Your technique/going in for the kill.

[QUOTE=Fino35]I hope you werent talking about me.

To hell with your devil's candy! How about some steaks?[/QUOTE]
She's a vegematarian. I know, what a loss... The lack of protein makes her suck at baseketball.

That's why I said it.

I know.

umm... I knew that you knew.

HA!

When I go to parties, losers hit on me and that doesnt count. They say shit like, "hey, you look so familiar, i bet we'd get along real good"

like on memorial weekend.. ..this guys chumming it up with me because he asked someon who picked out the Cd that was in.. ..mentions he likes the band, mentions i look familiar, asks me my name.....fuck, we went to High School together and he mentions seeing a video of me when I played drums in a band at Peabodies DownUnder.
I got the same compliment I got in High School when people saw it, "you have the sexiest stomach"
Guys will be Guys though, and I guess while Im sitting on one end thinking how it should be the fact that im a good drummer that gets me the guys, instead it's my 'sexy stomach'
Like Im complaining though.
yeah, well... ...maybe a lil'.

I have SUCH a hard time with cold walk ups. Really what I do is walk up and say hi. The problem I've been having recently is that I don't really have a good wingman. One to jump on the grenade as it were. So when I go up to approach someone, it's me, approaching 2 or more women. Then it's who's interested in me vs who am I interested in... all that jazz. I hate it.

some pussy smells alot like sweaty belly button. So does your breath REALLY smell like my belly buttom after a nice long wrestle tournament?

[QUOTE=NightMonkie]some pussy smells alot like sweaty belly button. So does your breath REALLY smell like my belly buttom after a nice long wrestle tournament?[/QUOTE]
If anyone laughed at this, please let me know so that I can add you to my ignore list.

I'm gonna go out tonite and when i get home I'll post all the phone #s I get just from being myself.

[QUOTE=vaginabreath]I have SUCH a hard time with cold walk ups. Really what I do is walk up and say hi. The problem I've been having recently is that I don't really have a good wingman. One to jump on the grenade as it were. So when I go up to approach someone, it's me, approaching 2 or more women. Then it's who's interested in me vs who am I interested in... all that jazz. I hate it.[/QUOTE]

The vagina on the breath could be a turn off to some chicks. Better take a tic tac.

[QUOTE=Fino35]To hell with your devil's candy! How about some steaks?[/QUOTE]

And to hell with your devil meat! Make it salmon steaks, though, and you've got a deal.

[QUOTE=Nightrious]She's a vegematarian. I know, what a loss... The lack of protein makes her suck at baseketball.[/QUOTE]

Why Nighty, I didn't know you even noticed such a thing. But with your spewage of jibba-jabba, I can tell Brock is your mentor. I get plenty o' protein...at least enough to whomp your ass in a game of Horse. I'm a sharp shooter.

Have fun tonight, morey!

I think that it's hard for a guy to go out of his way to talk to a stranger, so I'm going to hear them out I mean, yeah those lines get annoying because you hear them all the time (and believe me, it's a trillion times more annoying when the guy saying them is older than your father), but you could always turn the tables and use a line yourself so that it eases the stress of them having to think something up/feel like dumbfucks because you do something rude like laugh in their face. Try giving the classic "come here" motion with your finger and then say "If I can make you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with my whole hand." I mean I'm assuming you're not talking about some lasting relationship because it's a bar scene and all... Some people will just see you at a bar and assume you're there for one reason, I'm not saying that's true (I go to the bar from time to time, I know that's not the only reason, and I've met all sorts of promising characters that have invited me to snort Coke and have mentioned having wet dreams about me and all sorts of crazy shit, but heyyy, I'm in a friggin bar, it's not like it's a grand shocker).

[QUOTE=MinVeg]I think that it's hard for a guy to go out of his way to talk to a stranger, so I'm going to hear them out I mean, yeah those lines get annoying because you hear them all the time (and believe me, it's a trillion times more annoying when the guy saying them is older than your father), but you could always turn the tables and use a line yourself so that it eases the stress of them having to think something up/feel like dumbfucks because you do something rude like laugh in their face. Try giving the classic "come here" motion with your finger and then say "If I can make you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with my whole hand." I mean I'm assuming you're not talking about some lasting relationship because it's a bar scene and all... Some people will just see you at a bar and assume you're there for one reason, I'm not saying that's true (I go to the bar from time to time, I know that's not the only reason, and I've met all sorts of promising characters that have invited me to snort Coke and have mentioned having wet dreams about me and all sorts of crazy shit, but heyyy, I'm in a friggin bar, it's not like it's a grand shocker).[/QUOTE]

trying the ''come here'' (while giving the come hither finger gesture) ''..make you cum...blah blah blah...with my whole hand'' idea is not a classic.

It is not a good anything.

who told you that is a good, set-your-mind-at-ease, im-a-dumbasss-too pick-up line?
obviously someone at a bar, drugged up on coke while having wet dreams about whateverthefuck.
but that someone was wrong.
atrociously wrong.

I've never used a pick-up line, but I seem to have a pick-up punch. Twice now I've been walking in the opposite direction of fellas and have ended up punching them in the stomach as we passed each other. I haven't punched them hard enough to knock the wind outta them, but there were audible little "oofs," although probably more from shock than anything. The first time it happened was in college and the guy ended up offering me a ride home, which I declined; the second time was last year at work when I was passing a guy in the hall and he asked a co-worker later that day if I was seeing anyone, which I was at the time.

I don't know if these guys thought that was my way of flirting or what, but it definitely wasn't. It's not like I swing my arms wildly when I walk, either, and I definitely don't try to hit anyone on purpose; it's just that my left fist sometimes seems to get possessed or something and feels the need to reach out and punch. These were just total freak occurrences and among the stupidest and most puzzling things I've done.

Whats going on with you?

Salmon steaks eh? A good comprimise, but don't think I'm giving up meat!

Are you talking to me, morey? If so, I have no idea what's going on with my punchy fist.

Ha, Fino. Don't worry, you don't have to give up meat, just as I won't give up my Hot Tamales.

deal.

This probably explains why most of my friends are female...

I just smile and make eye-contact. That usually gets a guy to come near me and we talk about weather and animals and movies. But for the most part I just get cat-calls from ugly old guys in cars and scary serial killer vans.

I struck up a friendship with my then not-boyfriend when I asked him to hold my hand while I was made to drink 2 cups of water the night I got piss-drunk for the first time in my life. We had only known each other for like 2 days at this point.

[QUOTE=Manderley]But for the most part I just get cat-calls from ugly old guys in cars and scary serial killer vans.
[/QUOTE]

I apologize.

[QUOTE=Fino35]I apologize.[/QUOTE]

I'll forgive you if you take me out for a lobster dinner.

dont you people have sex anymore?

people are spending way too much time
talking about it, and not exchanging fluid

just come, for fucks sake

[QUOTE=Minuet]trying the ''come here'' (while giving the come hither finger gesture) ''..make you cum...blah blah blah...with my whole hand'' idea is not a classic.

It is not a good anything.

who told you that is a good, set-your-mind-at-ease, im-a-dumbasss-too pick-up line?
obviously someone at a bar, drugged up on coke while having wet dreams about whateverthefuck.
but that someone was wrong.
atrociously wrong.[/QUOTE]
This is why so many people here have me on their ignore list (or just do so): They take me too seriously. The only time I have ever used that line was on a friend, to make them laugh, and it worked, because they're the kind of person who would laught at something like that.

This community is beyond my help. It's nothing personal aimed at you, to be sure.

you get pick up lines?
i wish i could be so lucky.
i went to prom friday.
these are all people i go to school with (mostly)
i got three "i wanna fuck you"s from the same guy
i walked away each time - he is my friends boyfriend and i have myself a loving man--- but when a chick says no- what makes a dude think he still has a chance?

[QUOTE=MinVeg]This is why so many people here have me on their ignore list (or just do so): They take me too seriously. The only time I have ever used that line was on a friend, to make them laugh, and it worked, because they're the kind of person who would laught at something like that.

This community is beyond my help. It's nothing personal aimed at you, to be sure.[/QUOTE]
If it makes you feel better, I really quite like you.

[QUOTE=judascow]but when a chick says no- what makes a dude think he still has a chance?[/QUOTE] Probably thought you were playing hard to get. I hate that concept.

even though he had a girl in the same room?
i walkd the fuck away and he still followed- i mean i know i looked great but... god. boys are so stupid

[QUOTE=TheJudasCow]you get pick up lines?
i wish i could be so lucky.
i went to prom friday.
these are all people i go to school with (mostly)
i got three "i wanna fuck you"s from the same guy
i walked away each time - he is my friends boyfriend and i have myself a loving man--- but when a chick says no- what makes a dude think he still has a chance?[/QUOTE]

Hint: It's because you're a hippie. That one guy thinks it means that you are easy.

[QUOTE=meatthinker]Hint: It's because you're a hippie. That one guy thinks it means that you are easy.[/QUOTE]
i dont get the whole hippie thing
i dont think im a hippie...
i might be...
i need to know the exact characteristics of a hippie

[QUOTE=TheJudasCow]i dont get the whole hippie thing
i dont think im a hippie...
i might be...
i need to know the exact characteristics of a hippie[/QUOTE]

I'm just teasing you because you're cute in a naive teenager sort of way. I launched into that hippie debate thing at one point, and you responded, "Fuck, I'm a hippie." But I think it was just a joke.

[QUOTE=meatthinker]I'm just teasing you because you're cute in a naive teenager sort of way. I launched into that hippie debate thing at one point, and you responded, "Fuck, I'm a hippie." But I think it was just a joke.[/QUOTE]

i still want to know what a hippie is

It is not a good anything.

who told you that is a good, set-your-mind-at-ease, im-a-dumbasss-too pick-up line?
obviously someone at a bar, drugged up on coke while having wet dreams about whateverthefuck.
but that someone was wrong.
atrociously wrong.[/QUOTE]
maybe you should like start picking fights with people like roy borden or tetsuo or nightmonkie or grae or something just a helpful hint for success k ur welcome

Don't even herk that jerk, she's just but ugly.

[QUOTE=disx]

maybe you should like start picking fights with people like roy borden or tetsuo or nightmonkie or grae or something just a helpful hint for success k ur welcome[/QUOTE]
i dont wanna fight man

[QUOTE=TheJudasCow]even though he had a girl in the same room?
i walkd the fuck away and he still followed- i mean i know i looked great but... god. boys are so stupid[/QUOTE]
who needs intelligence when you look [I]this[/I] good

Where I live (long island) the best pickup line is I have a BMW ( or Benz, Porsche, etc). Women are such money whores.

-K

Cars...blah. I'd be more impressed if you had a vintage blue-metallic Schwinn with a banana seat and sissy bar.

I dunno if this fits into the specified topic or not, but I"ll shoot anyway...

I just ask a girl her name and don't offer my own. If she doesn't ask what my name is, I know she could care less about any conversation with me. Actually, any questions are like that. If the question isnt recipricated, she doesnt care. If you ask her what her major is and she doesnt ask yours, you're wasting your time...

i reveal my secrets to no one!
and i want to be punched by brak.

[QUOTE=disx]maybe you should like start picking fights with people like roy borden or tetsuo or nightmonkie or grae or something just a helpful hint for success k ur welcome[/QUOTE]

wow you're an idiot hey there

I don't really do pickup lines. I said "Hey, what's your sign" once to a girl, but only because I was reading horoscopes when I met her. She's still my crush, we haven't even kissed, and I've known her for like four years. So I'm pretty pathetic.

Though there's this one girl I really like who approached me asking where I got my purple pants. Best pickup line ever. I don't think she was actually hitting on me, but still.

I'm big on the impulsive, unhesitating kiss. I like to grab him by the collar of his shirt and plant a kiss on him. It feels dramatic and aggressive, neither of which are behaviors I routinely display. This isn't a good idea though. It's fun in the moment but then he hates me afterwards.

I once thought a girl like me using a cheesy pick up line in a bar would be cute. Boy, was I wrong. I said "I've been watching you all night" then I smiled and nodded and continued with "so far so good." He was not amused with me.

it would be awesome if a girl just up and kissed me. i'd take her somewhere private if she did...

[QUOTE=big S]and i want to be punched by brak.[/QUOTE]

Name the time and place, sugarpie. I'll bring my fist; you bring your gut.

I've also done walk-by tickles, and although the guys have jumped and laughed, I don't know if that actually works as a pick up because I've always done it when I'm leaving a joint and don't have to face any consequences, especially negative.

"When she says no she means maybe and maybe she means yes"

for quite some time my technique included going out with my female friends to club and if i liked a guy i would make him into a bump n' grind sandwhich with me him and a friend- then me and my friend would see who could turn him on more. in the end the one who got his number won.
the dude seemed to enjoy it and i got to dance so it was all good

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Name the time and place, sugarpie. I'll bring my fist; you bring your gut.

I've also done walk-by tickles, and although the guys have jumped and laughed, I don't know if that actually works as a pick up because I've always done it when I'm leaving a joint and don't have to face any consequences, especially negative.[/QUOTE]
it has to be a surprise or it's no fun, right?

Craptacular. You're right. Well then, a big surprise it shall be.

ok, so here's a weird pick up line i got yesterday: "baby i'd like your whole hand"
maby im just a fucktard who doesnt get it, but it sounded quite ridiculous...

[QUOTE=lokigod]who needs intelligence when you look [I]this[/I] good[/QUOTE]

[img]http://www.lessansculottes.com/images/retard3.jpg[/img]: c'mere sweetie, gots candy for you...