You asked for me, so here's me
Hello and welcome. I am quite surprised that no one has asked who exactly asked for you, though. I would hate to think that the title of your thread and all of your cute shenanigans were based on deceit.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Well that makes no sense and I'm not understanding my so called cute shenanigans. People asked who I was so this was the best way I could answer that question.
Buh dum bum ching!
Take it easy, Mike. It was neither clever nor funny. She is being deliberately thick about her cute shenanigans.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Or in it.

Once again no cute shenanigans going on I'm just being my honest self.
This is basically what I was referring to.
Oop. I just realized, my rimshot post was meant to go after Ritt's post.
You said you pretend to be the smartest/funniest person alive... is this... is this an attempt at that?
Basically since Ritt's was the last of page two, I thought that was it. I was rimshotting his joke.
Never mind, if you answer me, you're just going to repeat this again. Carry on being yourself.
This chick is just too cool for school.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
This is basically what I was referring to.
How exactly am I being thick about this cuteness that you continue to refer to? It's really unnecessary.
I, for one, am glad to see you finally got your period.
Especially after all the "platonic" cuddling that Berto lured all the women into. He likes to play the cute manchild, but he's got offspring in every county in the lower 48.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Why don't you try our other threads. Spread the (being yourself) around.
I don't know what's wrong with me. This, to me, was by far the cutest part of this thread.
I'll have to try that
Yeaaah, this thread was fun, but it's definitely lost its way. In short, Tuffy's last post was my favorite.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
There is no use. Christopher Robbin Had no luck with Eyor either.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
^This.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
Well that's because Tuffy's post WAS the best in this thread. He always performs above and beyond the call of duty when he's out to impress the new person.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
You're not supposed to talk about it!
We're rebels.
I talk about it all the time. It's my favorite.
In fact, I was just talking to my friend Matt about it. We really had a good laugh.
In fact, I was just talking to my friend Matt about it. We really had a good laugh.
We have no names.
Sidenote: I love your sig Mena. It's one of my guilty pleasure songs.
Matt = alias yo!
Would it have been better if I called him Colonel Mustard?
What the fuck is going on here?

Would it have been better if I called him Colonel Mustard?
You totally missed my FC reference. I don't know who you are anymore.
I shall call you Robert Paulson from now on.
Yeah, what Subby said.
Whatever Whore!
apathy and snakes
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
No - I caught it Jaz. I just don't remember the rules of Fight Club besides the first 2. I only memorized them for the time it took to pass the "mod test." Frank just got everybody black-out drunk and told them in the morning that he passed. We believed him...
Drank Funk Reigns kicked Tyler Durden's ass
This is why we can't have nice things.
Alice!
I honestly don't understand anymore
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“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Si vis pacem, para bellum

This is why we can't have nice things.
Yahtzee!
This is why we can't have nice things.
so this is still happening

Wait, wait...
Satan's a Cultie now?
I can't get away from that fucker today.


so kenzie, do you like... know the first rule of fight club? because that's really important around here. we talk about it all the time.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
