your penis is now
[url]http://memegen.net/viewmeme.pl?meme=1073987828[/url]
I got 13
Don't lie. Just don't.
how big do you [I]think[/I] yours is?
i don't get it...
He's basically saying you can put anything you want in there and it'll give you what you are "supposedly".
shit, 15
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[SIZE=1]Every word is an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.[/SIZE]
Length in overrated. Ask any female; it's all about the girth.
I got 10... . . .
i got 16... awes.
EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET IS TRUE
[QUOTE=Balthazar]Length in overrated. Ask any female; it's all about the girth.[/QUOTE]
This is true.
In other news, my penis is nine inches long.
[URL=http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/tragicfolly/Picture1039.jpg]There is still love in the MidWest.[/URL]
[B]You God damn better believe.[/B]
I got 3.
I'm gonna go jack off and cry now. Thanks.
You will never be famous.
thomas' get 3 extra inches 
Fiberoptic Jesus' lose an inch 
FJ's GAIN 7 :cool:
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I said 10. It said 12. The truth is more like 6 inches ... but it's shaped like a soup can.
"You should be able to have your chicken and blowjob too."
-- Cindy Weston
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the truth is a scary thing my friend...
You have nothing to be afraid of.
"You should be able to have your chicken and blowjob too."
-- Cindy Weston
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According to two well-known studies, the average American erection is 6.2 inches in length. But what about flaccid? It ain't the same length flaccid.
It never is FS. This comes as a suprise to you? And WHY do you know that information ANYWAY?
Surprise? Where did you get the impression I was surprised? :confused:
I know this info because I read. I read strange things. Like the Kinsey Report.
we all have small penises!
contrary to popular belief I don't have a 16 inch penis, yea, I know, I can hear you all sighing
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[SIZE=1]Every word is an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.[/SIZE]
[QUOTE=glamhoth]i got 16... awes.
EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET IS TRUE[/QUOTE]
So did I because I like to think that if I actually had a wang, it would be 7 inches...the fullmetal part, I'm sure, is what added the extra 9.
A Vendetta production. <3
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[SIZE=1]Sitting like a princess perched in her electric chair[/SIZE]
i used my real first name baby, awww yeah
Well then, how [I]you[/I] doin'?
A Vendetta production. <3
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[SIZE=1]Sitting like a princess perched in her electric chair[/SIZE]
i said my name was "danger" and i said i thought it was "7" and i got "13".
i'm not telling the truth.
[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Well then, how [I]you[/I] doin'?[/QUOTE]
*gets intimidated and runs away*
awww yeah
I said 7 inches, it said 13. Who am I to argue?
[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]So did I because I like to think that if I actually had a wang, it would be 7 inches...the fullmetal part, I'm sure, is what added the extra 9.[/QUOTE]
Well, well, 'brak. Haven't run into you in a thread like this one since Church of Fuck ... sandpaper tongue and all of that.
What's this about not having a wang? Can't you at least borrow one at last call this weekend? Has the Wisconsin pantyaction really slowed down this much since '89?
"You should be able to have your chicken and blowjob too."
-- Cindy Weston
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She can use mine whenever she needs one.
[QUOTE=glamhoth]*gets intimidated and runs away*[/QUOTE]
Pussy. 
awwww yeah
Ok, so the other day I heard on NPR that attraction can, in many cases be based on a name. You introduce yourself to someone and that girl may not be as attracted to you because of your name. (Its usually women too, men don’t give a shit about stuff like that, they are just horny; this according to the research). For example the name Paul is more attractive women than Philip, or something like that.
I think the site might have gotten a hold of the list of names and what order they come in, based on that, just threw a penis size to how high or low on the list the name was.
My first name got a 7
My middle name got a 9
I always liked my middle name more, I'm totally going by it now.
I don't like closed mouth men. they pick the wrong times to talk and when they do they often say the wrong thing. Talking isn't something you do judicously, you have to keep in practice. I'll tell you right now I'm a man talking to a man who likes to talk.
i got 14 but my friend got 3 and ran out of the room upset (seriously)
this thread blows...
.JPE "owenwarland's picture")
[QUOTE=For Serious]She can use mine whenever she needs one.[/QUOTE]
Because you obviously have no need for it, birdgunner.
Your penis is [I]sooo[/I] five minutes ago.
I was here. Then I wasn't. Then I was again.
[QUOTE=owenwarland]Because you obviously have no need for it, birdgunner.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, all this fucking lately. I'm worn out. I won't be using it for a while. Especially after that night with your wife. Jesus. My member is spent.
[QUOTE=For Serious]Yeah, all this fucking lately. I'm worn out. I won't be using it for a while. Especially after that night with your wife. Jesus. My member is spent.[/QUOTE]
That was a sub-par effort too.
That poker high withdrawal is effecting your come backs.
I was here. Then I wasn't. Then I was again.
[QUOTE=For Serious]Yeah, all this fucking lately. I'm worn out. I won't be using it for a while. Especially after that night with your wife. Jesus. My member is spent.[/QUOTE]
Actually, do you even have a penis, Mr. I Carry a Big Gun to Compensate for My Lack of Cock?
[QUOTE=owenwarland]Actually, do you even have a penis, Mr. I Carry a Big Gun to Compensate for My Lack of Cock?[/QUOTE]
Someone's been watching too much Family Guy. 
[QUOTE=Parkaboy]That was a sub-par effort too.
That poker high withdrawal is effecting your come backs.[/QUOTE]
Your opinions are [I]sooo [/I] five minutes ago.
[QUOTE=For Serious]Your opinions are [I]sooo [/I] five minutes ago.[/QUOTE]
Again, not a comeback. It's mimicry. You rely too much on the AK and the anthropomorphism to get you by, I say.
I was here. Then I wasn't. Then I was again.
[QUOTE=Parkaboy]Again, not a comeback. It's mimicry. You rely too much on the AK and the anthropomorphism to get you by, I say.[/QUOTE]
You're right. I'm gonna go kill myself. Where's Crazedmusicfan? I have shitty comebacks and she has a shitty haircut. We're both gonna go kill ourselves.
Anthropomorphism.
Anthropo = humans.
morph= change
ism= a belief system.
Man able to change into animals. Smoking word, Parkaboy.
[QUOTE=For Serious]You're right. I'm gonna go kill myself. Where's Crazedmusicfan? I have shitty comebacks and she has a shitty haircut. We're both gonna go kill ourselves.[/QUOTE]
Sweet. Can I film it for my Suicide as Conceptual Art project?
I was here. Then I wasn't. Then I was again.
[QUOTE=owenwarland]Anthropomorphism.
Anthropo = humans.
morph= change
ism= a belief system.
Man able to change into animals. Smoking word, Parkaboy.[/QUOTE]
thanks.
I was here. Then I wasn't. Then I was again.
[QUOTE=Parkaboy]Sweet. Can I film it for my Suicide as Conceptual Art project?[/QUOTE]
Yes, but I'm charging you for it. No self-respecting anthropomorh kills himself for free.
[QUOTE=For Serious]Yes, but I'm charging you for it. No self-respecting anthropomorh kills himself for free.[/QUOTE]
I can live with that even though you won't.
I was here. Then I wasn't. Then I was again.
i wish this thread was still about penises
i was trying to masturbate, people..
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If you are blind, sleep. It will get better.
If you are depressed, sleep. It will get better.
If you are nearly dead, sleep. It will get better.
~NightMonkie
[QUOTE=Balthazar]Length in overrated. Ask any female; it's all about the girth.[/QUOTE]
im so gonna try and make my weenus swell up by stuffing whats left of it in a shop vac before my next date
well wait what next date?
oh god haha its been too long nevermind
[QUOTE=YKK]i wish this thread was still about penises
i was trying to masturbate, people..[/QUOTE]
Are you a girl or a gay anime fan?
I was here. Then I wasn't. Then I was again.
I beat you by one stroke.