You Throw Good, FOR A GIRL!
Pete, I like you a lot.
And here I thought I was the only one....
edit - this was meant to be in response to what Pete said, but this works, too.
ugh, not again! See what I mean? Times be hard...
(Just kidding Caitlin - I think you're awesome!)
edit - this was meant to be in response to what Pete said, but this works, too.
Zack too apparently.
Oh, Ski, this isn't the flirting thread!
Sorry for the thread-jack.
You may now continue your regularly scheduled program.
The worst thing though, is when I get free food and free clothes everywhere I go.
FML
I just now opened this thread for the first time, but seriously Pete, stop being my ex-fiance.
I can't help that you're still in love with me Timb. I know I'm hard to get over. 
I need to find an old picture of him and I together so you can really GET IT. It'll creep you out. (Not in the "Timberly is so creepy" way, but in the "wow. Twinsies" kind of way.)
And I can pretend that we hung out and I put my arm around you and somebody snapped a shot...
Or would that be the creepy thing you were talking about? lol
Weirdos.
Jealousy doesn't look good on you, Frank!!!
It's ok Frank I'll take you somewhere to play with boobies so you can feel better.
She gave me a fake number. I shoulda known 867-5309
Oh! Since I have Jaz and Frank in the same thread: How do you make chicken mole'? Molette? Molay?
Fuck if I know how to spell it. I cook all the time and Trey finally made one request: chicken molette(ay)(et)(ette).
Mole. Haha, wow what a request.
It's a process, dude. You need like a bajillion ingredients. I have never made it, but it takes my mom and aunts like half a day to make it with chicken. I'll see what I can find on-line for you that sounds legit. Maybe Jazmyn can help you out better.
That reminds me of time I made someone chicken soup because they were sick. I asked them if it helped and they said it was great. Then they added that their dog had never eaten so well. 
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
It's a process, dude. You need like a bajillion ingredients. I have never made it, but it takes my mom and aunts like half a day to make it with chicken. I'll see what I can find on-line for you that sounds legit. Maybe Jazmyn can help you out better.
I found one that I felt was close to what I know my family makes.
http://www.webdiaries.net/recipes/mole.shtml
It's a process, dude. You need like a bajillion ingredients. I have never made it, but it takes my mom and aunts like half a day to make it with chicken. I'll see what I can find on-line for you that sounds legit. Maybe Jazmyn can help you out better.
Oh of COURSE he asks for the most involved mexican dish ever. Much thanks, Frankieboy.
YAY! Jaz and Frank are coming to visit me!
She said I was going to play with boobies, though.
Zing!
Ohhhhhhhhh! Double zing cos I have two boobies!
MOLE!!!!! Best food ever... ever... in a flour tortilla with frijoles con queso.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
We need a food free thread that is safe for people hours away from a meal.
...only 1 hour 45 minutes to go.
...just lurking.
Technically, so do I.
Technically, so do I.
Sad but true story...I'm not a big fan of mole I'm not a true mexican! I'm a mexican't!
Timb there are different types of mole so find out what he would prefer or what he's tried. And yeah I can't really help you with the process or even give you a recipe 
Sad but true story...I'm not a big fan of mole I'm not a true mexican! I'm a mexican't!
Timb there are different types of mole so find out what he would prefer or what he's tried. And yeah I can't really help you with the process or even give you a recipe :/
You only say that because you haven't tried my mom's.
Most people hate flan... until they try my grandma's. I would honestly have a good 10 pieces of that, despite having gotten full from dinner.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Sad but true story...I'm not a big fan of mole I'm not a true mexican! I'm a mexican't!
Timb there are different types of mole so find out what he would prefer or what he's tried. And yeah I can't really help you with the process or even give you a recipe :/
You only say that because you haven't tried my mom's.
Most people hate flan... until they try my grandma's. I would honestly have a good 10 pieces of that, despite having gotten full from dinner.
I never said I hated mole and yes I haven't tried a good mole yet.So you never know.
Flan on the other hand...love flan. my mom is even more obsessed with flan. She would make this huge flan and eat it all to herself.
I love flan. My grandma once said the best thing about flan is that it makes Hispanics seem civilized.
(Like I said... she was the queen of underhanded compliments)
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
LOL, white folks.
Never been a fan of snot cake.
It's not cake frank! it's just molded snot and it's delicious.
When I was very young my grandma said "I am so glad that you turned out to be a girl. If you have been a boy, we would have had to worry about you being smart instead of pretty. And we have enough to worry about with that."
When my mom met my ex-husband for the first time, she looked at him and said, "You would make beautiful babies! I can't think of a single other use for you, but I am sure that you and my daughter would make fabulous looking children!"
I overheard this when my daughter was talking to my ex boyfriend, "You have really big muscles. Do all soldiers have really big muscles or is it just the mean ones?" The really funny thing is that he took it as a complete compliment and went off on how she can get all muscly too.
My grandma to a girl at the mall, "You have beautiful eyes. You should cut off all that hair and take off that make up because it detracts from your ONE good feature."
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
I have made a dry rub our of Mole and some Cajun spices and chili powder for some awesome ribs I then smoked for 3 hours. It was so damn good. There are a lot of restaurants that serve home made Mole here in Texas. One of which had their grandmother in Mexico made it then send it to them... or so they said anyways.
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
When my mom met my ex-husband for the first time, she looked at him and said, "You would make beautiful babies! I can't think of a single other use for you, but I am sure that you and my daughter would make fabulous looking children!"
I overheard this when my daughter was talking to my ex boyfriend, "You have really big muscles. Do all soldiers have really big muscles or is it just the mean ones?" The really funny thing is that he took it as a complete compliment and went off on how she can get all muscly too.
My grandma to a girl at the mall, "You have beautiful eyes. You should cut off all that hair and take off that make up because it detracts from your ONE good feature."
Are you still in touch with your grandma?
You should start a Twitter account like this guy.
When my mom met my ex-husband for the first time, she looked at him and said, "You would make beautiful babies! I can't think of a single other use for you, but I am sure that you and my daughter would make fabulous looking children!"
I overheard this when my daughter was talking to my ex boyfriend, "You have really big muscles. Do all soldiers have really big muscles or is it just the mean ones?" The really funny thing is that he took it as a complete compliment and went off on how she can get all muscly too.
My grandma to a girl at the mall, "You have beautiful eyes. You should cut off all that hair and take off that make up because it detracts from your ONE good feature."
Are you still in touch with your grandma?
You should start a Twitter account like this guy.
That is classic.
I like this one
"No. Humans will die out. We're weak. Dinosaurs survived on rotten flesh. You got diarrhea last week from a Wendy's."
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
They making a television series out of that Twitter account. William Shatner will play the dad. Now I'll have to watch it!
Yeah we know you've got a thing for Shatner.
Doesn't that look like some crazy sex toy?
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
You mean, it's not?
Haha, I follow that guy on Facebook!
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
One of the best compliment/insults I've had:
"You look gorgeous when you're naked."
I had been taking care of a sick child, giving him a cuddle, when the mother arrived she said to her child "You are lucky Sarah is so cuddly."
I laughed and said "Oh yes, this is all for the job!"
It's true though, I am pretty cuddly.
Did I post that one time my old boss sat me down and told me I was weird and how he never met anyone like me? I was so proud at that moment.
Haha Nate, what did you say to that?
I did one of those eye bulge things and my head snapped back, but then I realized it was probably the best compliments I ever got and I thanked him.
I know what Nate's talking about. Like, I remember my high school year book was full of "Oh, (Tuffy) you're so weird but cool. Ha-Ha!" Like, really? I ain't even trying. Now, Jeffrey Dahmer, he was fucking weird, okay?
This is why we can't have nice things.
Yeah, but HIS milkshake brought all the boys to the yard.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
I thought it was roofies.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I thought you would