Write to Sonck and here's what you may get in return.

Cool. Free stuff. Where do I sign up?

well, i guess a statement of intent or interest is good.
but im sure none of you want to post mailing addresses here- SO, tell me in a PM or over IM- and ill see what i can do.

now, im very aware ill be a total whore for this- but the colouring books are the main deal. unless Palahniuk makes those-- im ok,. so nerr.

So, is this a result of complete and utter boredom and lack of decent drugs?

I WANT IN..
i also want your cool tees..
and the colouring book (we too spell it with the "u")

perhaps i am getting greedy
why are you so generous

Knowing you, Wes, the underwear will be used. So, no thanks

Canadians spell with the 'ou?' Or Taiwanese do?

are crayons enclosed as a supplemental material or are those sold seperately?

cdns ..taiwaneses want to be american so no "u"

wait..female underwear? your mamas..or your past gfs..or your gfs..or does this fall under the "kink" thread?

Rohan- good point. oh man, ive got to get that pic. of me in them. perhaps, it will be post-worthy.

and Rita - good idea- i can offer a tee service as well as a colouring book- yes, thats colour- service as well. i am glorified.

love me, i need some more medicine.

Dear Mr. Sonck,

I just wanted to write to you because I really love to colour and you make the best colouring books! They are so filled with humour and pathos. I buy each one as soon as it comes to Amazon.

I really love that you go naked in public and are always dancing! My mate Shannon, says you are prancing, but I don't think you are that kind of fellow. You think the human form is glorious! Its obvious by your art.

Someday I hope we can be lovers, but we have to wait two more years until sweet sixteen. Just kidding! I'm sure you already have a special ms.

.....

and here i thought i was special.

You learn something new about you damn canucks everyday. I didn't know you kids were down the euro spelling.

wow- mirkah -- is that about my other self? or did you jsut write that up? its interesting. im flattered at your love proclamation- and i would accept in theory. if not bound by the Pacific.

and Kitty, im starting to feel bad about the cheating? im being a naughty boy already.

crayons may be supplied. im undecided as of yet.

we were 'with" the UK for a long time..so unlike the rebellious yanks, we kept the customs..and drink "red rose" orange pekoke tea..speaking of that..i need to have my daily dosage of that

*reaches for the yummy sambuca instead

wes..me vont your tees

snack, you ARE a whore. *runs from thread crying*

Wait, if Wes is dishing out Tee's I'm definitely in, especially if I get the Euro Trash tee. *starts jumping up and down anxiously*

euro trash..who said my favourite words..
i so want to see your tees..i love funky tees

and other stuff too..colouring book would be fun too

this is interesting.

is the tee-trade gathering more interest than my colouring books? oh my. well, i can do a [b]limited[/b] run of tee's. only maybe a lucky 5-10 can get one.

its like precious substances, if theres too much about, its no longer valuable.

OH SHIT!! I CALL DIBS!! I CALL DIBS!!!!

true dat true dat..unless you die..or "die"...
i call dibs..you know me..i'm the first to mention it

why would i die ?

....anyway, the reason for my letter is too tell you that I think your T's are really awesome but that your col[i]our[/i]ing books are really the epitome of what it means to be an artist!

Your biggest fan,
with lotsalove and respect

M****h

Wes, you can expect an exceptionally fatty letter from me if I can get my fingers on a black version of your Euro Trash tee. Seriously. Huge letter.

is you taking the piss?

sucking up DOES not help..hehe

hmm die as in you know how artwork increase in worth and is considered to be more valuable after the artist dies right?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Rents [/i]
[B]OH SHIT!! I CALL DIBS!! I CALL DIBS!!!! [/B][/QUOTE]

Yeah, well, I'm the only one that actually wrote a letter haha

so perhaps it's better to "die"..fake death..
hmm..what eurotrash tee..show me please?
hmm i am so euro trash..my friend even told me that i dress very euroish

again..sucking up will not work

or will it?

um, im not at home- im at my moms house-- ill post a EuroTrash tee pic of me modelling it soon.

mirkah- IS you takin' the piss?
im doped up. beware. im not following.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wesley Sonck [/i]
[B]is you taking the piss? [/B][/QUOTE]
Hell no, I'm not taking the piss. How long of a letter do you want? I'm starting to feel like I'm scalping tickets here.

Posting letters here don't count, Mirkah.

Yeah, I always liked that euro trash tee, too, haha. Dammit. What other tees you got, beetch? Let us see, let us see...

Wes,

read my letter tommorro. Its right here. I have DIBS!

i love funky tees...
currently my fav is this really cool graphic tee of this euro girl smiling..great colours
past fav: "i dream of burning billboards"

what other tees do you have? i love tees and am very interested
and i cant wait to see that eurotrash tee

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Rents [/i]
[B]

Posting letters here don't count, Mirkah. [/B][/QUOTE]

No, no, not fair. Oh, never mind. [b]printing[/b]

Ha

i dont follow mirkah. and Rents is right. post letters dont count.

re: 'teh tee collection' ill post more when i have my book back, and im not so nauseousness/drugged. call posting here- a statement of intent.

and, write to me, whatever you like.

hahaha, NOT FAIR!! NOT FAIR!!!

Unless Wes is digging for that Euro Trash pick, I think I've got it handy.

Wes in his oh so sexy Euro Trash shirt that I so desperately want in black.

yes, im beautiful. adore me.

Well, okay, I've got dibs on a tee, too, then, right? I need.

kneels down and obeys

ooh, motherfucker, thats not fair. I wrote you a letter while everyone else was [i]considering[/i] writing you a letter based on T-shirts. My letter said I loved your art!

Read the thread tommorro. I do have DIBS. If you disagree, I will slink away and never colour again. Ever. Swear!

hey you wouldnt have thought about the tees if not for me

ok ms mirkah, i will.

if you still want to write me write me, i welcome it.

i bet you this is someway for him to entertain himself to see human greed at play...we are ugly ugly people

*checks mirror..no i'm still beautiful
muahahhaa

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mirkah [/i]
[B]ooh, motherfucker, thats not fair. I wrote you a letter while everyone else was [i]considering[/i] writing you a letter based on T-shirts. My letter said I loved your art![/B][/QUOTE]
Oh there ain't no [I]considering[/I] here when a t-shirt's involved. This is serious shit. If I get a tee, I'm sending Wes a goddam letter whether he likes it or not.

youre all hotties.

and no, this is not a ploy, or an exit, or an ego boost.

if someone writes- ill send you Sonck-made-colouring books and T-Shirts.

I already wrote a letter! I have proof, people. Why do I have to provide postage and an envelope.

When Wes sobers, he'll see

i know *hic* im such a wasteoid.... well mirkah, we will come to some kind of arrange-ingment. IM sometime young lady.

So how does this letter get sent? Real mail? E-mail? PM? I'm guessing real mail? So we PM you and get your address, or what?