Who can't get it
People who use the word "libation/s."
Anybody who has angel wings tattooed on their back.
Whoever thinks Ricky Gervais' standup is funny.
Guys with more foreskin than actual dick.
Parody thread.
BAN.
Is that still a rule? I'm pretty sure the only enforced rule now is...
Thou shalt not spam.
Anyway. My bosses and coworkers and also customers cannot get it. I mean, they have in the past, kinda, but as of RIGHT NOW, no more.
Sorry. I just thought the other thread was going to be used for both.
Girls who are a lot dumber than me.
Sigh. I've already done this.
Girls who're too polite.
Girls who like smoking out all the time.
Girls who are uninterested in analyzing movies/shows/books.
They can't get it.
But I guess I've grown a bit since then, so I'll add what I've learned...
Girls who're really into holistic medicines
and possibly...
Girls who constantly use courtroom jargon
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Girls who constantly use courtroom jargon
Allegedly.
Does that mean the same thing as possibly? Either way. Allegedly.
You two are missing out.
No, really. You're both probably well above average in the intelligence department. Your dating pools are like, minuscule now.
Mike and Irina are nice people that don't particularly care for a one-sided relationship where they can manipulate the other through mind games. Only evil people would prefer that.
@jes
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Baby.
THAT reminds me about my favorite high school teacher who once spent a class just giving us life advice. The only thing I remember is, "Make sure the person you marry loves you more than you love them."
He was French so you know he's a Ph.D. in matters of the heart.
Or being really sarcastic. I could never tell.
Guys who spit in front of me.
Not gonna get it.
Hahaha I just remembered. Guys who go clubbing.
Amber, ew.
THAT reminds me about my favorite high school teacher who once spent a class just giving us life advice. The only thing I remember is, "Make sure the person you marry loves you more than you love them."
He was French so you know he's a Ph.D. in matters of the heart.
Or being really sarcastic. I could never tell.
It's like French people are born jaded.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
That baby is the closest kid I've ever seen, to resembling Stewie from Family Guy. Uncanny.
I can't get it.
Men that wear cord necklaces.
Anybody who has angel wings tattooed on their back.
See I cant say this is true for me. I understand where you are coming from but one of my lady friendshas wings on her back. And she is gorgeose. The wings look really good. And She could get it without question.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
People who dont read.
People who dont like animals.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Perhaps he simply meant men, because that'd just be too gay.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I dunno. Tattooed wings are extremely damn cliche at this point.
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Women who make grand negative generalizations about men. They just don't get it.
People who do to many drugs. Or too often.
Anyone who tells me I shouldnt be barefoot.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
People who dont like animals.
Who doesn't like animals? I mean, you don't have to like all animals, but you must like at least one kind of animal or you're just not right in the head or something.
Guys who cry too much. They way so can't get it.
Guys who don't help with the baby can't ever get it again!
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I'm afraid they can and have. 
D'oh.
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Tell me about it!
Stupid people.
People who think [insert Romanian tabloid tv shows] are funny.