"You stupid midget fuck!!!"
Painters showed up at my work yesterday to, you guessed it, paint the outside of the building. Well, their painting shenanagans made me and my co-worker put a halt on the dog walking (I still work at the kennel).
The painters taped and blocked the back door which leads to the dog walking area and the food shed. And of course, we'd still get food orders which would force us to find alternate routes around the entire building to the food shed instead of going through our easy access back door.
So I get an order for a 20 lb. bag of duck and potato dog food. I head out the side door, across the parking lot, around the painters' vans finally to the food shed. I grab the bag and go back towards front reception.
And as I'm up there, the receptionist takes the food. She is the midget I refer to in the title of the thread. Well, she's not quite a midget. She's a tall midget. She's still short, but she's taller than a midget. She has the midget qualities to her: the odd looking midget face, thick thighs, etc.
Well, she asks me to go back and get another food order. This time a 10 lb. bag of duck and potato food. I'm slightly irritated about going all the way back through that labyrinth to get such a little bag of food, but I have no choice, since it's my job.
I go all the way back, get the food, and come back to the front. She says in that midget-esque tone of hers,"Oh, I told you a 10 lb. bag but I meant another 20 lb. bag of food."
And oh god did I want to yell,"You stupid midget fuck!!!" but I held it back. I probably would've gotten fired if I said that, cuz people don't want to take sides against verbally abused midgets. Who would want to?
But it wasn't her fault. She's still new to the job and new people make mistakes. But it was either the tone of her voice or the midgeteristics she had that just enraged me and still do.
I think I don't like midgets.
My brand new 2011 halloween comp:
http://soundcloud.com/brosupremo/hallowmix-2-the-deadening/s-BKf8z
Naw, I was raped by a midget at a carnival when I was 5 years old.
My brand new 2011 halloween comp:
http://soundcloud.com/brosupremo/hallowmix-2-the-deadening/s-BKf8z
Both. Before you turned nine.
Yous a fucked up individual.
[QUOTE=Brother Supremo]Painters showed up at my work yesterday to, you guessed it, paint the outside of the building. [/QUOTE]
Dude, I Actually guessd the inside of the building.
[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]Dude, I Actually guessd the inside of the building.[/QUOTE]
Come on, Brown, we all know whenever painters show up, it's always the outside they start painting. It's instinct. And if it's three painters, then hilarious hijinks ensue.
My brand new 2011 halloween comp:
http://soundcloud.com/brosupremo/hallowmix-2-the-deadening/s-BKf8z
For real, over here, we have insode painters. No jokes man/
[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]For real, over here, we have insode painters. No jokes man/[/QUOTE]
It's an upside down world you have over there in that counrty you're from, whatever it's called. Oh yeah, Mr. Brownistania.
My brand new 2011 halloween comp:
http://soundcloud.com/brosupremo/hallowmix-2-the-deadening/s-BKf8z
[QUOTE=Brother Supremo]It's an upside down world you have over there in that counrty you're from, whatever it's called. Oh yeah, Mr. Brownistania.[/QUOTE]
I hope to never visit between your thighs.
[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]I hope to never visit between your thighs.[/QUOTE]
But I'd love nothing more than for you to vist me there.
My brand new 2011 halloween comp:
http://soundcloud.com/brosupremo/hallowmix-2-the-deadening/s-BKf8z
Here in Canada, we paint the [I]whole[/I] thing.
[QUOTE=Nightrious]Here in Canada, we paint the [I]whole[/I] thing.[/QUOTE]
-"Are you American?"
-"No, I'm Canadian. It's like American, except without a gun."
Such great people, our cousins from the north.
My brand new 2011 halloween comp:
http://soundcloud.com/brosupremo/hallowmix-2-the-deadening/s-BKf8z
Tell the manager she needs to get a pair of stilts to reduce workplace violence.
[QUOTE=Brother Supremo]But it wasn't her fault. She's still new to the job and new people make mistakes.[/QUOTE]
You are slippin' What is this shit? I am very disappointed in you. It's not her fault? ohh she's new? People make mistakes?
Did you start dating a Yoga instructor? get on some meds? Start therapy?
Yer goin' soft.
Sure you made a little ground back with the raped at 5 comment, but still, you've let me down.
"well she's either a cruel horny bitch or she might actually like you." - audreythirteen
[QUOTE=rkdaley]You are slippin' What is this shit? I am very disappointed in you. It's not her fault? ohh she's new? People make mistakes?
Did you start dating a Yoga instructor? get on some meds? Start therapy?
Yer goin' soft.
Sure you made a little ground back with the raped at 5 comment, but still, you've let me down.[/QUOTE]
You sonavabitch. You got some nerve talkin' to me like that! Goin' soft? I grabbing my dick right now and it's hard and swollen purple. I'd chase you down the street and fuck you, just to show you I ain't turnin' soft. Then I'd make you tell your folks and your kids that I fucked you and that I am in fact as hard as a door knob.
And when you testify in court against me for fucking you in the street, I'll come and fuck you again in front of the judge and jury. I'll get that bailiff to smile.
But goddamn, fucking you doesn't avenge what that stupid midget fuck did to me. She's dead. I'm going to get her. New person or not. I'll show you all, including all the yoga intructors here!
Now put you clothes on, rkdaley.
My brand new 2011 halloween comp:
http://soundcloud.com/brosupremo/hallowmix-2-the-deadening/s-BKf8z
i didnt read one single post in this thread and i bet i can jump right in -
Fuck em if they cant take a joke !
Ah midgets, God's punchline
[QUOTE=Brother Supremo]You sonavabitch. You got some nerve talkin' to me like that! Goin' soft? I grabbing my dick right now and it's hard and swollen purple. I'd chase you down the street and fuck you, just to show you I ain't turnin' soft. Then I'd make you tell your folks and your kids that I fucked you and that I am in fact as hard as a door knob.
And when you testify in court against me for fucking you in the street, I'll come and fuck you again in front of the judge and jury. I'll get that bailiff to smile.
But goddamn, fucking you doesn't avenge what that stupid midget fuck did to me. She's dead. I'm going to get her. New person or not. I'll show you all, including all the yoga intructors here!
Now put you clothes on, rkdaley.[/QUOTE]
that's my boy....
*wipes blood off of ass and limps home*
"well she's either a cruel horny bitch or she might actually like you." - audreythirteen
[QUOTE=Brother Supremo]You sonavabitch. You got some nerve talkin' to me like that! Goin' soft? I grabbing my dick right now and it's hard and swollen purple. I'd chase you down the street and fuck you, just to show you I ain't turnin' soft. Then I'd make you tell your folks and your kids that I fucked you and that I am in fact as hard as a door knob.
And when you testify in court against me for fucking you in the street, I'll come and fuck you again in front of the judge and jury. I'll get that bailiff to smile.
But goddamn, fucking you doesn't avenge what that stupid midget fuck did to me. She's dead. I'm going to get her. New person or not. I'll show you all, including all the yoga intructors here!
Now put you clothes on, rkdaley.[/QUOTE]
ah see this is the kind of post that made me join the cult, i love you man, in the broken glass sodomy way of course
Today was even worse. Following the holiday weekend, we had over 90 dogs who were under our care. it wouldn't have been so bad if two people hadn't called in sick and it was only me and my boss working.
So much to do today. Walk and clean after all 90 barking dogs. The smell of shit and piss so overwhelming that it burns your sinuses and gives you a splitting headache that makes you feel like your left eye socket is imploding.
Working around dog shit for over a year, I thought I was used to the smell. But this one shit, it was a shade of maroon and had a gelatin-like texture. I damn near vomited from its odor. Then I felt wet sprinkles on my face. The sprinkles were from an excited dog dancing in a puddle of its own piss and shit.
I'm trying to give you an idea of the mood I was in when the midget from reception called for a food order. In her southern accent, "Ah need a case of canine jay-dee." I double checked with her, " A case of canine J.D.?" She said that was correct.
I stop everything I'm doing and go all the way outside to the food shed and grab a case of canine J.D. I take it all the way up to reception and she informs me that I grabbed the wrong food. "Ah asked for gee-dee, hun," she told me. Gritting my teeth, "You told me J.D." Nope. It was [I]me[/I] who was mistaken.
So I went all the way back to the food shed, wasting valuable walking time, and brought up a case of canine G.D. And she says in that cunt accent, "Thank yah."
That is the word to describe her. Cunt. She is a fucking cunt midget and I hate her. While walking those dogs after the incident, I fantasized about murdering her. Smashing her face with those cans of dog food in the front lobby with everyone looking in horror. Blood spurting everywhere. Bits of skull and brain flying all over everyone.
And at that moment, I got a hard-on, which lasted all the way until after work were I masturbated it.
But of course, I'd never go through with such a crazy plan. They'd send me to prison where I'd be raped everywhere! In the shower or in my cell and even my ass. Unprotected sodomy I might add, which just doesn't work for me. I prefer to double bag it.
But anyway, I know that midget did what she did on purpose. And believe you me, she'll pay.
My brand new 2011 halloween comp:
http://soundcloud.com/brosupremo/hallowmix-2-the-deadening/s-BKf8z
What's really sad is you'll probably be working there for the next 30 years.
[QUOTE=mirka]What's really sad is you'll probably be working there for the next 30 years.[/QUOTE]
Good to have job security.
My brand new 2011 halloween comp:
http://soundcloud.com/brosupremo/hallowmix-2-the-deadening/s-BKf8z
And fodder for masturbation it seems. :rolleyes:
[QUOTE=mirka]And fodder for masturbation it seems. :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
It's the job that I both love to hate and hate to love.
After all that nonsense, I had to transfer a cat from the grooming room to the cat room. I still have a fear towards cats, since I was attacked months ago. This cat, I wasn't sure I could trust him, since he hid in the back of the cage, much like any other asshole cat I've dealt with.
But he let me pick him up and pet him. He purred in my arms. This was the moment I forgave all cats for the sins of the one cat who attacked me. And "Wish You Were Here" was playing on the radio, which made this moment even more sweeter. Cats are okay in my book now. :biggthump
My brand new 2011 halloween comp:
http://soundcloud.com/brosupremo/hallowmix-2-the-deadening/s-BKf8z
[QUOTE=Brother Supremo]It's the job that I both love to hate and hate to love.
After all that nonsense, I had to transfer a cat from the grooming room to the cat room. I still have a fear towards cats, since I was attacked months ago. This cat, I wasn't sure I could trust him, since he hid in the back of the cage, much like any other asshole cat I've dealt with.
But he let me pick him up and pet him. He purred in my arms. This was the moment I forgave all cats for the sins of the one cat who attacked me. And "Wish You Were Here" was playing on the radio, which made this moment even more sweeter. Cats are okay in my book now. :biggthump[/QUOTE]
I like when moments come together perfectly with a song that's playing in the background.
You should steal that cat and keep it!
[QUOTE=mirka]I like when moments come together perfectly with a song that's playing in the background.
You should steal that cat and keep it![/QUOTE]
I had a couple of incidents when the music came together perfectly with a couple of things that occured to me. Once I was driving and I had the radio on and I got T boned by a minivan and playing on the radio was [I]Alive [/I]by POD. In the video for [I]Alive [/I]there is a car that gets T boned by a truck...that sucked.
Another time I was at a concert and I saw this little guy getting beat up. I was heading over to try to pull him out of the situation when from out of nowhere I get clocked in the face and knocked out. Playing live was Ludicris and hed just started singing [I]Move Bitch [/I] (the part were he sings [I]OH NO! The FIGHT'S OUT I'ma bout to punch yo... LIGHTS OUT[/I]). Apparently they thought I was going over to let some fists fly, although that wasn't the case. That sucked as well. The music wasn't the greatest in either case, but it fit pretty well.
Your father was a midget and he beat you and you never told him you loved him before he died.
I'm afraid this means you're gay.