You asked for me, so here's me
hello kenzie. welcome to the cult.
You made her this way!
This is such bullshit. Shit's getting far too strict around here.
Also, some are perturbed by your lack of a period at the end of your sentence there. I don't really care though. They are just giving the new member a hard time.
Having friends to me is like that new restaurant in town that you've always wanted to try but always come up with fake excuses not to go to because you are afraid of being seen naked.
I appreciate you, Pepper.
The last sentence of your introduction was pretty off-putting, but I'm sure you're really a nice girl. I like your style by the way. What's your real hair color?
Not so much a badass as a dumbass I suppose.
hey, don't be so hard on yourself. little did you know, chuck's website is actually a cuddle puddle of big softies.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
haha cuddle puddle!! Yes welcome, in a friendly way. [:
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
came here for the cuddle puddle.
discovered there were sammiches to be had as well.
Sammiches? Where?
your vip sammiches society invite must have been filched by customs
edit:
^^^ JUST REALIZED sammiched between Cami, Erin Mae, and Irina
CUDDLE PUDDLE ACHIEVED. 
cuddle cuddle nom nom nom nom nom cuddle
CUPCAKES!
Yes! cuddle puddle! Lovely. [:
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
berto, that gif is my favorite ever. didn't I put that in the gif thread?
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
*sleepycuddletimeface*
i has no recollection beyond the past 20 minutes of cuddlepuddle
it's 11 in the morning! WAKE UP
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
noon.
and my head feels all 'splodey 
want to go back to couch.
Stop sleeping so much, Berto, and go on Skype with Cammie and I.
dere is no skyping going on 
you lured me from the couch.
I can't skype, I'm in class.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I had to eat, sorry!
I don't particulary enjoy cuddling with strangers if that's alright with you
What exactly are your intentions then?
My real hair color is blonde but I rather like my red hair so it's staying that way
Also, some are perturbed by your lack of a period at the end of your sentence there. I don't really care though. They are just giving the new member a hard time.
Having friends to me is like that new restaurant in town that you've always wanted to try but always come up with fake excuses not to go to because you are afraid of being seen naked.
You're taking advantage of me not using periods.
Look at this girl she is all sorts of cute. Maybe a little off putting with her hate for bears but still.
Some of my best friends were strangers I found at a party and spooned with, guys and galls. A platonic cuddle can get you through anything.
But you like cats and hate zombies, that's good enough for me.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
QFT.
A hug can get you to have sex in less than 20 minutes.
Now that must be quite the hug!
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Yes, it was.
QFT.
I need this more than I can possibly say. Where does one find a platonic cuddle?
Kenzie, post pictures of Molly.
I'm afraid murder's ban-worthy.
And yes to more pics.
This is evil Molly.
I tried to take your advice but they left me for each other and now it's awkward when I look at my hand.
This is evil Molly.
Evil but pretty. Her stomach looks like a piano. I like that.
EDIT: Eww, Ritt. Don't be so gross so close to me. Need a buffer of at least one normal post before you come in with that.
That's a lovely snake. Snakes are pretty. I had a snake once, for a very long time. I told it everything, all my secrets, dreams, fears. We shared a sacred bond and became each others worlds. Until one day, when she preened up at me like she wanted a kiss...but when I leaned down to kiss her I bit her head off.
That snake is so very lovely. I love the pattern.
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
Being pretty and eating adorable fat mice rarely leads to a good personality
Who needs a personality with scales like that.
QFT.
I need this more than I can possibly say. Where does one find a platonic cuddle?
QFS.
(sympathy)
I tried to take your advice but they left me for each other and now it's awkward when I look at my hand.
You are too cute. This makes me 
I tried to take your advice but they left me for each other and now it's awkward when I look at my hand.
You are too cute. This makes me :-)
What is this cute you speak of?
I heard a story once of a couple who had a pet snake. They would let it sleep in the bed with them until one day the snake would lay out straight next to them and they thought something was wrong but turns out the snake was just measuring them to see when he could gobble them up.
When I heard that story it just added to my fears.
That you imitated the finger friend thing. See? There! Cute.
I'm so confused by this whole thread.
Why aren't we talking about sammiches and lobster?
I don't see how this is confusing.
and I fail to see how having no friends is how you say cute
Can't quite put a finger on it?
Dammit. I've been wanting to find the proper time to use that. I can never remember to use it.
Si vis pacem, para bellum