get a new avatar - a condom with a chef hat? [/B][/QUOTE]

exactly.

ok, new potential scum ( recruits ) what are you credentials?

Ohhhh, I'm bad. You don't even wanna know half the shit I've done.

Like my girlfriend. I gave her Herpes. Bitch please.

-Bohonkie

only herpes?

I hope.

-Bohonkie

A B or C level?

how 'bout the Clap ?

fuck that how about something terminal

Fine. I gave her cancer too. ZOCK fo' life.

-Bohonkie

better

dont jump the gun son, youre not quite ZOCK material yet.

do you possess a sly wit? that owes to the presence of Lancaster?

*does a little dance in anticipation of new avatar

does he need a little kerchief? maybe a gerber-min magnum? for cutting the limes?

you might need to link me up with the source of your condom aviators, for reference.

Haha, I'm offended that you would even question my humor. My wit...it's as sharp as....as....um....a sharp....no.....make that a very sharp object. Yeah. Now where's my new avatar

-Bohonkie

you aint in yet, bwoy

you say the word, my man, and i will give you the source!

Whats involved in my initiation?

-Bohonkie

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by framstedt [/i]
[B]you say the word, my man, and i will give you the source! [/B][/QUOTE]

PM the urls jackeroo.

What about my url's.....*cries*

I mean, what about my url's bitch.

-Bohonkie

*slaps bohonkie

Ouch.

-Bohonkie

damn right

*gives phytoplankton a people's elbow*

Can you smell what Bohonkie's cookin'?

-Bohonkie

you just had to bring up wrestling, i hate that shit

id invite Brock to be our #4 Framstedt, but i dont think he would be interested

Fuck this gang. I never wanted to be in it anyway, bitches.

*curls up in the fetal position and weeps*

-Bohonkie