Zaki
as you know, i am the Early Edition guy. i get tomorrow's birthdays today. in this case, id like to share with you, the birthday of our favourite Franck in Cincinnati, [URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=7]Monsieur Zaki[/URL]. Wish him well, or else 
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
lol, why 70th Smokey Pipe Explosive guy?
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
BECAUSE I'M TAKING 80TH THERE, LITTLE ELIAN!
HAPPY 80TH BIRTHDAY TO YOU, ZAKI-SAN!
YEAY!!!
Uhh...happy b-day, Zaki.
I don't know much about you but I remember your name is really cool. And Willtupper likes you so you are cool in my book *does a thumbs up*
There is hope, but not for us.
lol I turn 20 damnit.
/me eats breakfast 
happy bday...
hopefully your bday wasnt as depression as mine. mine always fall on exams/midterms/due dates. always a very depressing time
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my goddamn 21st birthday fell exactly one week before i took the biggest freakin' test of my life, so depressing is an understatement when speaking about my b-day '03
Ever forget your birthday. The last two years it went by and I didn't remember until a few days afterward. Makes you realize you have no friends. Oh well, maybe not such a bad thing, missing the birfday I mean. Like you never grow older. In fact I often reply 26 without realizing it when asked my age, and when they card me at the licquor store, they try to trick me by asking my birth date and sometimes I mess that up too. Anyone else have a driver's license pic that looks nothing like them? I think sometimes they switched mine with someone else's and screwed up the name...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
ummm...that's kinda sad, brock.
anyway, yes, my license picture looks nothing like i actually look now. i had this long, crazy hair when i took the pic...it was all frizzy n shit, and just generally out of control. and i look pissed off, which i probably was. no matter, they always think i'm not legal anyway, so the bad picture just further incites them to harass me about my actual age. i always have to sign the waiver, never fails.
p.s. happy birthday, zaki 
moe., is that moe from the simpson's on crack, or what?
zaki, dude, we don't chat often or at all even, but happy birthday to you indeed.
yeah, it's pretty funny, huh fram? tuffy did it for me 
it's excellent. *one hand clapping in a tibetan coffee house while the other stirs a thick syrupy turkish blend*
It's good but it's like.. out of focus-y or something..
"anyway, yes, my license picture looks nothing like i actually look now. i had this long, crazy hair when i took the pic...it was all frizzy n shit, and just generally out of control. and i look pissed off, which i probably was."
Hrm. You know, that could pretty much sum up my DL photo, too. Is that a bad thing?
Actually, my DL from when I was 17 looks almost exactly like me now, but my 18 one looks nothing like me.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by moe.ron [/i]
[B]ummm...that's kinda sad, brock. [/B][/QUOTE]
I agree, although my reasons for doing so don't include trying to make me feel bad... you see, I am not out to censor myself or my experiences in order to be "cool". I just tell it like it is. If that makes me sad, so be it. This is not a problem for me. It is interesting however how from someone who once found me somewhat interesting, you now are looking for any chance to insult me. It's sort of endearing even.
I just remembered because I still have your old personal message from months back. Funny stuff in comparison to now. Life evolves however, as do we all..
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
listen, fucktard, i meant it was SAD, as in, an UNHAPPY kind of way. because you said something like forgetting your own birthday makes you realize you don't have friends. that makes me unhappy, or SAD to think that people don't have friends or family to help them celebrate their birthday.
and how am i going out of my way to insult you???? i haven't insulted you once, yet, but whatever, let's just misinterpret everything someone says ON THE INTERNET as an insult, rather than seeking clarification.
and i did, and still do, find you to be interesting. but there's nothing interesting about looking for a fight at every turn.
So I was right... you are out-of-sorts a bit today. I've noticed this around the forum. I think someone even mentioned a full moon at one point. I hope all is well, no need to bite off someone's head for no reason, my dear. Perhaps a nappy-poo?
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
no brock, i need a hug. and a shoulder to cry on, because i'm so misunderstood.
here's a shoulder, moe. cry away.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by moe.ron [/i]
[B]no brock, i need a hug. and a shoulder to cry on, because i'm so misunderstood. [/B][/QUOTE]
Aren't we all... such is the nature of the discussion board beast. Letters and phrases and personalities and thoughts and ideas, etc... all devoid of the oh-so-subtle intricacies of human facial expression and flesh-and-bone solidarity. If I had a a dollar for everytime I've been misunderstood, well... I'd probably have a stack of dollars...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
There is an avantage to talking on the board as well. You get the effects of being able to reread and edit the things you say, as well as being able to utilitize comic spacing, spelling, etc.
There is hope, but not for us.
Hoo-rah.
There is hope, but not for us.
sheesh, you guys even go off topic on my bday, hahaha...
It's your birthday?
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
That was the point of the thread. So....happy birthday, Zaki! You are the shiznatch! And all that!
There is hope, but not for us.
Of course it was... my appy-polly-logies to the birthday boy... to make it up to you zaki, I will go this evening... on your behalf of course... to BabyDolls strip club, where I will order you a drink or many, and get as many table dances for you as I... I mean, you desire... I owe you that much in this regard, so enjoy myself... YOURself this evening, and I even though I will be hating every excrutiating moment surrounded by fully nude women with incredible bodies, and the very thought of drinking alcoholic beverages as folly makes me shudder... i will force myself to go through with it, as I want this to be your best birthday ever... 
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
wait, who's birthday is it?
I CAN'T STOP MOVING LEFT!!!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*thud*
that kid in the hat looks like he sports a beard
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
Nuh uh.
look, it turned into red illiterate.
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_


HAAAAAPPPIIEEEEE 70th BIRTHDAY!
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