You asked for me, so here's me
I am officially the palest girl in Florida
My only friends are my cats
The only kind of sandwich I will eat is peanut butter
I don't party with mice because I had a pet mouse named bruno but my dad stepped on him and feed him to my snake molly
My weekends consist of xbox and reading
My favorite book is Rant
I pretend I'm the smartest person alive
Also I pretend I'm the funniest person alive
I fear sharks, alligators, snakes, and most of all zombies
My favorite band is Say Anything
And I honestly don't care if you guys like me or not but why not put myself out there.
BTW there are plenty of pale Floridians. I know most of them.
You're pretty.
I'd be worried about having pets that would eat each other. Also, you fear snakes, but you had a pet one? Eeek.
Thanks for sharing.
I don't know a shark on the street is probably thinking well if I'm going down then I'm taking someone down with me
Despite your pseudo-bohemian appearance and vaguely leftist doctrine of beliefs, you know nothing of art or sex that you couldn't read in any trendy, New York, underground fashion magazine.
But hey! Welcome anyway.
Were you distracted by something off camera and did it smell bad?
I'm just kidding, don't answer that.
Welcome and hello. I was born in Florida but I only lived there for the first 11 months of my life. I've vacationed in the panhandle a few times but I wouldn't want to live there all the time. I love Key West, though.
Oh see after Molly ate Bruno I feared them
You sound like you need a friend. I'm sure there's someone around here that's willing.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Yes, that would put me off them too.
I don't need friends, they're just wanted
Wanted what?
This is why we can't have nice things.
Punctuation is your friend, my friend.
Ohhhh, I get it.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Angsty. Was Jes like this a year ago?
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I'm just going to pretend like I know what's going on.
Jes was all of a angsty teen and hardly an angsty teen at all.
You appear to not want friends, and yet you are being social by joining this website and talking with us. You are an enigma.
Also, some are perturbed by your lack of a period at the end of your sentence there. I don't really care though. They are just giving the new member a hard time.
This too shall pass.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I didn't realize perfect grammar was in order but now that I know I'm going to keep doing so
Zing!
I enjoy my improper grammar it sets me apart from all of you
Totally
I wish I was original
I wish I
This is why we can't have nice things.
I am, in all likelihood, the palest man in Florida. Seriously, it's bad.
I want a cat, but mom's allergic. And since I still live with them for now, it's a no go.
Peanut butter is fucking delicious.
Rant is my favorite book from Chuck.
I don't pretend to be the smartest person alive, but I'm smart enough that just being myself is pretty impressive.
I don't pretend to be the funniest person alive, but I do pretty well for myself.
I fear rejection.
Nice to meet you. Nice hair.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I have step relatives in florida, if I went to visit they would cal me a pale yank.
I have a couple of cats, they were total sluts so we cut off their bits.
The only things to eat in hell are peanutbutter, mayonnaise and shrimp.
I haven't read rant.
Sometimes I rant and sound smart and/or funny.
I fear abandonment.
I'd go on with this list but I'm weary of it.
Punctuation is fun.
The only things to eat in hell are peanutbutter, mayonnaise and shrimp.
It takes a special type of lame-o to get three strikes in one sentence. AWAY WITH YOU, DEMON WOMAN!!
i'm not sure we can be friends any more Chris. I was willing to accept your love of peanut butter... but with those other two I draw the line.
My hair is pretty awesome and as for me being original,
Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known
-Chuck Palahniuk Invisible Monsters
ZOMG lessthan3
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I talked about being angsty but I was sickenly cheerful all the time. If another me joins this forum, I'll kill her myself.
Kenzie, post pictures of Molly.
D'awww, this is gonna be fun.
By the way...
You used punctuation and everything. You're already coming around.
Also, no jelly in your peanut butter sammiches? That's... simply... ugh, unheard of. I bet you don't even cut off the crusts or cover it in icing with Hot Cheetos sprinkled on top.
I have the appetite of a pregnant woman right now.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Who is Chuck Palahniuk?
Why would you want to see Molly? she is a horrible creature, R.I.P Bruno
Kenzie, post pictures of Molly.
I'm afraid murder's ban-worthy.
And yes to more pics.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I think he started a club for ranting monsters who choke or something..
Some has-been hack writer.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Also, some are perturbed by your lack of a period at the end of your sentence there. I don't really care though. They are just giving the new member a hard time.
Having friends to me is like that new restaurant in town that you've always wanted to try but always come up with fake excuses not to go to
Also, some are perturbed by your lack of a period at the end of your sentence there. I don't really care though. They are just giving the new member a hard time.
Having friends to me is like that new restaurant in town that you've always wanted to try but always come up with fake excuses not to go to because you are afraid of being seen naked.
Also, some are perturbed by your lack of a period at the end of your sentence there. I don't really care though. They are just giving the new member a hard time.
Having friends to me is like that new restaurant in town that you've always wanted to try but always come up with fake excuses not to go to
Gift certificates are generally motivating.
They have gift certificates for Friends now? Can I pick some up at Target?
This is why we can't have nice things.
Why wouldn't we want to see Molly? What kind of snake is it? Snakes are rad.
And let me get this right, your snake is horrible because your father stepped on your mouse and fed it to the snake? Or is it just an awful snake?
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
You can just make friends.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Not really, but they should.
I won $500 in gift certificates from my apartment and it made me enjoy staying here a lot more.
I tried that.
It didn't go well.
This is why we can't have nice things.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
what the what the
also, I love how when most everyone started the cult we were all like COME AT ME BRO
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I fear sharks but only in water settings. If I saw a shark on the street, I'd be like "What now?"
You are very pretty.