You. Back in the day.

An actual monkey? For real monkey?

What were you guys doing with a monkey on the beach?

You don't find them at large, there's a dude with a monkey and you can take pictures with it. I'm not sure this happens anymore, I haven't seen anyone last summer and I stayed for 10 days.

I was a baby and my parents were young and silly. I think that was the only year I had such a picture.

Romanian Beach Monkey is scary as fuck, no?

Hahaha, this whole monkey thing made me laugh!

That is so strange.

Worst ad campaign ever.

yes.

fuck.

This is gold.

You were such a blondie! I didn't notice that picture before but you look like a lil angel/doll.

I was making fun of you because you're probably the same size.

And I like the Romanian monkeymonster. It's cute!

After that picture was taken, Romanian Beach Monkey ate the photographer's face and hands.

If it was still wearing that scarf, I bet it was adorable.

So I suppose you know nothing of bear leaders?

Monkeys at the seaside, bears in mountain resorts.

the guys that make the bears dance?

Yes, we still have a few. They're mostly Gypsies, though.

I'm glad over this conversation being had after being freaked by what I noticed while scrolling absently past Irina's pic.

Pete. Exactly.

Except I had to mention it.

Me pimpin it back in my school days.

This was my college pass photo my senior year of HS. I had to take a few college classes over summer break to get my damn diploma. Still avoided that 10 page report on air quality.

Halloween 1997. I was in character the whole night... my friend wasn't. I always told him he was a pussy...lol

Being gangsta - I joke, however we were actually hanging out at our dealers house with firearms and vato's and all. The chick is my old friend Toni.

I miss the Nineties.

One is supposed to stay in character all of Halloween, that is half of the point.

What if one goes as a pumpkin?

Then knock some teeth out and smile devilishly.... all night

That is ones own fault and problem then.

Changes Nothing about The Rules.

You know to this day I've always been pissed off at Smashing Pumpkins for not actually smashing any pumpkins... not one. They should have made a whole video just smashing pumpkins. I want to be like... "Hey Billy Corgan... Smash a fucking pumpkin already you pussy!"

ahahahahaha

Christmas Eve, 1995(?).

Like!

Your coat is nice.

Vintage Swiss military trench coat. I loved that jacket. Stolen by junkies a few years later. Fuck junkies.

Like 2.

Those are awesome

Three single guys in their twenties with no families on Christmas Eve... You bet there was drinkin' involved!

Also. Apocalypse Now, Christmas Movie Of The Gods.

Single? Then what's that on your ring finger?

A ring.

But, yes, I was definitely single in 1995.

Tuffy. Confusing people since (probably before) 1995.

I don't have that problem because no ring in the world (except those for kids) stays on my ring finger. I'm like Hansel before he got fat.

Here's one of my father and I:

This is what I was doing in the 90's:

I loved this car (rebuilt the engine myself but the paint job was professional):

Tuffy is quite handsome in that second pic.

I love that photo os you and your Dad, Don. That's a really special photo. Dad and son hanging out.

I love that car.

I think rings on the ring finger are a good idea whether single or not.

I had multiple rings for every finger (and both thumbs) in those days. And often wore as many as would fit on.

Thumb rings are good things.

I think I said so before recently, but I always wore an amber ring on my left ring finger when I was single, whether wearing any other at all.

I just found a Christmas picture of my young sexy sister back in the day I might post in a bit if I have time. A check the ID picture!

I spy Tuffy, he does look tuff actually.
This is me and my homie Minolta- She only made one show on America's Next Top Model, then those blind fekers cut her out.
She and Tina had just given me a make over. Just after New Years get together 2010.

My very best friends doing our thing, in 1991. That girl beside me, making the face, was kind of mean and full of herself.
Damn, I used to have a lot of hair.

Sima's kinda fun.

I'm named after a child's toy, Newkid. Notsotuff.

I don't know about you Tuff, But I want a time machine that set only for early 90s.

Then, I would have maxed out my credit touring with "Hey." and gone to the Nirvana show instead of Mudhoney (even though Mark Arm let us sit on stage and headbang). Eh. Damn frat boys and top 40 radio killed Kurt, not Courtney.

*that's

Nearly two here.

Sema is fun.

And i wouldn't say it earlier, but I'll say now, tuff stop being so effing cute... how the hell have you ever been single?

I'm a asshole. Hain't you noticed?

not really

I useta wear a shirt that said "Courtney Killed Duce".

'Course, I useta drink with Duce, so...

I know things.

But Courtney killed everybody.

I know things too.