Your WTF? moment of the day.

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Sun, 10/11/2009 - 20:41
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hahahahahahaa. once it's quoted it stays. but yeah, startng shit sucks. you were just being a mother lion. understandable i think.

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Sun, 10/11/2009 - 21:07
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BUSTEEEEEEEEEDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sun, 10/11/2009 - 21:10
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Look, man. If you weren't specifically referring to my children, but to children in general, then I owe you an apology. If you were referring to my kids, then the comment stands.

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Sun, 10/11/2009 - 21:18
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reminds me of Ritt.

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Sun, 10/11/2009 - 21:20
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A good deal of this page is pretty WTFey, I must say.

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Sun, 10/11/2009 - 21:28
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red wrote:
My mom took me to the doctor on Thursday,it was a bad day full of bad news. after the doctor appointment she dropped me off at home, in the car said she hated to leave me alone and she wished she did not have to go back to work.today I was checking my e-mail and one of my moms friends/co workers sent me a letter where she casually mentioned that my mom had been given the rest of the day and Friday off because her boss had seen how important it was that my mom be there for me.....my mom went to the movies,she did not come to be with me.
WTF?

What?! What a bitch. Did you talk to her about it?

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Sun, 10/11/2009 - 21:31
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Ritt wrote:
A good deal of this page is pretty WTFey, I must say.

but seriously, i kind of like it when mMum's get heaps heavy about their kids. it's nice.

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Sun, 10/11/2009 - 21:48
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Ritt wrote:
I'm still sad about this time at the laundromat like two years ago, where this spider was crawling around on the floor, probably trying to figure out how to get away from all the scary human beings, and this little dipshit child very gradually descended a chair leg upon it. It was a plump little thing and just wigshed liquid matter in every direction but it wasn't even doing anything to anyone and nobody even picked it up. It just laid there matted splatted in the middle of everyone's disgusting undergarments and space usage.

So you didn't pick it up either?
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Sun, 10/11/2009 - 21:57
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hey man, all it takes is one bite, and next thing you know, you're crashing cars so you can go back and save your mom from being raped by you.

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Sun, 10/11/2009 - 22:00
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http://home.att.net/~crinaustin/Snake2.htm

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Sun, 10/11/2009 - 23:46
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nathaniel parker wrote:
Ritt wrote:
I'm still sad about this time at the laundromat like two years ago, where this spider was crawling around on the floor, probably trying to figure out how to get away from all the scary human beings, and this little dipshit child very gradually descended a chair leg upon it. It was a plump little thing and just wigshed liquid matter in every direction but it wasn't even doing anything to anyone and nobody even picked it up. It just laid there matted splatted in the middle of everyone's disgusting undergarments and space usage.

So you didn't pick it up either?

I knew you'd be the noble one to ask, and I'm not telling. What do you think became of it? Does it even matter at that point? Humanity's a fucked up thing of a thing, man.

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Mon, 10/12/2009 - 02:25
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I don't care how innocent spiders are. If one is near me, it's gonna die.

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Mon, 10/12/2009 - 11:44
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red wrote:
My mom took me to the doctor on Thursday,it was a bad day full of bad news. after the doctor appointment she dropped me off at home, in the car said she hated to leave me alone and she wished she did not have to go back to work.today I was checking my e-mail and one of my moms friends/co workers sent me a letter where she casually mentioned that my mom had been given the rest of the day and Friday off because her boss had seen how important it was that my mom be there for me.....my mom went to the movies,she did not come to be with me.
WTF?

Aw I'm really sorry Aly, did you two talk about it?

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Mon, 10/12/2009 - 11:55
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Mon, 10/12/2009 - 17:29
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red wrote:
My mom took me to the doctor on Thursday,it was a bad day full of bad news. after the doctor appointment she dropped me off at home, in the car said she hated to leave me alone and she wished she did not have to go back to work.today I was checking my e-mail and one of my moms friends/co workers sent me a letter where she casually mentioned that my mom had been given the rest of the day and Friday off because her boss had seen how important it was that my mom be there for me.....my mom went to the movies,she did not come to be with me.
WTF?

Aw I'm really sorry Aly, did you two talk about it?


There is no such thing as talking to her and I just don't feel up to fighting with her she has the upper hand because I need her help right now, she will punish me for needing her.Yes Jane, she is a big time bitch! it is my constant mission to be nothing like her:)
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Mon, 10/12/2009 - 22:25
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wow.

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Mon, 10/12/2009 - 22:28
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Mon, 10/12/2009 - 22:30
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isn't that just.....wierd??

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