Writing Partner?
Ever want to do something so f*cked up and brilliant that your friends and family will wonder why they never called the FBI about you sooner?
It's imperative that you contact me at once.
I'm an aspiring author in search of the perfect writing partner. Someone with a terrifying command of words. A towering narrative voice. Someone who wants to write a bitter satirical masterpiece filled with ominous and comedic overtones. Are you as pissed off as I am at this world? Do you find the sick humor beneath it all? Do you have something worth saying?
I've written one novel, learned from the experience and am ready to brazenly rip through another. If one mind constructing an evil manifest of satire and wisdom can get the job done, why not have two? What better place to search than the cult?
A lot of writers in fantasy and science fiction do this, team up to write a novel. If you don't find anyone here, you could look at the Velvet.
Awesome site. Thanks for the link!
It just seems weird to me for two people to write a novel. I don't know why. The two i've read, The Difference Engine and Good Omens, were both incredibly good. And it's nothing to me to see that two or more people have written a screenplay for a movie or lyrics to a song or pretty much anything. But writing a book just seems such a personal endeavour. It'd be like asking someone else to come in and help you take a shit.
It's imperative that you contact me at once.
I'm an aspiring author in search of the perfect writing partner. Someone with a terrifying command of words. A towering narrative voice. Someone who wants to write a bitter satirical masterpiece filled with ominous and comedic overtones. Are you as pissed off as I am at this world? Do you find the sick humor beneath it all? Do you have something worth saying?
I've written one novel, learned from the experience and am ready to brazenly rip through another. If one mind constructing an evil manifest of satire and wisdom can get the job done, why not have two? What better place to search than the cult?
im a lazy son of a bitch, with no motivation, but an ability to string words together nicely. seeking someone to light a fire under my ass and get me writing again, regularly, anyway. writing samples can be provided. resumes cannot. PM me.
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“...There are so many ways of being despicable it quite makes one's head spin. But the way to be really despicable is to be contemptuous of other people's pain. You ought to have some apprehension that the man you see before you was once even younger than you are now and arrived at his present wretchedness by imperceptible degrees.”
-James Baldwin
Then I guess you've never truly lived.
that's one possibility.
Then I guess you've never truly lived.
If someone has to help me use the bathroom for me to have "truly lived" then I don't think I wanna truly live.
I have truly lived.
I would have preferred dignity.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
Awesome pic, handle.
Thank you, Donny!
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
Then I guess you've never truly lived.
...in a nursing home.
this is communication.
Then I guess you've never truly lived.
...in a nursing home.
I knew there was a joke there.....
When the last living thing Has died on account of us, How poetical it would be If Earth could say, In a voice floating up Perhaps From the floor Of the Grand Canyon, "It is done. People did not like it here"
Keep your stick on the ice.
No.