Yuletide is near and this is the December picture place

I like how you're almost striking the same pose as Sailor Moon.
Reminds me of a friend who once took a picture of herself drinking a martini while wearing a t-shirt that had a picture of Marilyn Monroe drinking a martini, who was wearing a t-shirt with a picture of Marilyn Monroe drinking a martini, who was wearing a t-shirt with a picture of Marilyn Monroe drinking a martini, and wearing god knows what because I didn't look at it all THAT carefully, come on.

First I thought you meant this pose and was like 'no I'm NOT almost striking the same pose'. Silly me.
This is such a great picture thread!! I've missed you guys so much while I've been sick. I just couldn't hardly do anything, except lay around, drink lots, I was so thirsty and eat lots of different soups for every meal. Canned and homemade. It was a total soup fest.
Jaz, a couple years back we did all green for our tree. I think we stayed with that for 3 years. My husband came up with it and I wasn't so sure about it, but whenever we were done doing the tree... I LOVED IT!
Pepper your tree looks really pretty and I've always loved a tree that has all the colors. That is what I do, when we don't try to do a theme.
I love your lights Alecia! We actually put lights up this year. We have the two giant pine trees in the front yard that my husban dug out of our woods and planted when we moved in. Theya are 24 years old and really big and tall. We would have to rent one of those GLG lifts to put the lights on and probably just leave them on year round. Anyhow, we didn't do those, but on the other side of the driveway, we have 4 young pine trees and we did those. My sister Inlaw gave me some of those old school, big bulb lights and we used those on the trees.
Everyone else's trees and decorations look so good. I'm really in the spirit, like Jaz said and I'm noticing lots of people are this year. I think we all have NEEDED this holiday this year. 
Whatever Whore!
Soup Festivus for the rest of us!!
Glad you are back and feeling better 
Want pics of that beautifully lit Christmas pine in the front yard!
I love you.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I swear to god this duck was blocking traffic and I had to call the cops on her. She was wondering back and forth accross the street. I got out of my car and kept getting her into the grass and bushes on the one side but then she would want to go to the other. Dispathed laughted and me and sent an officer.

As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Lot of good that will do. Everyone knows the ducks are in with the cops.
I just didnt want the duck to get hurt. I was really worried and had someone honk and me so I just stood and yelled while pointing "DUCK"
I have gotten out of my car to help frogs, mice, and geese get out of the road too...I like animals.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Don't forget the turtles. I'll break for a turtle.
Why did the spotted duck cross the road??...
Put it on my bill?
Got any nails?
Um... Those are the only duck-oriented punch-lines I know.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I have gotten out of my car to help frogs, mice, and geese get out of the road too...I like animals.
Now to blow your mind.... there was no Duck, it wasn't real. It was simply a figment of your imagination. Then a cut back a few scenes shows you walking in the middle of the street yelling "DUCK" at random strangers and pointing to the ground.... Did anyone else interact with the duck? lol
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
See I thought that atfirst too. But there was a girl who also got out of her car. And a group of kids on bikes taking pictures.
Unless my ehad is that far gone which I wouldnt doubt.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
The duck wanted out, Norm. Leave it be.
I call him Norm too! But in my head.
I do it like they do on Cheers when Norm enters the bar.
"NORRRMM!!"
In nine voices at once.
Phonetically, I pronounce it as "NO-arm".
This is why we can't have nice things.
The strange things I do for animals.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I Drink to You!
and to all that other stuff too
*shudder*
This is why we can't have nice things.
Deck the halls with boughs of holly fa la la la la...
This is what Santa will bring me this year.

jumper and t-shirts (it says Look only once boy on the second one)

fine bone china mug, decorations for my tiny tree, lots of tea and a book (The Trilogy of Culture). The bookstory guy said it was an excellent choice, I knew it was, but said thanks anyway

these earrings! (rose-shaped cameo omg)
and another book I forgot to take a picture of because I bought it earlier this week, Oscar et la Dame Rose by Eric Emanuel Schmitt
And these are the gifts for my friends

We're meeting on the 26th with gifts, tea and awesome food. Okay, maybe some honey rum, as well.
Yo! Yo! Yo! Gettin' mah Bake on, yo!
Gingerbread homies all up in ma grill!
Peanutbutter Pecan SandieZ Represent!
Chocolate Chip is in tha Tollhouse, yo.
Chrizzmas Cookies In Effect.
Pictures to follow.
...
Daiquiris be rollin'.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Gingerbread homies all up in ma grill!
Peanutbutter Pecan SandieZ Represent!
Chocolate Chip is in tha Tollhouse, yo.
Chrizzmas Cookies In Effect.
Pictures to follow.
...
Daiquiris be rollin'.
I now have the munchies and urge to listen to some old school gangsta rap
Bought myself a new shirt and it wasn't black!

also, dirty mirror...
also ALSO: this was delicious:

very nice!
Pretty shirt! Put a big ol' bib on, when you dig into that pint.
oh lady, it's already gone 
That is a really lovely shirt Kit.
I think Tuffy ate all the cookies and forgot to take pictures.
Here are pictures of Liliauna and me from the other evening.
They are blurry and most of you likely already saw them on facebook but, whatevs, thay is awesomes, so theres.







She's so cute!! Nice work, Amber 
Those pictures are adorable. Love the shirt kit and I really want some ice cream or a milkshake and still haven't gotten either 
I did get another crazy hat though

My friend's lil sister got it for me for Christmas.
Oh, you should wear that all the time!
I love those photos, Amber. I so hope I have a great relationship with Lucy when she's older, like you do with Lily.
Awesome hat, Jaz! I think you should wear undies on the outside of your pants and wear that hat and take another photo. 
Oh, and a cape of course!
I love this picture thread.
Hahaha if I had the matching utility belt I would wear it all the time lol
Cute picture! Love everything about it. That camera looks complex. That's cool that you use the old school camera, instead of a phone (like most of us do).
I've been meaning to post this for a while now but I received my Bradley Sands book


Thanks for the advice Bradley. This book is also going with me to Hawaii.
Oh, you're going to love it. Mine had mustaches all around it because the mustaches were attacking the title page. And there was a side-burn, but that wasn't doing anything.
that cover illustration is rad
I need to pick that one up--The other day, I was just talking about Rico Slade with my brother (and it's been over a year since I read it).
Christmas party pictures have surfaced...

Every year i tell the new people DON'T DANCE at the holiday party but every year they don't listen and this happens:

Say what you want about "just having fun" or whatever but you don't want to be that woman. Trust me.
Oh, She's dancing. I thought... nevermind.
That's why I skip work parties.
Check out Big S with the ladiez.
The guy in the baseball cap is enjoying himself at least.
Well, some people dance and it's not bad. There was this super cute nerdy girl in a business skirt dancing like crazy and she made it look good. But generally it's not a good idea to bump and grind out there.
Oh man. I'd be one of the idiots dancing and then dismaying over the surfaced pictures a week later.













That necklace is lovely.