You Throw Good, FOR A GIRL!
I have been told I was weird. I was alright with it. Then, in one particular conversation, they felt the need to explain it wasn't like a "good" weird. It was an unstable, intensely neurotic weird that put everyone on edge.
Then they gave me my present, I blew out the candles and they left. I miss having company over.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mena you make me laugh.
IN A GOOD WAY! 
Then they gave me my present, I blew out the candles and they left. I miss having company over.
This is a magnificently worded post. Everyone should take notes.
I used to be a theatre actor, and one of the reviews I got once was:
"Williams has a master's control of the stage, but I can't help wondering if he'd fill the role better if he looked more like Brad Pitt."
...
I didn't know if I should take the first half, or the second half of that review.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
IN A GOOD WAY! :)
Glad I could make you laugh. If I couldn't laugh at myself, I'd be crying. All the time.
Then they gave me my present, I blew out the candles and they left. I miss having company over.
This is a magnificently worded post. Everyone should take notes.
Aww shucks! *Blush*
That only other time something I did was called "magnificent" it ended with a funny taste in my mouth and a promise to call in the morning. Ahh, bittersweet memories.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
"You look gorgeous when you're naked."
Nothing wrong with that at all, but I've gotta see it to believe it...
On another note I once had a girl that I had a crush on and ended up being friends with "You know, when I met you I was afraid of you." Like she was literally afraid I was some serial killer or some shit.
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
"You look gorgeous when you're naked."
Nothing wrong with that at all, but I've gotta see it to believe it...
On another note I once had a girl that I had a crush on and ended up being friends with "You know, when I met you I was afraid of you." Like she was literally afraid I was some serial killer or some shit.
Yeah it's not a bad thing but it just made it sound like I look terrible when clothed.
"You look gorgeous when you're naked."
Nothing wrong with that at all, but I've gotta see it to believe it...
On another note I once had a girl that I had a crush on and ended up being friends with "You know, when I met you I was afraid of you." Like she was literally afraid I was some serial killer or some shit.
Yeah it's not a bad thing but it just made it sound like I look terrible when clothed.
Rather than than "Oh, you look better with clothes on"..lol If you show me a girl that looks ok clothed and awesome nude I'd just say that she dressed modestly.
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
"You look gorgeous when you're naked."
Oh and Pics or it didn't happen..lol
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!! haha
Not fair
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
I can't take pics of me naked. I don't have Z's talent.
The key is to take 2742487262 shots. Guaranteed you'll have at least ONE you find acceptable!
Or, you know, you could let me do it! 
The key is to take 2742487262 shots. Guaranteed you'll have at least ONE you find acceptable!
Or, you know, you could let me do it! ;)
Hahaha I'd go through a pack of batteries trying to take that many pictures. And I'll think about your offer Z haha.
How about you guys do that and I will take pictures of Z taking pictures. Oh you you can both be nude if you want to. It will be all artsy and shit..lol
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
I was actually offered a modeling job to pose nude for some "art compilation project". At first I thought he was asking me to do a regular photo shoot but I asked again for details and he was like yeah you'd be nude.
Ahhh! I don't like being naked!(Only for sexy time and showers obviously)
I could have came up on $200 for a couple hours of sitting in a studio naked but I looked up this photographers other work and decided I absolutely could not. He basically produced soft core porn films with strange themes. Signing a model release for that guy could mean he could use any footage or film for those purposes and I'm just not that kind of girl.
Mmmmm Jaz does seem like a porn name..
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
Umm thanks??? hahaha
It kinda makes sense... Jizz - Jaz... ?
Jizz man was my nickname in highschool........which makes no sense to me. I was a virgin!
And why did they call you Jizz Man and not just Jizz or Jizzy or Jizz Hands..lol
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
Don't ask me ask the tweeker that made it up.
Ahhh! I don't like being naked!(Only for sexy time and showers obviously)
I could have came up on $200 for a couple hours of sitting in a studio naked but I looked up this photographers other work and decided I absolutely could not. He basically produced soft core porn films with strange themes. Signing a model release for that guy could mean he could use any footage or film for those purposes and I'm just not that kind of girl.
and this photographer's name and website address were?? [readies note-taking pencil]
DJ Jizzy Jiff and the April Fresh Prince.
I can't remember for the life of me right now and it's killing me! I try to google with the little info I have. Apparently he also collaborated on some book about the Marilyn Monroe conspiracy and he's done work for playboy magazine as well.
Edit: Not to mention I thought his photography was kind of shoddy.
Shoddy enough for Playboy is good enough for me.
Here is the best thing I could find. http://www.modelmayhem.com/441006
and let me reiterate the few pictures that I had initially looked up I thought looked shoddy but they could've just been out dated.
For Example(NSFW I guess)
http://www.amazon.com/Naked-Latin-Ladies-Hugh-Frazier/dp/B000H5PKFS
and this
http://www.amazon.com/Photographing-Glamour-Models-Hugh-Frazier/dp/B000H...
I think this is the photo shoot project he wanted me for but I just couldn't bring myself to do it not even in the name of art.
http://www.amazon.com/Fine-Figure-Photography-Hugh-Frazier/dp/B000HFQU6Q...
Basically here's a list of his work that you can buy right now on Amazon
http://www.amazon.com/gp/search/ref=sr_pg_1?rh=n%3A130%2Ck%3AHugh+Frazie...
Oh and besides the naked chicks he has an obsession with naked chicks and balloons.
That's hilarious!
Do you think I made the right decision not getting naked for this guy?
Why don't you ask him. I bet he's pretty certain it was a good idea.
You know how they say "Every time you masturbate God kills a kitten" Well, they should add "... and every time a girl gets nekkid, God watches"
That must mean God has his eye on me A LOT!
His shit is shit.
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Dude, i'd get naked with balloons, that sounds like fun.
Yes.
The maintenance man at my complex told me the other day that my "boobies in that shirt look better without a bra". At first I said thanks and didn't think much of it until I realized I was wearing a bra. 
Also, I think he might have been hitting on me.
I'm so oblivious.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Yes.
The maintenance man at my complex told me the other day that my "boobies in that shirt look better without a bra". At first I said thanks and didn't think much of it until I realized I was wearing a bra.
Also, I think he might have been hitting on me.
I'm so oblivious.
When the local maintenance guy starts talking to you directly about your boobs its more than a little weird. Kind of stalkerish.
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
Don't give away all their trade secrets.
I don't know. I was in a maintenance department for 5 years. Sounds like just general chit-chat to me.
Yes.
The maintenance man at my complex told me the other day that my "boobies in that shirt look better without a bra". At first I said thanks and didn't think much of it until I realized I was wearing a bra.
Also, I think he might have been hitting on me.
I'm so oblivious.
When the local maintenance guy starts talking to you directly about your boobs its more than a little weird. Kind of stalkerish.
I probably shouldn't have mentioned this. I just thought it was just a pretty back handed complement, which fits this thread. As for it being weird... I don't know. People usually say something after I catch them staring. It happens whenever I'm not wearing a baggy shirt or a jacket (hence my usually wearing a jacket), so I don't think about it.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
"Did you get a haircut? Your hair looks nice!"
- "Thanks! But nope, no haircut."
"Oh, so you just washed and blow-dried your hair?"
Man, I wash and blow-dry my hair every day...
Well, in this day and age, results are what matter.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.