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Rip_Purr
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This site is seriously fucking awesome! Hilarious! Read the first page and the 'Pump Up' page and you'll be hooked. Please, you have to just check it out. OMG! A ha ha

[url]http://www.realultimatepower.net/[/url]

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fukn ninjas. yes. this rules.

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oh i remember this..some dude sent me the link last summer and i couldnt stop laughing..then some akido boy sent me the same link last month..couldnt stop laughing again...this time..again...i odnt know..it must be a weak spot..good times..good times

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awe - SOME!

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i actually know guys like this..
stupid japanophiles

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LOL!

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Yeah, great site, god, I had some spoofs on it, like one about how Korean guys are so awesome, let's see if I can find....

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[url=http://www.duke-kim.com/korean/]Huzzah![/url]

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"And when some dude dropped a spoon the Korean guy played DDR with the whole town."

"The purpose of the Korean guy is to eat rice and do math problems."

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OMG>>>>
you have no idea how much this means to me
i used to have the biggest thing for this one korean guy

you should think about hte HKs and their rice rockets

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You're welcome. Hrm, think about their rick rockets? Why, exactly?

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rice rockets? holy i have to find you that link of all the differnet types of fobs (fresh off boat)
omg..i went to the viet restaruant on sunday and parked in front me me was this nasty baby blue honda pony/huchback or whatever it's called..and on the windshield..across it..in big bold letters said "asian pride"...and on the hood of the car..same thing.."asian pride".. i couldnt stop laughing my ass off

rice rockets as in all those souped up civics...where fobs or fob wannabee CBCs (cdn born chiense..or ABCs) "cruise" around in

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Er, yeah, rice rockets. Haha, rick rockets.. Wow, I'm awesome.

Yea, I know what they are, but... I was just wondering what you meant about "I need to think about them"...

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oh as in all the similarities between the koreans and the chinese
i think the chinese are worthy of an ultimate power page too!

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do you see those rice rockets where you are too ? where are you exactly..
i see them ALL THE TIME..and i cant stop laughing at them

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disx
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Oh okay, that makes sense then. Yeah, we call 'em Ricers down here. A friend of mine is all into his car, but he drives a Trans Am and it's actually quite a bad ass car. I'm not much of a car guy, though. Er, back to the point, he makes fun of ricers all the time, he hates them with such a passion, heh.

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funny shit, at least one person on every board on the internet gives a link to it. the site seems to spread like...uh...

...herpes?

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herpes..hehe
i was watching some american channel 2 years ago..and there was this commerical about herpes..and this woman tlaking about it was swimming in a pool..
*shivers*

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disx
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Er, it can spread in water, huh? I never really thought about that. THat's scary, can it really?

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apparently it can stay alive and potent for 24 hrs on plastic too

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dammit..i'm supposed to be in NY right now..and flying to taiwan tomorrow..errrrrr

going out ..and will scream out loud

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Screaming is always good. Hey, if you were in those places, you wouldn't be talking to Frammy and I, right? Okay, so bad example. NY & Taiwan > Frammy & I... Oh well. Have fun shopping and watch out for herpes.

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powwaa...did someone say powaaaaa?

yes frammy and you..frammy and you...NY and Taiwan...hmm...tough choice...
didnt really shop shop..it's more like me whoring myself to amuse my friends

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Hrm, interesting... explain?

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the whoring part i pressume?

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disx
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Si senorita.

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lol...
well just me "prostituting" myself to accompany 2 girls while they are all girly and giddy...
we are all prostitutes..some wear their heels better than others

i'm sorry to disappoint you
but if it's an orgy you're looking for...or some hot lesbo action..it's 2 doors down the hall..to your left

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disx
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Not exactly what I was thinking, but that sounds fun, too.

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so what WERE you thinking?
*giggles

(lol..yes i know you hate that)

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disx
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Pfft, you're just like all the other girls.... *storms off*

But hrm, I don't know what I was thinking. Honest. Sideways

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please dont insult..i am NOT like most girls
lol

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disx
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Sure you aren't. We believe you.

origamiLips
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was that sarcasm..?
or fake reassurance

*runs and gets into fetal position

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disx
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Yeah, take that, you.

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you a MEANIE

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disx
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And you're a doodiehead.

Being 5 is like, so incredibly awesome. By the way..

origamiLips
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..i wouldnt know..i never had a childhood

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disx
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How mysterious.

I had one, but fate decided to take a fat dump on it when I was 8. And that would explain why I am now a loser.

origamiLips
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what happened..

yes i am an interesting person

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disx
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I moved. I mean, there's more to it, but that's basically what did it. Turned me into normal happy kid to loser boy.

origamiLips
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really? i moved too when i was 8..from taiwan to toronto..and it was a good thing...yes i hate martha stewart..i watch her to make fun of her..but had to switch if off within minutes.l.acuse it's just too damn easy

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disx
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What? Martha Stewart? That came out of nowhere.

My move was bad. I'll leave at that. I don't really like to talk about my dumb life. Cos I hate people who whine, and I'm just whinin'...

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no..the "it's a good thing" that's so martha

i'm sorry..i'm a big introspection person..i over analyze all the time

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disx
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Actually, I lied, I don't hate whiners. Well, real whiners are annoying, but I thoroughly enjoy listening to other people's problems. I'm Super Turbo Listener #1... Girls are supposed to eat that shit up. Damn the media for filling my head with lies. >_<

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Same here on the introspection analyzing thing.. Who'd a thunk it, right? Damn astrology.

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i hate you..liar!!!

yeah..i am like that too
but latley i'm the one doin the whinnin

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disx
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Sorry Gucci, I'm Martha Stewart-challenged.

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lol..so when are you flyign here?
lol

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disx
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Me too, and it makes me sad. I want others to whine to me so I can nod my head and be all wise and knowing and stuff.

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On my way, ma'am. =D

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me i like to listen too...i guess there is no true alturism beucase you are always getting somethign in return..in this case..you are gaining the person's trust and you feel important

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