#Your Last 3 SMS

not all of us are that popular mr. popular-pants

ok, well, they dont have to be from 10mins ago. just #3 that are still in your phone at the time you read this thread.

blar, you know, i can spend the week at my in-laws, come home and even my own parents don't leave messages on our machine.
at the same time i can run to the can (john, pisser, porcelin throne) and come back and see 4 new messages, all from telemarketers.
LAST message on my answering machine (very last, not even last out of my choices)
"hey ireland, where the fuck are you?"
it was a wrong call

question: what's an SMS?

answering machine message.

SMS-- text messages to your mobile phone from someone elses.

thats what we call them here.

note, my first post:
[b]( oh, & for those of you, that dont call the SMS messages in your part of the world, what i mean is MSGs sent to your mobile from friends/enemies etc)
[/b]

not answering machine. i mean text messages.

People don't txt msg me.. they just... call me. *shrug*

Although I have gotten two txt msg's in spanish. I deleted them, though. I have no clue who sent them.

It was I you fool! Now you've deleted your last chance to discover the true path to El Dorado! Now you shall never know!

God I'm a dork, I ought to be the poster child for decapitation.

wtf is butchers string

will you answer the phone if i call back in 5 min

wa your lst msg a cry for help

Oh, and what does SMS stand for. I'm think MTM, mobile text mssage

dammit?!

i had to pay for sms services..so no..i dont get text msg

a phone is a phone..not a diggie..
a phone is a phone...not an icq thing

or am i just ancient

John 3:16

Psalm 5:5

Matthew 18:12-14

i *heart* my mobile so much.

"yeah i know she's a cunt. you could take her! lol. what the hell's going on with you and edd?"

"i usually get the 20 from Beech lane at about 7:40. Yeah there's some big old cuts on my eyebrows [we plucked is eyebrows] I fully embrace my feminine side. my hair's a disgrace, so glad you like the hat"

"yeah i know i cant either. it's all too earlyand i'm so upset cos there's some1 i needed to express my feelings to and i didn't. bollocks"

they're the last 3texts i have. they're all quite shit and not teh funney (apart from the 2nd one for me), but meh i just felt like posting.

*debating if i should get the txt msg function

my sister already made me get the voice mail...
see the way i see it is that if i have call display and it records missed calls...then why would i need any? except those goddamn annoying people who masks their numbers...or long distance calls...

yeah i wish people would leave random and witty msgs on my voice mail

future boyfriends take note

*gets out pad of paper and pencil...

and then you make me EARN a customized avatar
bad wooing skills

No - good wooing skills.

Guys that give you everything are seen as pushovers and are quickly slotted into the 'friend' position. Been there done that. No thxu - plzdrvthru.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by John S [/i]
[B]Matthew 18:12-14 [/B][/QUOTE]

Shut The:Fuck-Up

true..yes it is true
the "ignore me and i'm yours" tactics works wonders

men reel you in with the attention..get you...withholds the attention..drives you nuts..cause you're sitting there..goign what the hell...i thought he likes me..so you hang around trying to figure out what the hell...

it's all a game..a stupid game...

this is harry kumar
kumar
harry kumar
i sell pencils
yellow pencils
kumar
harry kumar
sells pencils

Have you killed any homeless people lately, Mr. Bateman?

i dont have a cell phone

no...homeless people with DOGS

i hate homeless people because every time i see one i am reminded of how close i am to slipping off into oblivion.

really? but you're on wallstreet!

you really need to learn more about the street and how the game is played. do you know the song, from rags to riches. that's been my theme song for years.

my debt to equity is a very large positive number. do you know what that means?

I think his mask of sanity is about to slip.

*hides..and crawl into fetal position

Just make sure you're not on a corner or in an alley and you should be okay.

you know, i am going to buy american psycho and read it over the weekend. i think i am going to like it as much as i liked bonfire of the vanities.

*losing grip on reality* every day in every way i am becoming a better salesman. every day in every way i am becoming a better salesman. *foams at mouth*

Shit. You've never read it? Have you seen it at least?

dude, i only recall seeing parts of it. chloe sevigny. *drools* i will read book, rent movie and report back my findings.

Oh man. It's brilliant. One of my favorite books of all time. You're gonna love it.

frammy...my OAC isp (term paper) was a comparison of them!

wanna read it..?

i almost got kicked out of the class for doign it..
but i got the man fired instead

chole is overrated

Wait, was Chloe Courtney?

she was the secretary

chloe is awesome. total new york chic.

would love to read it, lippy. please pass it along. i would enjoy it. honestly.

Chloe looked kinda beat, if you ask me.

she was the hot thing 2 years ago...sort of had the same milla thing going...but milla is god..and chole burnt out

frammy..i wrote it like 2/3 years ago..so the writing is blah..but the ideas were good..and it's a standard boring style that the school wants..but at least it is intersting

did you read my masochism dostoevsky/chuck paper?

should i put it here frammy?

why not? whatever is easiest, dear.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by origamiLips [/i]
[B]she was the hot thing 2 years ago...sort of had the same milla thing going...but milla is god..and chole burnt out

frammy..i wrote it like 2/3 years ago..so the writing is blah..but the ideas were good..and it's a standard boring style that the school wants..but at least it is intersting

did you read my masochism dostoevsky/chuck paper? [/B][/QUOTE]

You can post all your papers in the FAN forum.

oh yeah..but this isnt cult related though
AP and bonfire of the vanities forum

this makes me wish grade 5 had been on the poll for wittiest cultist.

Thank you. I'm so underated around here, ya know?