Your Tyler Durden
If you had to guess which Cult member was not an actual person, but was a schizophrenic alter-ego for you, who would it be?
In other words, assuming we're all schizo....who's YOUR Tyler Durden.
(Apologies to those who think this thread should be in the FC section)
"Do you have 846 pounds of zinc? I don't!" -- The Laz.
"I was almost Six On Tha Dot. What a mistake that would have been." -- Six On The Dot
this is the worst thread I have seen thus far.
shame on you and your family.
Lights out bitch, it's cuddle time.
okay.....
anyone else?
"Do you have 846 pounds of zinc? I don't!" -- The Laz.
"I was almost Six On Tha Dot. What a mistake that would have been." -- Six On The Dot
My imaginary friend is above posting on forums.
rohan..you're back
i sort of see you and wes as inseparable siblings...
i think i am just dellusional...
its late..i can do whatever i want
yes that's my excuse for everything
its late....i can be intellectually lazy
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thanks for the attempt rohan. i appreciate it, nonetheless
"Do you have 846 pounds of zinc? I don't!" -- The Laz.
"I was almost Six On Tha Dot. What a mistake that would have been." -- Six On The Dot
Wes and I are almost polar opposites 
So in that sense, sure, we're like siblings.
yes that whole polar opposite things..makes you his tyler and him your tyler
aheffel..i made the attempt..by analyzing others..
i really cant say about myself
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I guess it might, yeah...
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Rohan [/i]
[B]Wes and I are almost polar opposites So in that sense, sure, we're like siblings. [/B][/QUOTE]
haha, nice take Rohan.
so, am i the older brother that beats you up?
or the spoilt younger one?
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
thanks for the attempt Oragami....that's really all I ask.
"Do you have 846 pounds of zinc? I don't!" -- The Laz.
"I was almost Six On Tha Dot. What a mistake that would have been." -- Six On The Dot
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wesley Sonck [/i]
[B]haha, nice take Rohan.
so, am i the older brother that beats you up?
or the spoilt younger one? [/B][/QUOTE]
You're the older brother who embraces his youth, and I'm younger but more mature-seeming & disgruntled one.
in a mock 'gangsta' voice:
'iz you saying i aint mature muthafucka?'
well, are ya?
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
No, you 'embrace your youth', by which I mean you enjoy life
Sortof.
thats an interesting observation, though im not sure its entirely accurate.
please, elaborate.
ps. why are you enjoying your life?
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
Actually, I said [i]you[/i] were enjoying life
You're into the whole sex-drugs-rock'n'roll thing, hence the 'embracing your youth' statement.
stop that...i'm lonely...
and i am NOT the only child
my sisters are old....and decade apart..so we dont...connect
*feels really sad..and crawls to bed
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rohan and wes came in together and left together..
i'm so serious..they're the same person!
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mine is brock. i sometimes must admit that i WANT to find something to argue with him, but can't, and really am afraid to, but he's a good challenge and intellectually getting my ass stomped is something that i believe a good alter ego should do... if i have one anyway... then brock and myself would throw down. fight! scrap! then have a brewsky. 
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by origamiLips [/i]
[B]rohan and wes came in together and left together..
i'm so serious..they're the same person! [/B][/QUOTE]
Or we could just hmm.... let me see... be in the same time zone and both knock off work at the same time? 
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Rohan [/i]
[B]Actually, I said [i]you[/i] were enjoying life
You're into the whole sex-drugs-rock'n'roll thing, hence the 'embracing your youth' statement. [/B][/QUOTE]
oops, typo- i just saw that.
i meant, why [b]arent[/b] you enjoying your life?
and re: my lifestyle, its not all that great.
think American Beauty- if you project an image of success at all times... you are.
yknow, perception is reality. even if its not.
u dig cabron?
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
unfortunately I can't imagine my alter ego. what are the guidelines again? Thinking alike? Opposite interests? Meh?
Do/say stuff you wouldn't. You're already a Tyler. Who would be your Jack?
God, I don't know... I'm very fond of a lot of you....urm
but not of moi, word has it.
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
says who?
Ooh thats a hard one.. to find out what sort of person my jack would be, I'd have to find out what sort of tyler I am..
Which comes back to the one thing I learned during my decade of forced religion, 'there's 3 'yous'. The person you think you are, the person other people think you are, and who you really are'
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by SnowWhite [/i]
[B]says who? [/B][/QUOTE]
i think youre set to ignore me on Yahoo IM all the time
i try to talk to you, like we used to once--- and now, nothing- for McAges and ages.
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
ps. Rohan is the cool version of me.
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
Really? If it's any constellation, I haven't seen you for AGES on there... :s Honestly, it was nothing personal...
I have someone on block called Dennis, and that's it... You're not called Dennis, or are you?
I'm sure it's a great constellation to him.
Sorry, couldn't resist.
There is hope, but not for us.
Eponymous is my twin.
My alter-ego? Probably that asshole disx.
[CENTER]a million bucks[/CENTER]
heh. Ouch. 'You're tearing me apart!'
Yeah, AC is my Jack. But he's becoming his own Tyler.
rita is always right FOOL
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by The Gucci Ghost [/i]
[B]rita was right about mine, i hate to fucking say... [/B][/QUOTE]
dude you don't even like gang of four.
dude ..this is creepy
i'm starting to think you're the same person...hence tyler/jack
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by The Gucci Ghost [/i]
[B]cause they are faggy you fag [/B][/QUOTE]
you listen to coldplay duder, obviously you've got no qualms about foggotry in your music.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by SnowWhite [/i]
[B]I have someone on block called Dennis, and that's it... You're not called Dennis, or are you? [/B][/QUOTE]
no, im axel_iordan
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
[img]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=3742&dateline=1059626754[/img]: I'm ashamed.
[img]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=146&dateline=1059608757[/img]: Why for?
[img]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=3742&dateline=1059626754[/img]: 'Cause my penis is tiny.
[img]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=146&dateline=1059608757[/img]: HAHAHA, I [i]knew[/i] it. I could tell by the way you're dancing. TINY PENIS!
[img]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=3742&dateline=1059626754[/img]: Uh...do you like the Munkies?!
[img]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=471&dateline=1054050981[/img]: Don't change the subject.
[img]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=2168&dateline=1059420459[/img]: Holy shit...
[img]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=3742&dateline=1059626754[/img]: What?
[img]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=2168&dateline=1059420459[/img]: It's...
[img]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=146&dateline=1059608757[/img]: That guy's naked! I bet [i]he[/i] has a TINY PENIS, TOO!!!!!
(everyone dies)
(except kl0p, 'cause he's already dead)
[CENTER]a million bucks[/CENTER]
It's crazy, I sometimes think that my best friend is some schizophrenic manifestation of mine, but then I realize the physical impossibilites. I prefer to think that we're just telepathically linked.
Mother Superior: "Would sir care for a starter? Some garlic bread perhaps?"
Renton: "No, thank you. I'll proceed directly to the intravenous injection of hard drugs, please."
There's just never enough room for all the quotes that seem necessary.
This may seem odd, because we're not the same sex. But I think Jane S. is mine. We think a lot alike, but not too much alike, and she seems to say things I wanted to say quite often.
"Do you have 846 pounds of zinc? I don't!" -- The Laz.
"I was almost Six On Tha Dot. What a mistake that would have been." -- Six On The Dot