your favorite word

right now, it's prognosticate.

uber. i have not stopped saying uberthis and uberthat for aaages now, and it's tres tres annoying b/c this wannabe stoner i know says and it reminds me off him and i HATE him

actually that doesn't count as a favourtie word does it cuz i don't like it. hmmmm. loquacious. that is a kool word

Humbucker. No sarcastic comments please.

[SIZE=1][B][COLOR=RED]WHAT YOU SAY LILL GRRL? BUMFUCKER?

DAS RUUD[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]

Damn you to hell.

ineluctable.

go ahead, scholars, one and all, look it up.

[SIZE=1][B][COLOR=RED]ADJECTIVE: FRAMSTEDT IS A PEENY[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]

awesomeness, phatness
kewl

anorexia is phat!

tough decision... I'll have to go with "taint"...

You have a taint, you can taint, something can be tainted, I suppose one can participate in tainting, et al...

Note: I have no idea what "et al" means, but I've always wanted to put it behind something I wrote...

Note Duece: I do not like you Doctor Fell. I do not like you very well. It's quite plain to see and all can tell. I do not like you Doctor Fell.

References:

- "The Art of Tainting" by Eponymous Maximus 480 B.C.
- "Doctor Fell Sucks" by Anonymous Hater of Doctor Fell.
- "Who is Doctor Fell?" by Seymore Butts.
- "Using Subliminal language to seduce women" by Hugh G. Rection.

my mind has been tainted.
a tainted mind is a terrible waste.
jesus h. christ! who's doing the taininting here.
et al

Fuck.......by far the best fuckin word ever made.

Propaganda Machine, if I can count phrases.

If not..

Pontificate.

squawk is my all time favorite word since second grade. I've never found a word I love as much. Serious, avatar aside. I even had a cat name Squawk.

Fuck is a good word, if not a little overused and somewhat overrated...

Perhaps even one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "FUCK." It is a magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck), or a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), or it can be an adverb (Mary is really fucking interested in John), a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck), or an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you see, there are few words with the versatility of "FUCK."

Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

Greetings: "How the fuck are you?"

Fraud: "I got fucked by the car dealer."

Dismay: "Oh, fuck it!"

Trouble: "Well, I guess I'm fucked now."

Aggression: "Fuck you!"

Disgust: "Fuck me!"

Confusion: "What the fuck...?"

Difficulty: "I don't get this fucking business."

Despair: "Fucked again."

Incompetence: "He fucks everything up."

Displeasure: "What the fuck is going on here?"

Lost: "Where the fuck are we?"

Disbelief: "Unfuckingbelievable!"

Retaliation: "Up your fucking ass."

It can be used in an anatomical description: "He's a fucking asshole."

It can be used to tell time: "It's five fucking thirty."

It can be used in business: "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"

It can be maternal: "Motherfucker."

It can be political: "Fuck tip O'Neill."

And never forget General Custer's last words: "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" Also, the famous last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?" And last but not least, the immortal words of the captain of the Titanic: "Where is all this fucking water coming from?"

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say fuck? Use it in your daily speech; it will add to your prestige.

TODAY.......say to someone: "FUCK YOU!"

LMFAO, fucking beautiful

Fuck.

wow brock actually put up a one word post.

my favorite word is cunt. although i don't use the word often, it is like the nuclear weapon of words. i only use it when it is absolutely necessary

At this point, it's anything you can't add the prefix "teh" to because the next time I see that, I think I'm going to ________________________. (<-- Insert creative metaphor there)

And I realize this is going to spur about a thousand "that is teh lame" and "well if you don't like it go to teh other website" posts.

And I realize too that thsat disclaimer means no one will post like that at all and I'll be left hanging looking all asshole deluxe and stuff. Like come see the amazing Insouciant Asshole! He's chipper and an asshole all at the same time!!

Actually, now that I think of it, insouciant is a good word.

insouciant is a great word.

A word of advice regarding *teh*, you might as well get used to it. Its not going away and its better than *hella*.

Think of the cult as a family (sorry/barf), sure we love Uncle Lou and we wish he would keep his leg on through dinner but he's not going to so what can you do? Make him eat on the porch like a dog?

No, just avert your gaze, continue tp quip and pass the butter with a sassy *wink*

That was a brilliant and painful extended metaphor.

Something like a barium enema under blacklight.

And I'd take hella over teh any day of the week.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by prototype [/i]
[B]That was a brilliant and painful extended [/B][/QUOTE]

Good, because I'm still having fun with it.

See, your other choices are hurting Uncle Lou's feelings or eating alone in your room. And I for one would miss your insouciant banter at the table.

About the ongoing metaphor, did I mention the glowy ice water up the butt thing? Because if I didn't, I meant to.

Uncle Lou : "teh" :: Thanksgiving metaphor : Barium enema

Is this ringing bells?

No, no bells, just a kind of dull roar thats always there before one of my spells.

But, yeah, what the heck are you talking about?

This witty banter is giving me an unsettling David E. Kelly dramedy type feeling.

As for what the heck are you talking about? See earlier posts.

There seem to be commonalities, non?
Coincidence?
Read the book...

I never used the metaphor "thanksgiving". I said dinner. See earlier posts.

Some people like all kinds of enema's, I'm not here to judge.

The thanksgiving thing must just have subliminally seeped in through your avatar.

Or I'm consciously letting out little pseudo-Freudian slips in which I recall my childhood of enemas administered through Vietnam vet Uncle Lou's hollow wooden leg after holiday meals.

One of the two.

Sure, blame it on me and my hypnotic avatar Mr. "Go back and read the posts I need hella chill pills because I don't know what I'm talking about but I won't accept a compliment if it kills me" smarty pants.

Everyone has an Uncle Lou is all I'm saying. Pass teh pepper, please

I'm really feelin' the word [I]bitchin'[/I] right now. Don't know why. Don't really care. It's just a bitchin' word.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mirkah [/i]
[B]Sure, blame it on me and my hypnotic avatar Mr. "Go back and read the posts I need hella chill pills because I don't know what I'm talking about but I won't accept a compliment if it kills me" smarty pants.

Everyone has an Uncle Lou is all I'm saying. Pass teh pepper, please [/B][/QUOTE]

Oh, I'll accept the damn compliment. I'll accept it reeeel good. But you're not getting the fucking pepper...

lugubrious.
inveighle.

The longest word in the world...

kyyhkyslakkahillotaatelipalmusunnuntaikävelykatujuhla-
koristehedelmäkaramellimassatuotevalvontalaitteisto-
testauslaboratoriokäyttökertatulitikkuviinapiilohomo-
kaasulasersädehoitokotikaljakimblemestaruussarjakuva-
ristikkokilpajuoksuhiekka-aavikkoluonto-ohjelmauusinta-
vaalikokousedustusmeno-paluuruuhkabussivuoropysäköinti-
sakkolihakoukkuselkänahkavyöruusukasvimaamunajuustomaito-
rasvaimunestepinta-alahuulipunakampelaverkkomahalasku-
harjoitustyöaamukampapellavaöljykriisiapukeinolonkkalepo-
lomarusketusrajatietoteollisuuskiinteistömarkkinointi-
diplomi-insinööriopiskelijaperinnemaisema-arkkitehti-
kilta-aktiivihiiliteräsbetonivalurautaristisiitoshärkä-
pizzamaustevoipaperiroskapostimerkkisavusaunavastaprotesti-
marssivapautusliikevaihtoväliarvojoukkopakomatkaopas-
koirakantakorttitaikatalvisotakunniajäsenetupuolikuiva-
rehuvilja-aittakorpisuomaastohiihtoputkitiivistesilikoni-
rintataskuvaraslähtöliukumiinakenttäkeitinvesihanasaari-
ryhmätyömyyrävuosikurssikirjapainopistetulotukivarsikenkä-
kauppaopistoupseerikerhohuonepalveluammattikoulupoika-
tyttöenergiatalousaluelaajennustarvehierarkiakaavio-
suunnittelupäätöspäivävientisulkuporttiteoriapohjakunto-
urheiluruutuässäpariluistelutyylituomaripelimies-
voimisteluvideokulmakarvakuonokoppalakkipäämääräalennus-
tilataksimittarimatopurkkikeittoastiakaappipakastin-
yhdistelmälukkoseppähenkilötunnussanaleikkikalupakkipussi-
eläinkoeponnistuslautakuntalakitekstiseikkailuleiri-
telttakangaspuujalkasienipiirakkareseptivihkopakkaus-
muovikuularuiskumaalaustarvikevarastohyllymetrilakuavain-
naulakkovartiopäällikkötasogeometriavirhevaihtosähkökazoo-
pillihousupukupellehyppylankakeräkaaliaivovuotosuoja-
vaatekappalemyyntitykkilavatanssiaskelmoottoripyörä-
koppisiemenperunapalstajakoviivaintegraalioperaattori-
algebraoppilaitoskompleksilukusuoraveto-oikeusmurha-
asevarikkopilttuu

This word has exactly 1783 letters... The hyphenation was done by hand, so it may look weird on some browsers... It's Finnish for suck my balls. Finnish grammatical rules allow for hyphenation of ball-sucking euphamisms as well as assorted varieties of suckage concerning ass, cock, pussy and nipples. The Finnish people are a proud people steeped in ancient wisdom in the true nature of suckers and suckees the world over. That's all they do all day long is suck, hence the longest word in the world. Next time you want the best suck... think Finland...

i thought the longest word in the world was german?

No way. German is only six letters! Silly.

*'Doh!* silly wooby!

I had to.

As well you should have.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by framstedt [/i]
[B]lugubrious.
inveighle. [/B][/QUOTE]

You misspelled inveigle.

hey grammar boy i didn't go to college to learn to type, eh?

No, no of course not. Literacy is only a requirement in Ivy League schools these days.

You know, my sarcasm voice comes across an awful lot like my normal voice when typed...

is that so *leaves it up to proto to figure out whether this remark is sarcastic or not*

Damn.

Sarcastically one upped.

That's just [i]great.[/i] or... [i]That's[/i] just great.

didacticism. it's a good word.

And tremendously useful too...

prototype - where's your avatar from?

Again, you'll have to ask Disx. He's the one who responded to my "darkly comdedic avatar" requisition.

verb: pork

noun: BROADS!

combine the two as needed.

broad pork? is that like pulled pork?

porking broads - a gerundian frays.