Who's Autograph do you have/want?

this is a good thread. excellent choice.

mohammad ali aka casius clay
abraham lincoln
william cotter, president colby college my alma mater

erm, ive got no ones.

the only things of note i have around, the house,... somewhere are:

-bits and pieces of TISM members costumes: Token Black Man's tinsel and Ron Hitler Barassi's lion tail
-a ticket to an Australia vs Paraguay football game that Jose Luis Chilavert had in his hotel room

for autographs id want- id like some kind of object, or i dont know, box of roof tiles- with the autographs of all of the Cult members on it. or somesuch. that would be neat.

wes, enfant terible, you do get around. fleet street, eh? fighting crime there, i suspect?

I've got everyone from MSI's signatures on a ticket stub and then Kitty & Jimmy's sig on a CD case.

Oh, and I've got Talena's on some Kittie postcard type thing or something.

i got all you fuckers beat!

RICHARD MARX!!!!

that's right, i got it.

he opened a food court here in a mall, we printed a shitty picture of him wearing leather chaps and sporting a mullet and made him sign like 5 of them.

he was so pissed off...it was awesome.

i also have chuck palahniuks and bruce campbell...

i think that's it...

SF, you shoulda known better!

i've gotten lots of autographs, but usually i give the stuff away. for example, i got the johns' sigs from they might be giants on a big poster, but i gave it to my sister (because she was jealous)

but chuck signed my copy of lullaby...and he wrote "i like your necklace"

Roof tile for Wes:

_____________________
| |
| Jane S. |
|_____________________|

It turned out a little retardedly, but hey, it was my very first attempt into ASCII, so lay off.

Shit! It unformatted it or something! I swear it didn't look that stupid when I made it.

Oh well. Maybe I can edit it back right or something.

Damn. Okay. You're just going to have to use your imaginations and see that all the lines are supposed to be straight and stuff.

Now I feel like an idiot.

Hey, the Kevin Smith poster was mine. Other than that, I have a signed, limited first edition of Dorothy Parker's [i]Not So Deep as a Well[/i].

I supposedly have Bret Easton Ellis' autograph on my copy of Glamorama, but I bought it off ebay so I don't know.

I also have an autograph of some guy that was in Night of the Living Dead (Chilly Billy Cardille). And an autograph of some fat guy who sells mattresses, other than that I think that may be it.

id like to autograph my name on every bit of cougar ass tupper has had (and will have), he can sign his name too. also on al the cougar asses i get, eventually *fingers crossed*

I don't really want anyone's autograph but I have a copy of the novel Battlefield Earth signed by John Travolta. Beat that, suckers.

Jenna Jameson's crotch signature on my penis. That's the only autograph I'll ever accept.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by framstedt [/i]
[B]wes, enfant terible, you do get around. fleet street, eh? fighting crime there, i suspect? [/B][/QUOTE]

if only.
to be true to the NancyBoy song-- i was
'buying a suit'.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B]Roof tile for Wes:

_____________________
| |
| Jane S. |
|_____________________|

It turned out a little retardedly, but hey, it was my very first attempt into ASCII, so lay off. [/B][/QUOTE]

no matter, im making sweet love with the ASCII.

thankyou Jane.

i have chuck's john hancock on all of his novels to date (up to and including lullaby).

i would love to have trent reznor's.

Used to have:

Uma Thurman's on a photograph from the "5 Dollar Shake" scene in Pulp Fiction
Dr. Madd Vibe's (from Fishbone) on a book of poetry
All of the Mighty Mighty Bosstones on a cd cover
Ditto the Pietasters
Rogue from the Cruxshadows, on a poster
Gitane Dimone's, ditto

Currently have:
Chuck's on the inside of my Choke paperback, the inside of the Greek Fight Club that the most excellent willtupper gave unto me, and on both of my raffle tickets
Penn & Teller's (both of them) on a Residents postcard. (I sat less than 15 feet from them in the audience, I was hyped.)
Weird Al Yankovich's on my vhs of UHF
Mark Cotta Vaz' on two of his movie books (he does books about the making and artwork of various movies, the ones I have are about star wars and spiderman)
Ekaterina Gordieva's (figure skater) on a book
Bruce Campbell's on a book (he wished me happy birthday!)
Ted Naifeh's (comic book artist)
Will Tupper's (it'll be worth something someday )
The Groovie Ghoulies, on the inside of a cd cover

and a few "local celebrities" that I only got because I used to have this thing about having people sign magazines they were in for the heck of it.

as for whose i'd like...i never really thought about it that much...all the ones i have, i have for specific reasons and they all have added meaning to me.

just for shits and giggles though, i'd say Linzi Hatley (the girl who played the lead in "Carrie The Musical", Sigmund Freud (yes, i know he's dead), and jack kevorkian...just because i think they'd be great conversation peices. Heh.

All of my Chuck book's are signed by Chuck. And Chuck also sighned Jesus's Son. I want (sorry Kitty) Mark Z. Danielwsky's autograph. Well, actually, I just want to meet him. Oh, and my GIR doll is signed by Chuck, and a Jenga peice, and my brother's guitar(it says: Dear Dylan, DON'T PLAY WITH YOURSELF!). Ummm... Oh! My cell phone is sighned by the drummer of Interpol, but it's comming off ...

does he come over for Sunday dinner too? Or, do you just go bowling together XChuck?

it's amazing to me the things people sign when they want an autograph. a cell phone, for crying out loud. whatever happened to those swell books solds as autograph books!?!

btw, anyone know why john hancock signed the declaration of independence in such a hard to miss way? the answer isn't as obvious as it may seem.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wesley Sonck [/i]
[B]if only.
to be true to the NancyBoy song-- i was
'buying a suit'.
[/B][/QUOTE]

i can't believe you didn't ask me for advice on cut, material, etc. *head hung down in rejection*

theres some sort of novelty about getting random things signed. If I ever get to meet Chuck, I'll get him to sign my other chuck taylor....

now that's what i'm talking about . . . wtg snow white!

I always carry a permanent pen in my bag, and my diary, so I can rip out some paper. That way, I can succesfully harass any rock star/author/ movie star that walks past.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by framstedt [/i]
[B]it's amazing to me the things people sign when they want an autograph. a cell phone, for crying out loud. whatever happened to those swell books solds as autograph books!?!

btw, anyone know why john hancock signed the declaration of independence in such a hard to miss way? the answer isn't as obvious as it may seem. [/B][/QUOTE]

I was at a concert, so I didn't bring a book with me. And I didn't expect to get anything autographed.

SOUNDS reasonable, but i am dubious. i am always dubious. call me dr. dubious.

When I was ten, I wrote Clive Barker a letter after reading [u]The Thief of Always[/u], to which he responded with a very nice letter -- you could tell he'd actually read what I'd written him.
I wrote him again, recently. I got back something less than personal, and you get the feeling he now sends the same letter out to everyone.
Anyway, I've got his autograph.

I have the autographs of several members of the band "the Counting Crows"

I would like to get Chuck's autograph but I live in Ohio.

I also think it'd be cool to have WillTupper's autograph

I'm not sure if I said that because it was true, or if i said that because it amuses me when Will's head gets bigger.

i have lots of baseballs autographed but i gave them to my dad. i'm still claiming ownership, but my dad's more into "display case" sorts of things.
other than that, i have a chuck auto of fightclub that a friend from the interrrrrrrnet sent me. but the best thing i've had wasn't an autograph, it was shaking dane cook's hand.
autographs haven't been the same for me since i went to see aperfect circle in pensacola and instead of leaving with maynards sig or that hot basists' sig, the only one i got was from the lead singer from Snake river conspiracy... the band that opened for APC... she was hot and she had tight rubber or leather pants on w/ spikey claws running down her hips....
like fucko, i wanted her autograph.... in that way.... *gives fucko a high five* hahahaha