Who can get it

I prefer him like this:

It's good, no argument there, but not sushi.

That girl at a ska or punk show who can keep up with my skanking moshing and dancing, who isnt afraid to grab me in the middle of a pit and sream the lyrics along with me.
If a girl does that with me at a show I would bring her home in a heartbeat.

^ Difference in desiring an extrovert and desiring an introvert.

Not that extroverts aren't capable of being deep and having meaningful interests, they are, absolutely.

But, an example of how external quirkiness put out there for everyone to see is desirable in our society while quietly doing ones own thing and only bringing it up when there is good reason is considered strange and often dismissed.

This guy got it a lot. 3,000 women apparently.

(No paedo jokes please).

I would love to see what he looks like now.

These are the kids who just fucking get it.

I have no idea who that is, but is three thousand considered a lot?

yes.

Yes, you slag!

Three thousand different partners. Thats amazing. Having sex that many times, challenge accepted. That doenst sound that hard over a few years.

How could that even be possible?

And would it be some sort of status to be with someone who has managed to accomplish that? Like, adding yourself to the numbers at that point is almost similar to be someones only or something?

I've still got a couple fingers left, in a numeric system.

I still have my toes..

Numbers of partners aside, it isn't.

I'm more than double that, times wise.

I was going to say my first year of sex I had it close to 500 times.

I'mma just shut the hell up.

Tuffy is the anthropomorphic personification of sex. Sorry to spill the beans.

So, you must be at least mediocre at it.

I've never seen that word before. Is that just like "pedo" but in English English?

This sentence is fantastic but Google image search results for "anthropomorphic personification of sex" are disappointing.

Try "Sex Personified Anthropomorphically".

Dang, that is a good description. Or you could just call Tuffy, Slick Willie/Big Dealie, like they do on the street.
In any case, anthropomorphic is my new word - for the month.

It's my favorite word.

Hate.
Just a little over a hundred, in 6 years.

In Americanlish I was like, "What's a pay-ahdo? Is that a spice?"

Because I knew what she was talking about.

Cooking. That guy cooked a lot.

you guys keep lists when and how often you had sex? i could´t even give a vague number.

i´m older than most of you though, so that might be it.

I don't keep any list.

I don't have a list either.

Totally clueless.

I'm not even 100% on how many people...

It's better that way. I know a guy who actually has a belt with actual notches.

That just screams of desperation. Why do you need to know these things so bad? Bragging rights?

I've kept a list so I don't make the same mistake twice.

...I kind of feel like the guy in High Fidelity now.

My Top 5 are...

that one guy
that other guy
that one time with guy A

Mistakes

Of the lovers I have had the only ones I do not regret are the ones I cared about.

In hindsight I understand this.

The others were not worth it, but if I hadn't made those mistakes I wouldn't know this.

So I cannot regret having had lovers I did not care about because it made me understand.

Full circle.

Who can get it?

In reality, only one person.

In Theory I don't even know any more.

And my hearts mistakes are prolific as dry leaves scattering.

I should collect them into a pile and dive, bury myself and breathe.

I've never regretted nothing and everything and anything.

And understood all of it.

I keep a list because it's a fucking event when it happens, that's why.

Sorry guys, but a list just feels... wrong. I always thought girls wanted authenticity and honesty, but then I read a shitty article a girl posted on facebook (followed by a "this is so true!"):

http://elitedaily.com/elite/2012/disturbing-women-date/

With the same girl.

I love it when Brits pronounce it "pee-duh-file". It's funny to me.

I don't keep a list but I carve tallies out of the wall like in prison.

I know how many women I have been with. But no notches.

That's the stupidest shit I've read in awhile.

Right? That entire website's full of stupidity.

Does he wear the belt?

I didn't know that! That's hilarious!

The fancier the restaurant I'm going to, the longer I fast before hand. And the whole part about being fashionably late was pretty creepy.

Why is the shoe thing there though? It seemed out place with the rest of the insanity. The fact that the shoes a person wears on a date are not out of the box fresh is disturbing?

Hey. You're awesome.

Yeah, but only when he plans on wearing it the whole night.

The whole damn thing was pretty creepy.

It's simple. Because the woman who wrote the article claims to think she's crazy, but she really doesn't think so, meaning she's actually pretty unaware. So she has a hard time distinguishing between what's crazy and what isn't.

... come on... none of you...?

Alright

http://instantrimshot.com/

Hey you, You're awesome!

That is a perfect example of what a page out of my journal looks like.

I was in a really weird despondent mood this morning.

Meh. I read the "article" in question (http://elitedaily.com/elite/2012/disturbing-women-date/). There's about a paragraph-and-a-half (short ones) of written stuff padded with several photographs stolen from other places on the internet. It reads like a rejected idea for a Cracked list. Nothing to get worked-up about, though I suspect that "Gayana Sarkisova" is in fact a male college freshman.